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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Paddy's Has a Jumper (S14E14)

"Yeah, what is the deal with that?"
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"you got to find a good, unsuspecting spot"
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"When did that happen?"
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"-Can you move? You're blocking our show, man. -Yeah."
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"-Come on, man. You're blocking the show. -FRANK: I didn't know that."
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"-Yeah. -I don't. You know what I mean?"
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"Like, I can't follow what they're saying most of the time."
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"I hate the plot because it's absurd."
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"-Right? The scullery maid? -And their teeth,"
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"of, like, taking the humanity out of decisions."
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"Hey! Where did we land on the casaba?"
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"I-I think you can eat it, man. I think we're done with it."
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"I wouldn't eat it, Cricks."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"(grunts)"
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"-WOMAN: Oh, my God! -MAN: Ooh."
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"ANNOUNCER: FXX presents..."
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
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"MAN: But Miss Covington does not govern the lady of the house."
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"If you'll have me as your husband,"
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"that is what you shall be."
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"-Whoa! -What?"
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"Oh, my God. I did not see that coming."
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"Well, no-- I mean, Lord Davenforth"
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"and Anna the scullery maid?"
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"-Kind of scandalous? -Yeah."
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"I usually hate this old-time British crap."
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"-Oh, yeah. -You know? But, like, this-this show is amazing."
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"-Yeah. -It's good. It's..."
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"They actually knew that you would love it"
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"'cause of the algorithm."
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"The-the algorithm."
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"Yeah, all of our previously-watched shows,"
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"they go into a data bank, so they can accurately predict"
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"which shows you'll love moving forward."
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"So they knew what was gonna happen."
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"See, the algorithm, it takes thinking"
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"-out of the equation, basically. -Hmm."
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"Well, that's because math and computers can think"
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"better for us than we can think for ourselves."
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"Yeah-- ooh, shut up, shut up. I-It's decided"
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"we're watching another one."
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"Another thing I don't have to think about."
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"You know what I mean? I-I..."
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"The fish and chips."
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"-He supposed to be here... -It is weird how, when you watch stuff like this,"
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"CHARLIE: Constantly want to eat like..."
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"-All right, fine. -I'm filming this!"
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"-Hey, hey, hey. Calm down! -I didn't do it..."
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"I came in to tell you there's a suicidal man on the roof."
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"He's threatening to jump."
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"-We have nothing to do with that! -(all shouting)"
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"but I need you to sit tight."
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"No one can enter or exit the building"
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"-Oh... -Okay. Thank you, ma'am."
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"-DENNIS: Thank you for your service. -MAC: Yeah, we love,"
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"What?"
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"We're not gonna get our fish and chips."
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"Shifting gears now, we have reports"
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"of a developing situation at Paddy's Pub."
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"-Oh, that's us. There we are. -Hey. All right, there we go."
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"-We're on TV. Oh, my God. -That's our bar."
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"A man by the name of Bryan O'Brien"
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"is threatening to jump off the roof."
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"(laughs) "Bryan O'Brien.""
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"if I had that clown's name."
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"-That's true, you do. -All right, you know what?"
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"This is moving a little too slow for me."
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"Let's-let's-let's click it back"
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"-over to the show, yeah? -Yeah!"
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"Uh, whoa, h-hold on a second, Dennis."
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"Uh, this guy's gonna commit suicide off of our roof."
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"-Us? -Us do something?"
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"-Why would we...? The cops are handling it. -Yeah."
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"Well, yeah, but I mean, look,"
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"He's not gonna do anything. This is a classic cry for help."
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"If the guy actually wanted to off himself,"
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"he'd hop into a warm bath and he'd do the old..."
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"-DENNIS: Hmm? -Hmm?"
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"He'd go "down the road" instead of "across the street.""
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"You know what I mean?"
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"-I don't know what you mean. -I have no idea what you mean."
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"The proper way to slit your wrist is take a knife"
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"-connecting with the artery the entire time. -Oh, man."
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"-Oh, you've done research. -Ugh."
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"we're not talking about me. We're talking about him."
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"-Are we not? I think we're... -DENNIS: We are now."
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"the man has no intention of offing himself, all right?"
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"-This is a pathetic attention grab. -CHARLIE: Yeah, well,"
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"it-it doesn't matter if he wants do or he doesn't want to."
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"He's not gonna die falling from that height."
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"Whoa. Hard disagree, pal."
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"You could absolutely die if you jump from that height."
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"What? Dude, it's like three stories."
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"It's like basic science, you know, like..."
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"Okay? I mean, this is life or death."
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"-All right? I mean, there is no science. -All right."
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"I mean, you were just talking about how much you love"
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"The-- wh-why do you not like it in this scenario?"
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"Like, uh-- do you either believe in science"
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"or you do not believe in science?"
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"-I am also an American. Okay, though? -...in any given moment"
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"based on what the argument I'm trying to make."
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"S-- just simmer down, calm down."
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"All right? Dee, stop being so emotional."
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"Okay? So, guys,"
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"I think I have a way that we can solve this argument"
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"without human emotion mucking it all up."
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"What we need is an algorithm."
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"(siren wails)"
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"Now, guys, we are living in a data-driven world, are we not?"
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"So this is my Behavioral Predictor algorithm."
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"-Oh. There's words. Okay. -Mm."
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"-Then "Would he?" -Nah. Cry for help."
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"-CHARLIE: Mm-hmm. -And "Should we?""
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"-Yes. -(stammers) Guys, please."
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"that we draw here, we're gonna be able to come up"
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"with a mathematically-accurate, non-emotional answer"
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"to all of our questions."
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"Okay? We just need to think like a computer."
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