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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - A Few Good Scouts (S01E01)

"Because it was never there in the first place."
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"We're not religious people, but we can't deny..."
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"And sometimes when we're singing..."
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"...I can feel him smiling down upon us."
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"BillyBob Hoyt, high-tech hillbilly."
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"...there's not gonna be any county line. All right?"
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"Hold it. I'm gonna get you 20 cases by Tuesday."
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"That's on the house."
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"Sally Jo, get me the facts on that McSorely feud."
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"I need specifics. How many have been killed, how many have been run off?"
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"What we're doing at HillTech is trying..."
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"And guess what?"
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"It's working."
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"Great. Pointier. Can't be pointy enough. Remember that."
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"I want that in the catalog by Christmas."
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"What do you got today?"
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"This is something we've been working on called the Pick-O-Matic 2000."
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"Picks feet free of corn, wood slivers, pebbles, what-have-you."
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"While leaving your hands free to shoo flies, smoke a pipe, whatever."
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"People like to pick their own feet!"
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"Right now, we're developing a blend of nonalcoholic moonshine."
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""All the kick and none of the sick.""
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"I don't cotton to it."
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"...or what we call "interfamily squabbles.""
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"You can shoot at a Hatfield, but don't be shooting at any Hoyts."
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"How do I know they're a Hatfield?"
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"They're chicken-livered, colicky-Iooking, yellow types."
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"I think I smell one now, talking to Sis!"
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"- You get off our property! - And stay off!"
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"Erasmus! Thank you, Elliot."
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"Chad! Hey."
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"Delbert!"
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"No, no. Don't worry. We have a code here. Relax."
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"Hey."
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"...all of us are related by years of intermarriage..."
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"...and by our respect for innovation and enterprise."
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"...I'd like to present this year's Golden Jug Award..."
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"...to BillyBob Hoyt."
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"I'm a hillbilly. I'm a businessman."
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"But mostly I'm just a guy who never understood the word "can't.""
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"And now a word about Grady's Oats."
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"You talking to me?"
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"I guess that means you're talking to me."
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"Thirty-eight caliber snub-nose."
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"See, certain things never go out of style."
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"Hey! What did I tell you about playing ball back there?"
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"Get out of here, or I'll kill you!"
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"I'll kill you and your families!"
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"Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal."
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"It's an... What did I tell you?"
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"Get up! I don't care if he's hurt! Get him out of there!"
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"This is my lawn!"
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"These are my flowers."
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"They're beautiful flowers!"
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"They're beautiful colors!"
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"Yellow and purple..."
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"...and you ruined them!"
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"You've ruined my flowers!"
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"- Is my wig? - Your wig's fine. How's my tooth?"
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"Welcome back to the show. Your tooth looks just fine, Janeane."
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"We're excited because we're on at 10:30 now."
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"We actually have a list of words we can say at 10:30, or 9:30 Central..."
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"...that we couldn't say at 7:30, 6:30 Central. Say them."
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""Crap" and "crappy.""
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""Bitch"!"
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""Doodie"!"
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""Bastard.""
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"- "Ca-ca." - This wasn't a good idea."
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"- "Breasts." - Okay."
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"- "Ass." - Why don't we just go to this?"
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""Whore.""
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"Hey, trainee. Sure is busy on your first night, huh?"
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"The guy at table 14 keeps changing his side-dish order."
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"That's because they all taste so good. It's hard to pick just one."
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"- This is the best job, isn't it? - Yeah, I guess."
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"My boyfriend didn't want me to work here."
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"He thinks fake-theme restaurants are corny."
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"It isn't a fake theme."
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"We got some appetizer specials to push, right?"
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"- You want to be part of the team? - Yes."
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"Why don't you sell table 9 another order of deep-fried Pooterballs, okay?"
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"- I'll try. - Remember our motto:"
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"- So get out there and sell them. - Okay."
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"Hi, and welcome to T.J. O'Pootertoot's..."
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"Tonight's drink specials include Sex in a Hamper, with or without milk..."
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"...and pudding shots. Our dinner specials include the Angry Mexi..."
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"I don't need to hear them. I want two orders of deep-fried curly ribs..."
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"...a Miserable Whore without salt around the rim for me..."
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"...and a Giggling Scoundrel for the lady..."
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"...and a side of the atomic liver crisps."
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"- Like some Pooterballs with that? - What kind of meat is in that?"
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"Pooter meat. With a taste that's oddly familiar."
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"- How about Colorado bean strips? - I just told you what I wanted!"
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"With an order of Alaskan minibites..."
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"...you're entitled to a free hour of karaoke..."
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"We don't want any "mini" things. We just want what we ordered, okay?"
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"Wow, I just sold two more orders of Red-Hot Rancheroos."
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"That's 25 more Pooter points for me."
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"You kill yourself for Pooter points, all you get is T.J.'s moustache wax."
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"I know you didn't mean that."
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"Be careful! If somebody overhears you..."
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"...we could both get shipped off to Pootertoot's Spirit Camp."
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"There's nothing like that feeling of knowing you're part of a team."
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"...knowing you're one insignificant part of a much greater plan."
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"Let's have an Alley Rally."
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"I can't right now. I have an order coming up."
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"We're having an Alley Rally."
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"Come on! We're having an Alley Rally."
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"Who's the best, east or west?"
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"T.J. O'Pootertoot's!"
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"Where does the guest rest with zest?"
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"T.J. O'Pootertoot's!"
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"Who always passes the bunk food test?"
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"T.J. O'Pootertoot's!"
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"- Hey! - T.J. Loves you."
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"Faith!"
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"Faith!"
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"No!"
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"- Keep back. He has the book of Pooter. - Stay back. I'll trim you all!"
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"- What is going on? - I was right. It's all in here."
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