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Clips from Blackadder (1982) - The Foretelling (S01E01)

"Silence!"
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"For the King!"
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"(ALL) Long live King Richard IV!"
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"This day has been, as t'were, a mighty stew,"
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"in which the beef of victory was mixed"
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"and the grisly dumpling of his killer fled."
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"But we must eat the yellow wobbly parts the good Lord serves."
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"In life, each man gets what he deserves!"
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"Well, come on. Let's go and kill some more prisoners. Hup, hup..."
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"We're safe and I am a prince of the realm."
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"Hup, hup..."
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"— Can you imagine the power? — It's ours, all ours!"
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"— What? — Yours, all yours!"
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"It's early, but I'd like to sort out these battle averages."
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"— Who did you kill today? - Um..."
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"no one."
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"no one! Ch, dear. I'L put you down for a duck, then."
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"I'm afraid that takes you out of the running"
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"— for the Legion Of Honour. — Oh, I see. Sorry."
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"I thought you meant had I killed King Richard."
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"What?"
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"Who did you kill today?"
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"Oh, I see. Er, right... Er... Let's see."
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"(He mouths) Pedant."
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"What?"
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"Peasants! There were a lot of peasants."
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"— Oh, four... — Four."
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"..handred."
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"Four handred...hand."
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"Four hundred...hand fifty."
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"— I had a couple of lucky breaks. — Nobles?"
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"Ah, nobles... Let me see. I think...Lord Coverdale."
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"Who fought on our side, I believe."
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"I think Lord Coverdale saw me slaying...um..."
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"— Warwick. — Warwick the Wild, of Leicester?"
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"— Roger de Runcey. — Oh, yes, he was one of mine."
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"— Lord Thomas of Devon. — Ah, yes, back—slash."
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"This is remarkable, Edmund! Oh, and the Bishop of Bath and Wells..."
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"Will never walk again!"
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"..will conduct the thanksgiving service."
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"Oh, Bath...and Wells!"
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"Ah, Lord Percy. Edmund tells me you turned up late for the battle,"
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"so there's not much point in asking you your score, is there?"
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"— Ha—ha! — A—ha—ha'Ha!"
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"At last, I can relax."
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"Ah, well, you remember that dying man we saw in the cottage?"
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"The one I specifically told you not to bring back to the castle?"
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"He claims to be a wealthy man."
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"I thought if we nurse him back to health, he may reward us."
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"If he is a wealthy man and we nurse him back to health,"
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"he may reward us!"
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"Brilliant, My Lord. Good thinking."
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"Well, what would you expect?"
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"After all, who has the fastest brain in the land?"
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"Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh."
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"Who is the boldest horseman in the land?"
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"— Prince Edmund... — ..Duke of Edinburgh."
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"Don't tell me. That Earl from Norfolk."
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"Prince..."
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"Or, as I shall be known from now on..."
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"The Black Vegetable."
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"My Lord, wouldn't something like The Black Adder sound better?"
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"I think I have a better idea."
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"That one!"
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"— Very, very, very witty, My Lord. — Thank you, Percy."
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"You're certainly wittier than your father."
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"And head and shoulders over Richard Il!"
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"Er... No, My Lord."
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"Th—that was an example of the sort of thing"
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"that you yourself would not stoop to."
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"— Go away! — (Both) Yes, My Lord."
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"— You're still here, are you? — Er... Yes."
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"I don't know. I feel that I've seen you before, also."
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"I am Prince Edmund, son of Richard IV."
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"— Who are you? — I'm not important."
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"You mean you're not rich?"
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"Yes, I'm incredibly rich."
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"I'm a very wealthy, um..."
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"..modest person, who wishes to remain nameless."
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"You'd better be rich."
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"Aaargh!"
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"And hello to you."
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"(In high—pitched voice) Hello. Goodness me."
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"I hadn't expected to see you...like this."
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"— Sitting down, you mean? — Yes, that's right. Sitting down."
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"Fine. Someone cut my head off,"
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"— Edmund. — Your father said Edna."
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"No..."
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"How very kind of you to ask, Your Majesty."
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"I'm very well."
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"And it's very good to see you, because, frankly..."
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"— Yes? — Well, frankly, er..."
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"Gosh, you look well."
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"Frankly, what? Spit it out, you horrid, little, scabby reptile."
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"Um... Well, frankly, everyone thought you were dead."
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"Well, frankly, I am."
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"(Knock at door) Do come in."
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"— Have you got someone in there? — Um... Not as such."
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"— Is it a woman? — No."
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"— Is it a man? - Um..."
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"It's not a sheep, is it?"
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"Um... Have, er..."
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"Have you got transport?"
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"I mean...not that you've borrowed it before."
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"Are you all right, Edmund? You look as if you've just seen a ghost."
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"Hurry up, anyway. You're expected at the banquet."
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"You won't tell anyone about my oversleeping this morning?"
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"Would I? Do I tell people that your brother Harry is scared of spoons?"
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"Or that your father has very small private parts?"
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"Mother!"
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"(Edmund) Baa! Ba—aa—ah."
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"It's the lying I find so hurtful."
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"Baa—aaa."
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"We'll slit it right up here!"
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"So sorry I'm late."
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"Hold! You dare sit there, boy?"
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"Would you insult King Richard's ghost?"
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"Um... No."
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"No, sorry."
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"Yes, find your own chair, you smelly little dog's pizzle."
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