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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Testimonials (S05E05)

"♪ I'm coming ♪"
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"You're finally emptying Mateo's locker, huh?"
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"You okay?"
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"Yeah, it sucks,"
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"so I'm just getting it over with."
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"Yeah."
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"Got it, Glenn?"
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"Looks like you got it."
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"I don't want to be insensitive, but Mateo's locker's in"
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"- Oh, yeah, I guess you could. - Hold up."
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"If anyone's gonna get Mateo's locker, it should be me."
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"and most of his underwear."
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"It just makes sense."
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"Yeah, but my doctor said"
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"that I'm down to my last 100 knee bends."
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"Hmm, well, you guys both make pretty good arguments."
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"Let me think about it, and then I'll pick who gets the locker."
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"- Fair enough. - Okay."
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"Gah, I forgot my ChapStick."
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"and his work ethic is an example for us all.""
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"is made up of the threads of immigrants?"
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"Um, I just wasn't sure that it..."
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"Tay-Tay and Tine-Tine: the slut squad."
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"Wait, you talked to Richard too?"
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"like when he told that lost little girl"
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"because her mommy was hot trash."
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"Classic slut squad tea."
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"that Mateo has good moral character."
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"I was under oath."
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"Uh, what do we think of what?"
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"Can't you smell it?"
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"- Oh, yeah, for sure. - A bag, wow."
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"Yeah, you know what, Sandra, Dina's not..."
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"Aww, thank you, Jonah, you flirt."
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"[giggles]"
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"I mean, look how happy Sandra looks,"
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"Yeah, exactly. She doesn't expect much."
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"You don't tell a fish about land."
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"- Nah, I'm already too excited about it. - Kay."
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"can you pull the box off me?""
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"'Cause I was pinned under this washing machine."
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"But Mateo was too busy laughing."
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"That's Mateo for you."
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"He's got a great sense of humor."
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"- Hey, Eugene. - Hey."
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"Um, I need you to go"
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"and scrub the walls."
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"You got it!"
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"Yes!"
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"He's fun, isn't he?"
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"Yeah, I didn't write any of it down."
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"Besides, I already told you Mateo's great,"
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"so isn't that enough?"
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"Honestly, right now,"
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"I'm representing a Pulitzer Prize winner,"
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"a heart surgeon that's a father of six,"
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"and a former Olympic athlete,"
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"and those people aren't guaranteed to get out on bond."
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"It's not enough."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"I said no engagement party."
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"Yeah, but she seems so excited,"
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"Um, no."
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"when I say "no party" and then you throw one anyway."
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"It's not on the list!"
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"The International Network!"
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"and I said no party for Sandra."
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"Great, no party."
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"Good. Glad you understand."
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"Okay, Richard's having lunch, so we've got about 20 minutes"
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"to think of good things to say about Mateo."
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"So, what makes him special?"
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"I also give zero Fs. It's not unique to Mateo."
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"Okay, we actually need stories"
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"One of us just needs to marry Mateo."
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"I'll do it. Tita would be over the moon."
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"She's our aunt."
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"came here on a visa, which Mateo did not."
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"Susmaryosep!"
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"That's like a swear in our language."
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"All right, well, here are some defenses"
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"involved in community service,"
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"active organ donor."
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"Yes, exactly, so we just need to think"
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"if Mateo fits into anything like that."
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"- Ah. - Mm-hmm."
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"Or we could just embellish a little."
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"You want us to lie to a lawman?"
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"No! I'm just saying,"
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"let's think of things that Mateo might do."
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"Oh, he for sure wouldn't."
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"And it wasn't easy,"
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"but Mateo managed to teach those inner city kids"
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"how to express themselves,"
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"Which I heard is loosely based on Mateo's life."
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"[coughs, snorts]"
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"It's a funny story."
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"Mateo can't be deported."
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"He was the only witness to a murder."
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"What murder?"
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"Well, I can't talk about it,"
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"because the murderer is..."
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"in this room."
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"I was told I was supposed to come in here?"
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"So I forgot to mention"
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"Give that vino to me-no."
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"- Justine, get out. - Okay."
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"No one is behind the door!"
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"Okay, if you're gonna have the locker next to me,"
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"we're probably gonna have to talk in the mornings,"
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"to show me how interesting you are."
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"Uh, okay, so, I-I was in traffic this morning..."
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"Okay, I'm so sorry, Glenn,"
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"but I really don't like stories about cars."
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"Marcus, you're up."
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"to see if I'd learn sign language..."
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"I didn't... last year, I had intense"
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"stomach cramps that wound up being a spider's nest"
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"Time! Yes! In your face, Glenn."
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"I-I-I ate a pencil because I thought it was chocolate!"
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