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Clips from Taxi - Bobby's Big Break (S01E01)

in front of the whole garage.

"in front of the whole garage."

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So what, he's done that before.

"So what, he's done that before."

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Yeah, but this time he's got a right to.

"Yeah, but this time he's got a right to."

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Maybe I should just go back there

"Maybe I should just go back there"

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and let him dance all over my face

"and let him dance all over my face"

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and get it over with.

"and get it over with."

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Hey, look, maybe it won't be

"Hey, look, maybe it won't be"

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so bad as you think.

"so bad as you think."

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Look, I'll see you back in the garage, okay?

"Look, I'll see you back in the garage, okay?"

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Hey, wait a minute. It's coming back on. Shh!

"Hey, wait a minute. It's coming back on. Shh!"

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OLIVIA: Poor Skip.

"OLIVIA: Poor Skip."

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I didn't even get a chance to tell him.

"I didn't even get a chance to tell him."

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Tell him what?

"Tell him what?"

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I'm going to have his baby.

"I'm going to have his baby."

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Way to go, Bobby.

"Way to go, Bobby."

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Hey, Louie, can I talk to you for a minute?

"Hey, Louie, can I talk to you for a minute?"

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What's on your mind?

"What's on your mind?"

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Well, you know

"Well, you know"

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Bobby's run into some rotten luck.

"Bobby's run into some rotten luck."

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Har, har, har.

"Har, har, har."

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Louie, Louie, look, you know, acting is Bobby's dream.

"Louie, Louie, look, you know, acting is Bobby's dream."

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I mean, it's his soul.

"I mean, it's his soul."

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It's his reason for living.

"It's his reason for living."

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You know, to have a dream like that come true,

"You know, to have a dream like that come true,"

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to have it finally within your grasp,

"to have it finally within your grasp,"

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and then to lose it all again,

"and then to lose it all again,"

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do you have any idea how he must feel?

"do you have any idea how he must feel?"

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Like hell.

"Like hell."

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Louie, Louie, listen, listen to me.

"Louie, Louie, listen, listen to me."

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He's coming in any minute.

"He's coming in any minute."

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No kidding!

"No kidding!"

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Louie, all he wants is to have his old job back.

"Louie, all he wants is to have his old job back."

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( evil laughter )

"( evil laughter )"

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Louie, Louie, Louie! Louie!

"Louie, Louie, Louie! Louie!"

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Look, you just got to do me one big favor, okay?

"Look, you just got to do me one big favor, okay?"

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Now, it's a very hard thing

"Now, it's a very hard thing"

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for Bobby to come back here like this.

"for Bobby to come back here like this."

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So please, don't make him feel any worse than he does, okay?

"So please, don't make him feel any worse than he does, okay?"

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Ooh, am I going to love this.

"Ooh, am I going to love this."

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I am going to love it.

"I am going to love it."

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Louie, come here. Sit down.

"Louie, come here. Sit down."

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Please, sit down.

"Please, sit down."

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I don't know how to get through to you.

"I don't know how to get through to you."

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Look, um...

"Look, um..."

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Look, we all know each other very well in this garage, right?

"Look, we all know each other very well in this garage, right?"

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We know you and how you act, and we all accept that,

"We know you and how you act, and we all accept that,"

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but this is something very special.

"but this is something very special."

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Now I'm asking you the best way I know how--

"Now I'm asking you the best way I know how--"

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When Bobby walks through that door,

"When Bobby walks through that door,"

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please, just leave him alone. Okay?

"please, just leave him alone. Okay?"

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You really mean this, don't you?

"You really mean this, don't you?"

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Yes, I do.

"Yes, I do."

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Well then, I guess there's only one thing I can say.

"Well then, I guess there's only one thing I can say."

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Blow it out your ear, Rieger!

"Blow it out your ear, Rieger!"

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When Wheeler walks through that door

"When Wheeler walks through that door"

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I am going to give it to him

"I am going to give it to him"

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like I have never given it to nobody.

