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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Fortress (S08E08)

"You don't see any?"
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"Sure, some of the stuff in here is creepy, but it's also brilliant."
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"I mean, a lot of geniuses were kind of pervy."
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"Look at Thomas Edison."
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"Why do you think that light bulbs are boob-shaped?"
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"Yeah, we're taking a wrecking ball to this place..."
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"- and turning it into something actually fit for humans. - [Snickering]"
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"[Chuckles] Excuse me."
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"Get out!"
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"Also your husband has been staring at my ass all afternoon..."
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"You turned them down?"
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"Yeah."
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"you're not gonna be the man I fell in love with."
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"Turns out I accept and appreciate..."
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"even the grossest, creepiest, most sociopathic parts of you."
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"Sounds like somebody just wrote her vows."
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"- [Cell Phone Rings] - It's the Captain."
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"who's got quite a keen hoof at photography."
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"Ironically, he's great with color. Now..."
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"Captain, I'll check it out, just not tonight."
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"I need to spend some time with my husband."
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"You sure?"
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"I know it's been tough, me working this much..."
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"and I guess I went a little overboard with the whole artsy thing."
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"- What about my cape? - I love it."
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"I should be more supportive. I just miss you."
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"- Hey, guys. - Mmm. Hey."
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"You guys are all so lucky."
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"When am I gonna find something real?"
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"Well, Emsbury, ready to see what it's like to be with a woman?"
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"[British Accent] I suppose there's a first time for everything."
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"- Go ahead. - My son."
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"Are you guys sure we're gonna like this Woodworthy Manor show?"
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"[Robin] Yeah, it sounds kind of boring."
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"Grab a seat, guys, but trust me, you're only gonna need the edge."
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"- Aha. All right. Now a little backstory. - ♪♪ [Classical]"
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"Lady Stoutshire has developed a serious case of croquet ankle..."
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"and the cook, Mrs. Bootbrush..."
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"can't find enough chestnuts for a proper St. Crispin's Day goose."
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"Let's watch."
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"- I love you. - My wrist is broken."
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"- [Chuckling] - Mmm."
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"♪ ♪ [Upbeat Pop]"
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"♪ ♪ [Ends]"
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"Shh."
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"Problem is the Captain."
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"- [Cell Phone Rings] - [TV: Sound Off]"
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"There's a hot new artist in Red Hook."
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"Oh. Hey, baby. Yeah, I'm just on my way out."
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"- No, Ted, you know, I promised Lily. I... - Shh, shh, shh."
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"I'll show you some beautiful woodwork."
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"and my cape got caught on the "F" train."
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"I don't want to tell you and Emsbury how to raise your child..."
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"I'm more of a..."
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"The Room with a Screw..."
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"And you said testing it with a dummy was a waste of time."
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"Say these words."
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"Barney, I'm getting wet."
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"If you never get a black light, you'll be so happy here. [Squeals]"
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"We're gonna rip this thing down to the studs."
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"[Laughs]"
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"[Door Opens]"
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"- Ahoy. - There's a zebra at the Central Park Zoo..."
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"Sorry!"
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"Thanks, but I came in early on the horsey."
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"Aye, aye, Captain."
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"♪ ♪ [Classical]"
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"Too bad you weren't wearing those glasses when you bought those glasses."
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"show deal..."
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"I will make your life a living he..."
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"Excuse me, but I think it's offensive to suggest..."
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"The scale with body-fat calculator I've hidden under the welcome mat..."
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"The Heavy Set Go..."
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"That Marshall's a lucky man."
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"Let's say you had a wonderful night with a girl..."
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"I'm giving up my apartment for you."
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"[Door Opens, Closes]"
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"makes sure you never have banger's remorse."
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