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Clips from Taxi - Bobby's Big Break (S01E01)

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"( theme music playing )"

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Cavalucci-- 916.

"Cavalucci-- 916."

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And pick up a hell of a lot of bread.

"And pick up a hell of a lot of bread."

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Well, I don't know yet.

"Well, I don't know yet."

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it is bad luck to wish a person good luck.

"it is bad luck to wish a person good luck."

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I just keep thinking if we hadn't fought,

"I just keep thinking if we hadn't fought,"

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I already told you what's going to happen.

"I already told you what's going to happen."

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I hope your career goes in the toilet.

"I hope your career goes in the toilet."

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Only one guy ever made it out

"Only one guy ever made it out"

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What are you guys doing here?

"What are you guys doing here?"

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for a couple of weeks,

"for a couple of weeks,"

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so you thought I got stuck up or something, right?

"so you thought I got stuck up or something, right?"

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He's had an accident.

"He's had an accident."

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I can't help it.

"I can't help it."

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Right, she hadn't had a good cry in seconds.

"Right, she hadn't had a good cry in seconds."

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Oh, it's Louie, isn't it?

"Oh, it's Louie, isn't it?"

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Sure, Alex.

"Sure, Alex."

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I know. I saw the show.

"I know. I saw the show."

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It's not hard to humiliate people.

"It's not hard to humiliate people."

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* He's a loser...

"* He's a loser..."

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for not doing that, Louie.

"for not doing that, Louie."

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LOUIE: All right now, we got some cabs to get out here.

"LOUIE: All right now, we got some cabs to get out here."

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Ryan-- 1620.

"Ryan-- 1620."

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Arnie-- 214.

"Arnie-- 214."

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Hey, cha-cha, get out of that cab.

"Hey, cha-cha, get out of that cab."

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Uh, skip Bobby.

"Uh, skip Bobby."

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He isn't in yet.

"He isn't in yet."

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He isn't in yet?

"He isn't in yet?"

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A doctor isn't in yet.

"A doctor isn't in yet."

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A cabbie is late.

"A cabbie is late."

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It's all right. He had a good excuse.

"It's all right. He had a good excuse."

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I'll accept "dead."

"I'll accept "dead.""

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He had an important audition this afternoon

"He had an important audition this afternoon"

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for an acting job.

"for an acting job."

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Hey, an audition.

"Hey, an audition."

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That's great.

"That's great."

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Well, not great.

"Well, not great."

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He had it this afternoon. I figured he isn't in yet

"He had it this afternoon. I figured he isn't in yet"

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because he didn't get the part and he's feeling depressed.

"because he didn't get the part and he's feeling depressed."

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Oh. The old shattered dreams bit, huh?

"Oh. The old shattered dreams bit, huh?"

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Well, if he thinks he's depressed now,

"Well, if he thinks he's depressed now,"

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wait till I get through with him.

"wait till I get through with him."

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ALEX: Hey, Bob.

"ALEX: Hey, Bob."

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Wheeler. You're late

"Wheeler. You're late"

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and I don't want to hear any lame excuses.

"and I don't want to hear any lame excuses."

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I don't want to hear about your other troubles.

"I don't want to hear about your other troubles."

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I got a garage to run here.

"I got a garage to run here."

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Don't smile at me when I'm yelling at you.

"Don't smile at me when I'm yelling at you."

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What's the matter with you?

"What's the matter with you?"

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You on something?

"You on something?"

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Why ain't he looking miserable?

"Why ain't he looking miserable?"

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I got the job.

"I got the job."

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You what?

"You what?"

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You got it?

"You got it?"

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I got the part.

"I got the part."

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They told me right there at the audition.

"They told me right there at the audition."

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I'm gonna make two appearances

"I'm gonna make two appearances"

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on a soap opera called For Better For Worse.

"on a soap opera called For Better For Worse."

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Television?

"Television?"

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That is terrific.

"That is terrific."

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My man!

"My man!"

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Unbelievable.

"Unbelievable."

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Bushgalay.

"Bushgalay."

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Being on a soap opera

"Being on a soap opera"

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is not what I always dreamed of,

"is not what I always dreamed of,"

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but it's a start.

"but it's a start."

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It's a chance to be seen.

"It's a chance to be seen."

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I can still work on my craft.

"I can still work on my craft."

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I can still develop my technique.

"I can still develop my technique."

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Hey, when does this happen?

"Hey, when does this happen?"

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I mean, when do we get to see you?

"I mean, when do we get to see you?"

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I make my first appearance on Friday

"I make my first appearance on Friday"

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and then I'm on again Tuesday,

"and then I'm on again Tuesday,"

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and then, like, if things go real well

"and then, like, if things go real well"

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I could maybe, well, you know...

"I could maybe, well, you know..."

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like, maybe it'll go on longer, you know?

"like, maybe it'll go on longer, you know?"

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You mean full-time?

"You mean full-time?"

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Let me tell you the plot line, okay?

"Let me tell you the plot line, okay?"

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I play this guy named Skip.

"I play this guy named Skip."

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I was a boyfriend of the star's, right?

"I was a boyfriend of the star's, right?"

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We had this argument four years ago

"We had this argument four years ago"

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and I left town mad, only then I got amnesia

"and I left town mad, only then I got amnesia"

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and wandered around in a fog somewhere the whole time,

"and wandered around in a fog somewhere the whole time,"

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but now I'm recovered and I'm coming back home.

"but now I'm recovered and I'm coming back home."

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I just don't believe it.

"I just don't believe it."

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This is so exciting.

"This is so exciting."

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Thrilling.

"Thrilling."

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Hey, Louie, the least

"Hey, Louie, the least"

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you can do is congratulate the man.

"you can do is congratulate the man."

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You got cab 1136.

"You got cab 1136."

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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All right, come on, you clowns.

"All right, come on, you clowns."

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Let's get going here.

"Let's get going here."

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Let's get some meat behind the wheel.

"Let's get some meat behind the wheel."

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Bobby?

"Bobby?"

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I would like to wish you bad luck.

"I would like to wish you bad luck."

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No. You mean good luck, Latka.

"No. You mean good luck, Latka."

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So when we want to wish a person good luck,

"So when we want to wish a person good luck,"

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we say "bad luck."

"we say "bad luck.""

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Oh. That's an interesting custom.

"Oh. That's an interesting custom."

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Uh, what do you do

"Uh, what do you do"

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when you want somebody to have bad luck?

"when you want somebody to have bad luck?"

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We kick him in the yatabe.

"We kick him in the yatabe."

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ANNOUNCER: For Better For Worse will continue

"ANNOUNCER: For Better For Worse will continue"

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after this message.

"after this message."

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What do you think so far?

"What do you think so far?"

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You weren't in it.

"You weren't in it."

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It's not over yet.

"It's not over yet."

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You see, I'm on after this commercial.

"You see, I'm on after this commercial."

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What I meant was, what do you think of the way

"What I meant was, what do you think of the way"

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they've been talking about me throughout the whole show?

"they've been talking about me throughout the whole show?"

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They're giving me a big buildup, right?

"They're giving me a big buildup, right?"

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It's neat just hearing the name Skip

"It's neat just hearing the name Skip"

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and knowing it's you.

"and knowing it's you."

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I never thought I'd see the day

"I never thought I'd see the day"

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when my cabbies would be watching a TV show

"when my cabbies would be watching a TV show"

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instead of out making big bucks.

"instead of out making big bucks."

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I'm ashamed.

"I'm ashamed."

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I can't help thinking of all the people out there

"I can't help thinking of all the people out there"

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waiting for taxis that ain't coming--

"waiting for taxis that ain't coming--"

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