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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Testimonials (S05E05)

"What?"
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"It's still Jeff's profile picture."
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"Yeah. Nobody wants that."
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"I-I-I threw up a bunch of cake a little while ago."
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"Eugene!"
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"Shh, quiet!"
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"I just want to thank you."
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"This is better than I ever imagined."
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"[forklift beeping]"
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"Uh..."
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"You had to make me look like an a-hole."
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"Dina, I wasn't trying to make you look bad."
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"If this is what I need to do to stop you"
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"from humiliating me, I'll do it."
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"All right, everybody, this isn't the real party."
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"Okay."
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"Drinks. And probably food."
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"That's what the package says."
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"Sorry, she's been turning into a bit of a bridezilla."
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"Mateo, I just want to say, I am so happy"
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"'cause I thought it was chocolate."
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"That would be great."
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"Hey, man, I need you to go to Dollywood with me"
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"for Jerry's bachelor party."
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"So we still don't know if the raccoons have a key"
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"or if someone is letting them into the safe."
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"And finally, good news:"
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"Mateo's bond hearing has been scheduled."
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"His aunt's bringing his lawyer by"
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"Remember, anything you say can and will"
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"be used against you in a court of law."
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"a character testimony to help with his case."
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"Yeah, all I have to do is tell him"
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"that Mateo is a vital employee."
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"Oh, that's how they get you."
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"Next thing you know, they'll be asking you,"
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""Where were you April 25th?""
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"and then they'll be like, "Well, then","
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"why are your fingerprints all over this dead body?""
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"- Amy, please be careful. - Yes."
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"Okay, I will be careful"
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"in case Mateo's immigration lawyer"
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"wants to frame me for murder."
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"- Yes. - Also, uh..."
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"Carol will be out for a few days due to personal reasons."
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"By personal reasons, do you mean"
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"she had a mental breakdown when she found out"
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"Sandra and Jerry got engaged?"
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"Oh, do you think she's planning to "Gone Girl" Sandra?"
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"I think she'd have to "Gone Girl" Jerry."
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"What's the one with the girl on the train?"
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"- "The Girl on the Train." - Right."
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"Maybe she's gonna do that to Sandra."
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"- Put her on a train? - Oh, man, could you imagine?"
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"- Sorry I'm late, everybody. - Oh!"
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"Thank God. We thought you were on a train."
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"Aww, you guys. You got me a cake?"
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"- No, those are yesterday's donuts. - Oh, I thought"
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"Dina was throwing me a little engagement party,"
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"as, like, a maid of honor thing."
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"Dina's your maid of honor?"
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"Who else is she gonna ask?"
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"The old lady who spits at her on the bus?"
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"Dina, are you throwing an engagement party?"
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"I have an outfit."
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"Absolutely not."
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"Engagement party is not a maid of honor duty."
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"I printed a list from the Internet."
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"Or maybe you just want the party to be a surprise?"
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"No. I do not want that."
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"I'm telling you, do not expect a party."
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"Right. I won't expect a party."
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"That's what I just said, Sandra."
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"Ugh. Good luck, Jerry."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"- Amy? - Ms. Liwanag."
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"This is Mateo's immigration lawyer, Richard."
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"Amy is the store manager"
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"suddenly and traumatically."
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"Anyway, uh,"
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"if we can present Mateo as someone who deserves"
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"to be out on bond while we continue"
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"to fight his deportation."
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"Well, you know, Mateo is one of our most"
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"That's it?"
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"Amy, my baby's future is on the line."
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"Please, don't mess this up like Mateo says you always do."
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"W-what? No, I'm..."
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"I was just waiting for you to swear me in or whatever."
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"That's why I said "or whatever.""
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"Tita Irma!"
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"Ah!"
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"Oh, that's right. You two are roommates."
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"- Mm-hmm. - It's been so good to have him around."
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"- Ah. - Wait, anak."
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"- You forgot your lunch, Marcus. - Ah."
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"Please don't forget to eat, huh?"
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"I do. I forget to eat."
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"Tita, what would I do without you?"
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"Mwah."
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"to stay out of any particular area"
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"while you set up something special?"
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"I'm not throwing you an engagement party."
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"You know, the more you deny that there's a party,"
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"Why don't you just throw her one?"
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"Look, I know you like to be everyone's manic pixie dream girl,"
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"but that's not how I live my life."
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"It's just one extra thing."
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"If I start doing extra things that aren't on the list,"
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"she'll start asking for other things that aren't on the list."
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"Do you know how many things aren't on the list, Jonah?"
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"Do you want me to actually answer..."
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"Buying her a zoo. Managing the zoo."
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"Hiring an experienced staff."
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"Euthanizing the giraffe when it gets sick."
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"and then switch back to zoo stuff?"
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"Do you hear yourself?"
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"♪ I want the world to know ♪"
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"♪ I got to let it show ♪"
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"[Donna Summer's "I'm Coming Out" playing]"
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