Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Paddy's Has a Jumper (S14E14)

"I mean, that's-- it's kind of scandalous, really."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-The... the what? -(clears throat)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Ah, I love that it does that, too."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"What I am thinking about, though, is the fish and chips."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-These snacks aren't cutting it. -Where's Frank?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-I want substance. Where is Frank? -Need something hearty."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"you feel like you want to eat like the British."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Cop! Cop! -(shouting)"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Right. Well, the police are handling it,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"until the situation is resolved."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-we love the police. -Go blue."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Blue-Blue Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter. -Sh-Shit, man."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You guys know what this means, right?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-(laughs) -I'd kill myself, too,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You literally have the name of a clown."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I mean, shouldn't we do something?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"if he actually goes through with it, that's a mortal sin."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I mean, maybe God is testing us."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(sucks lips) You know? North, south."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"and, ideally, you go from metacarpal straight to bicep,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-That is the most pathetic thing, Dee. -No, I... I-I'm not talking--"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Okay, you know what? The point is, I'm just saying,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Uh, oh, I'm sorry. Let's not bring science into it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"This is God's territory."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"What do you mean-- what do you mean "there is no science"?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I am an American! I can believe in whatever I want..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Yeah!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-So, first we have: "Could he?" -No way, uh-uh."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I don't need your opinions."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Okay? 'Cause based on the analytical conclusions"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Like a computer does. I-I'm getting it now. -Okay."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"DENNIS: And-and you got the, uh, the jumper?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"we'll be able to tell, based on the breakage,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-I feel so sad. Life is so..." -Oh, yeah. -Oh."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-(inhales) -CHARLIE: Oh, my God."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-You've thought about it. -You asked me a..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-You had that in the chamber. -I'm talking about the egg."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"So I think he'll break a leg, but, you know..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Yeah, but I think what we learned is that there's no way"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-and how it would behave under a fall. -Yeah, that's true."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"do you happen to ha-- I know you've got more eggs..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"stealing eggs from goddamn nests in trees?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Can we get back to the task at hand here? All right? -Okay."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Yeah. -...either way, we got to find something"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Hmm? I don't know, but he flips out"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"if I go anywhere near the thing."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Yeah. -Hello."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Hey, guess what."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"We'll have an answer for you on that real soon."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"We're gonna run a smash test on it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Don't put your hands near my casaba."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You-you banging it?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"It's none of your goddamn business, Dennis."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Damn it, I got to get in there."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You don't understand. It's my son."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Okay. -Step aside, please."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, please keep a safe distance"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"that explosion we've been craving."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-DEE: Cricket! -DENNIS: Cricket!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"What the hell? Come on, man."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Yeah, yeah, well,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Hey, you know that you guys have a guy up on your roof?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"a perfectly good casaba melon?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"We're trying to figure out if the guy could die"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Get out of here, street rat. -Go!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"sure, but he-he'll be fine,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"he'll survive, you know what I mean?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-So sad that you know that. -Stop!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Exactly, exactly. But the question still remains:"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"And for that we need to understand his state of mind."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"And for that, we got to go back to the algorithm."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"then sleep with their priest."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Then go back to the priest and ask him to ask God"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"CHARLIE: It's a good reminder that food is a thing."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Now, clock the amount of baseball caps"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Mm-hmm. -Abandonment, abuse."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"just got back from a cruise, alone, to mainland Alaska. Oh."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"uh, she probably broke up with him, you know, because"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"and because of the copious requests for butt-eating,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"and he was thinking, this is a thing now, like, from now on."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Yeah. Geez. -That sums this guy up, I think."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"All right, guys, so in summation,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"What? Oh, yeah, he's a real deranged person."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"This kid's a real whack job."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I'm afraid he's gonna do something really stupid"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"* Oh, oh, whoa. *"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Baby, I'll do anything you want."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"My son is actually a big fan of yours."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Oh. -I mean, it would really get under his skin"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"if he knew I was standing next to those."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Uh, you. You."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Should we get involved in this in any way?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-and going to hell... -What-- I feel-- I don't know."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"And then we could be known as a suicide bar,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"like, uh, The Last Call."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Cosmo-fall-itan?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"We could become, like, a hot spot for jumpers."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"We could lean into, like, a-a haunted, a haunted house"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"be good for the bar if this guy jumps and dies."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Yeah? So the answer to the question"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"if-if we stop him, that would be bad for the bar, right, Dennis?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"to die and that it would actually benefit our bar"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(whispers): That's just math."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Well, it still feels a little weird,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Now, but here's-here's the only thing, though."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Like, in the right way?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"If I want to bang it, I'm gonna bang it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Not that I am banging it, but I could."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"I'm gonna bang it later."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"(chokes): Because it's my property."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Eh. -I've gotten word"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"You probably sneak up there, give him a little nudge,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-commit the murder. -DENNIS: Whoa, uh..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Oh, that's all it is, right? -MAC: I like that."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Yeah. Yeah. -We were gonna-- we had a good plan."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-All right. -Why are we watching this stuff?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"That's boring."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"is a father being reunited with his son after a harrowing day."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"-Here he is now. -Yeah. Hey..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"This isn't my dad."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
Show more clips