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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - James Coco (S03E03)

"Uh, you're welcome."
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"OK. Set up the kitchen. The Swedish Chef is on next."
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"Oh, Kermit, you have a terrific show here."
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"Oh, oh, thank you, James. It's not exactly Broadway..."
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"Oh, you mean with all the girls and the glitter and the razzle dazzle?"
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"- Yeah, I guess so. - You don't need it."
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"This show moves. It's got pace, pace, pace."
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"- Know what I mean? - Pace?"
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"You got it."
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"You only need razzle dazzle"
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"if you've got a dull, slow moving act."
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"But I have been watching this show. It is dynamic."
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"It is full of sex appeal. It is fast paced."
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"You do not need razzle dazzle. You have..."
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"[singing slowly in mock Swedish]"
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"What is that?"
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"Uh... the next act."
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"You need razzle dazzle."
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"Look, get some musicians, chorus girls, dancers,"
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"anything that moves. Quick! Quick!"
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"Yes, I'm on my way. I'm on my way."
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"Switch. There we go."
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"Uh, wrong one."
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"Fantastic."
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"[singing in mock Swedish]"
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"[crashing]"
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"[speaking in mock Swedish]"
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"...banana split."
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"[men whooping and cheering]"
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"[speaking mock Swedish]"
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"Where is the banana-nana?"
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"- Banana split? - [men whooping and cheering]"
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"- [music stops] - [shouting in mock Swedish]"
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"A-ha!"
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"[chattering] Banana-nana, banana-nana..."
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"Banana peel. Banana peel."
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"Enter."
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"And now, banana split."
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"Well, the chef's done it again."
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"- Done what? - Nothing."
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"Is he gonna be all right?"
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"Well, what's next?"
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"Let's see. Um... A singer."
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"Oh, good. Now we can relax."
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"Singing is always good. Music is terrific."
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"[out of tune] ♪ Catch a falling star ♪"
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"♪ And put it in your pocket ♪"
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"Kermit, we have a lot of work to do."
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"[♪ Catch A Falling Star ]"
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"♪ Catch a falling star ♪"
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"♪ And put it in your pocket ♪"
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"♪ For love may come and tap you on the shoul... ♪"
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"Hey, your pants are on fire."
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"♪ One star that ♪"
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"What are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"No, uh... uh... Ooh! Ow! Ow!"
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"[screaming]"
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"I'd settle for a tie."
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"Oh! Ah! Ooh! Ah!"
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"What did you guys do to me? I almost got killed out there."
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"Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow!"
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"Almost?"
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"What's next?"
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"Let's see... Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"Veterinarian's Hospital?"
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"Yeah, it's this part where we tell bad jokes and, uh..."
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"And it's death."
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"- It never fails. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Girls."
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"Girls? Oh, yeah."
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"Just say it. Girls."
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"Girls!"
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"[announcer] Time now for Veterinarian's Hospital,"
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"the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs."
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"- Say cheese. - [groaning]"
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"Close enough."
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"- Rowlf, Rowlf, Rowlf. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Uh, now, yes, nurse. Tell me, what's wrong with this patient."
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"I don't care how cute it is. It has to come out."
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"[show music playing]"
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"Dr. Bob, how can you concentrate with those girls dancing by?"
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"- Easy. I never take my eyes off them. - [laughing]"
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"Bring on the girls, quick!"
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"- [show music playing] - Here they come again."
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"That's the girls?"
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"Dr. Bob, why do they keep dancing that way?"
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"That's the way they get their kicks."
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"[laughter]"
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"Wow. I'd love to be on Broadway."
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"Yeah. I can see your name in lights."
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"Twenty-five watts."
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"Twenty-five watts? That's not very bright."
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"[show music playing]"
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"This is good. This is excellent."
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"I've changed my mind. I am not taking out the appendix."
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"- What are you taking out? - The blonde on the end."
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"[laughter]"
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"[announcer] And so we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say..."
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"Dr. Bob, you cannot go out with a chorus girl."
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"What about the patient?"
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"Why should I go out with someone who's sick?"
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"[laughter]"
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"- Any luck? - Nope. I checked all the doors."
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"They got us locked in."
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"- OK. - Kermit, what's with those showgirls?"
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"We just kind of threw them in."
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"Um, yeah."
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"Kermit, I'm ready for my closing number."
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"Oh? Oh, good."
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"Listen, I realize things have been a little ragged so far,"
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"but wait till you see the closing number we have planned."
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"It's a wonderful thing. We have staircases and waterfalls."
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"We have colored lights and wind machines and 38 chorus girls."
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"Does your shaking your head mean what I think it does?"
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"I'd like to do something simple."
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"Something small."
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"Closing numbers are big extravaganzas."
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"No, no, no. They're small."
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"- Small, Kermit. Small. - Small?"
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