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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - James Coco (S03E03)

"...Fozzie Bear!"
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"And I am seasick."
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"I've got to know one thing."
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"Yes, I can."
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"Can you predict the future?"
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"- I just did. - Oh!"
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"I want to know what my future in romance will be."
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"Let me see..."
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"- Howdy. - Ahh!"
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"- Bad news. - What? What? What?"
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"It spoke to me."
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"Do you see a tall, cute stranger?"
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"Could be taller. Could be cuter."
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"But it couldn't be stranger."
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"Hi, Fozzie."
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"Beauregard, I want to get my future told."
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"I want to get my head out."
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"I just want to get on with this sketch."
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"But... but... but you're a medium."
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"Are you kidding? Medium? I'm an extra large."
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"[ghostly laughter]"
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"[screaming]"
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"- No. - Uh. No, no, no. No, no."
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"Oh, shucks. I'm Chester Pugh."
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"- I'm due to show up at their seance. - Are you late?"
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"Of course. I'm the late Chester Pugh."
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"But this isn't even a real seance."
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"- It isn't? - Well, hold... Wait, wait."
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"- [whispers] No. - [gasps]"
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"A show? [gasps]"
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"Well, say, I'd like to say hello to Maw and Paw"
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"and all the night shift down at Schneider's."
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"And this one's for everybody on the other side."
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"[♪ Danny Boy ]"
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"♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪"
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"♪ The pipes, the pipes are callin' ♪"
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"- Huh? - No good."
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"- Why? - Just no rhythm, no pace."
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"- ♪ And down the mountainside ♪ - Not even good looking."
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"- Jimmy? - Hmm?"
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"Jimmy, is this supposed to go this way?"
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"Of course not. I didn't know we'd get a real ghost."
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"- Oh, look! - Help, help!"
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"The table is levitating."
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"Beauregard, watch out. You're gonna get killed!"
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"No. I'm gonna get lunch."
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"♪ And I must bide ♪"
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"Well, what do we do now?"
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"[all] ♪ But I'll be here ♪"
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"♪ In sunshine or in shadow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Danny boy Oh, Danny boy ♪"
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"What was that?"
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"It's called "The Medium Sketch.""
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"Yeah. It wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done."
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"[laughter]"
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"That was disgusting."
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"You ought to be ashamed of yourself."
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"Oh! That sketch was the last straw."
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"That does it. I am leaving."
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"Well?"
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"Don't you have anything to say to me before I go?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"On your way out, would you empty the garbage?"
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"[laughing]"
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"Beatnik."
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"I have spent my last moment in this theater."
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"Oh, that's too bad, Sam."
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"You're gonna miss my tribute to Beethoven."
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"I don't care. As long as..."
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"- Beethoven? - Mm-hmm."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Would I joke about Beethoven?"
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"He's my idol. See?"
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"Oh! Beethoven, at last."
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"Oh, well, for Beethoven I'll stay."
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"He's my favorite playwright."
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"♪ One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ♪"
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"♪ All he had was eight little notes ♪"
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"♪ Just eight little notes ♪"
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"♪ But, oh ♪"
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"♪ What Mr. B did with ♪"
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"♪ Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪"
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"♪ Though all he used were eight little notes ♪"
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"♪ Just eight, count 'em, eight like these ♪"
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"♪ He'd mix and match and hatch a batch ♪"
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"♪ Of catchy melodies ♪"
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"♪ Now, I could take two notes and come up with nothing of note ♪"
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"♪ Mr. B took a G ♪"
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"♪ And a flattened E ♪"
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"- ♪ And wrote... ♪ - [plays notes from Fifth Symphony]"
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"♪ Though all he had was eight little notes ♪"
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"♪ Just eight little notes like these ♪"
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"♪ Which goes to show ♪"
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"♪ That one man's scale is another man's symphonies ♪"
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"[playing Ode to Joy ]"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"[humming in tune to Ode to Joy]"
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"♪ Yet, all he had was eight little notes ♪"
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"♪ Just eight little notes, just eight ♪"
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"♪ And also some great ♪"
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"♪ Quartets, quintets, fugues and cantatas ♪"
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"♪ Plus some opera and a few cantatas ♪"
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"♪ Using only eight little notes in a row ♪"
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"♪ Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪"
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"♪ Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪"
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"OK, Robin, time to go to sleep."
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"But I can't, Uncle Kermit. I'm afraid of snakes."
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"Snakes? Snakes?"
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"Well, um..."
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"Well, th-th-there aren't any snakes around here."
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"- Unless they're under the bed. - [screams]"
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"No, no, no snakes under the bed."
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"Oh. Well, listen, Robin."
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"If you just close your eyes and think about it,"
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"- why, snakes can be very beautiful. - [sighing]"
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"[snake charming music]"
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"[dance version of snake charm music]"
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"[music stops]"
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"You know, Uncle Kermit, snakes are really very nice."
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"[all] Thank you."
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