"like I have never given it to nobody."

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( grunts )

"( grunts )"

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I am going to rub his nose in it.

"I am going to rub his nose in it."

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I am going to make him squeal like an eel

"I am going to make him squeal like an eel"

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and squirm like a worm.

"and squirm like a worm."

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That does it, Louie!

"That does it, Louie!"

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You just got me angry.

"You just got me angry."

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Ooh, I'm trembling

"Ooh, I'm trembling"

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in my booties.

"in my booties."

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Well, you better tremble

"Well, you better tremble"

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because you've just gone too far.

"because you've just gone too far."

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You think humiliating people is fun, don't you?

"You think humiliating people is fun, don't you?"

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You think you're pretty cute this way, don't you?

"You think you're pretty cute this way, don't you?"

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I am cute.

"I am cute."

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No, you're not cute, Louie,

"No, you're not cute, Louie,"

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and you're not clever.

"and you're not clever."

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It's not hard to make

"It's not hard to make"

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people feel rotten about their lives.

"people feel rotten about their lives."

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The difficult thing is to make people feel good

"The difficult thing is to make people feel good"

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about their lives. Humiliating them, that's simple.

"about their lives. Humiliating them, that's simple."

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I'll show you how simple it is. Here, take a look at this.

"I'll show you how simple it is. Here, take a look at this."

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Simple, huh?

"Simple, huh?"

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What the hell are you doing?

"What the hell are you doing?"

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I was just giving you a lesson, Louie,

"I was just giving you a lesson, Louie,"

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on how easy it is to make people feel ridiculous.

"on how easy it is to make people feel ridiculous."

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You see that?

"You see that?"

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You're crazy!

"You're crazy!"

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The man is crazy!

"The man is crazy!"

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He's a whack!

"He's a whack!"

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ALEX: Louie, come here!

"ALEX: Louie, come here!"

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Ha-ha-ha!

"Ha-ha-ha!"

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Your friend, Wheeler, is a loser, Rieger

"Your friend, Wheeler, is a loser, Rieger"

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and I'm going to tell him he's a loser

"and I'm going to tell him he's a loser"

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and I'm going to love telling him

"and I'm going to love telling him"

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he's a loser.

"he's a loser."

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* He's a loser

"* He's a loser"

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* He's a loser

"* He's a loser"

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* Nyah, nyah, nyah

"* Nyah, nyah, nyah"

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* He's a loser, he's a loser

"* He's a loser, he's a loser"

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* He's a loser

"* He's a loser"

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You're not finished yet?

"You're not finished yet?"

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Louie, I'm warning you--

"Louie, I'm warning you--"

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Don't screw around with Bobby, you hear me?

"Don't screw around with Bobby, you hear me?"

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What do you mean, you're warning me?

"What do you mean, you're warning me?"

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Are you threatening me with physical violence, Alex?

"Are you threatening me with physical violence, Alex?"

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I'm not saying it won't work.

"I'm not saying it won't work."

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I just want to know.

"I just want to know."

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No, I'm not threatening you.

"No, I'm not threatening you."

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Well, do you got something on me?

"Well, do you got something on me?"

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Are you blackmailing me?

"Are you blackmailing me?"

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I'm just telling you this very simply, Louie.

"I'm just telling you this very simply, Louie."

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Don't do what you're thinking of doing to Bobby.

"Don't do what you're thinking of doing to Bobby."

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Just don't do it.

"Just don't do it."

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Why not?

"Why not?"

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Because...

"Because..."

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you shouldn't.

"you shouldn't."

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I shouldn't?

"I shouldn't?"

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That's the reason I shouldn't?

"That's the reason I shouldn't?"

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I shouldn't?

"I shouldn't?"

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I shouldn't?

"I shouldn't?"

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I shouldn't!

"I shouldn't!"

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Oh, no, no, no, no!

"Oh, no, no, no, no!"

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I shouldn't.

"I shouldn't."

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I shouldn't!

"I shouldn't!"

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