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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Dennis Miller (S01E01)

"How you doing? Welcome to the show. I'm Ben Stiller."
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"Thanks for doing the show."
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"Yes, you, Mr. And Mrs. America, out there on Channel Pi in Minnesota."
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"Thanks for tuning in tonight."
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"One of the few shows that makes me feel like Jimmy Arness, ratings-wise."
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"Time to mange on a little packing crate material. I think it's from Sony Trinitron."
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"Where's my hair spray?"
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"Now America's three favorite bachelors are back."
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"And they've got someone new to watch over."
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"It's Three Men and an Old Man."
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"What smells?"
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"Please stop."
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"Maybe we should've gone out to eat."
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"I can build humongous skyscrapers and huge bridges."
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"Don't tell me I can't figure out an adult diaper."
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"Three Men and an Old Man, coming soon to a theater near you."
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"Manson!"
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"... Van Hammersley..."
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"... and, of course, Charles Manson."
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"Where's the fire?"
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"I was raised in a prison."
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"The truth don't play no favorites. Bite on that, Jack!"
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"What happened? Did Timmy have an accident by the lake?"
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"Show us the way! Show us the way, boy!"
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"It's okay, Timmy. Manson told us all about it."
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"Once we started listening to him, that is."
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"- Thanks. - Have you seen the show?"
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"I love the show."
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"I love the cast."
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"You got Janeane Garofalo, little Miss Post-Everything."
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"Lucy Van Helsing to Robert Smith's Count Dracula."
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"- Andy Dick. - Andy Dick..."
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"...Martin Short stretched out on a rack for two and a half, three hours."
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"Great name. Don't change it. Look good on a marquee when you're doing films."
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"No. You. Right at the hub."
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"The guy, man."
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"Bailed out when he found there was no I in team."
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"- So you know it's a comedy? - Yes, it's a comedy."
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"Use your imagination."
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"You ruined my chair. That's my chair, and it's ruined."
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"...because that's the way we do things here, bubby!"
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"I know it was you, and it breaks my heart."
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"...because the dog ate my chair."
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"Maybe some dancing?"
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"Freeze!"
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"You know, between you and me, this world is crawling with weirdoes..."
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"...people involved in strange activities."
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"You know the kind."
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"To date, your tips have led to the arrest of 86 people..."
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"At the top of tonight's news..."
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"...the case of Ed Janek."
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"According to Mr. Janek's neighbors, the Gradshaws..."
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"It all started when Laura was out tending her spice garden."
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"And he was singing opera."
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"And then he starts taking pictures of me!"
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"- What is going on out here? - What are you up to, mister?"
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"I guess freaking your neighbors out is legal."
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"Try to explain what's going on in that fruity little head of yours."
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"Good luck."
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"Van Olander, that strange old bird who never cut his lawn..."
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"...well, he finally showed his stripes."
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"He tried to rob a bank."
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"Until next week..."
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"We want to smell it too."
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"Let me lick you."
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"I loved it. I was jiving all over it. I licked every page."
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"I love you. And then I could do a song."
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"I was a big fan of your show. I thought it was great."
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"You get on the other side of that pain..."
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"I'm not Kreskin, but I got my ear down to the track."
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"All right, why don't we go to this now?"
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"Fox"
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"Hi, I'm Foxy, the network fox..."
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"...brought to you in full-fledged Fox-a-rama."
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"Join international singing sensation Tito Gallegos and his special guests:"
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"... and the All-American Football Team."
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"Okay, here you go."
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"Couldn't you die?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tito Gallegos!"
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"Ey-hay!"
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"Ank you-thay, ank you-thay."
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"What do you mean, this ain't Fantasy Island?"
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"Mr. Roarke!"
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"Ell-way, I'm ot-nay Mr. Oarke-ray."
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"- Ut-bay I o-day have an antasy-fay. - What's that?"
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"OIly-day Arton-pay, adies-lay..."
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"Ou-yay ow-knay, ere-hay on Ig-pay Atin-lay Island..."
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"Here we have very, very ecial-spay oeple-pay iving-lay ere-hay. Especially-pay..."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Gallegos."
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"Thank you."
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"I ink-thay I an-cay elp-hay ou-yay out-ay."
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"I gotta move."
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"Hotel accommodations provided by Pig Latin Plaza."
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"Hey, kids, it's me, Foxy, the Fox Network fox."
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"Skank returns next week, and limbs will be flying when his kids get gangrene."
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"Ben, thanks for having me, man."
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"Have I helped you mentally? Did I get inside your bean and calm you down?"
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"I had a good time, and I love the show. If I could make one qualification..."
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"...and I hate to do this, but I do a lot of things I hate..."
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"I mean, you know, the real edge."
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"Forget the editing! Forget all that crap! Just..."
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"- I'm outside. - Yeah!"
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"Our special guest this week is Dennis Miller."
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"Thanks for having me in the valley of the hand-held."
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"I'd like to say hi to you, the six to eight people who actually watch this show."
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"First, they watched a baby."
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"Right here."
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"Then a little lady."
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"I'll get it."
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm an old man."
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"Come on, you want to look nice, don't you?"
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"Perfect!"
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"You smelled it!"
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"You fix it!"
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"I've had enough."
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"And then my prostate blew up."
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"Listen to me!"
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"Let's rock 'n' roll!"
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"Manson!"
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