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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Broken (S01E01)

"Inside here?"
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"What am I supposed to do, just sit around"
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"and hope everything works out?"
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"Cops been trying to get in here,"
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"Just need to act fast."
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"Previously on "Kevin Can F... Himself"..."
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"Kevin is going to die. Yes."
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"No, you didn't."
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"She likes me. We can use that."
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"Allison. Oh."
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"-Things okay here? -Oh, Jesus, Sam."
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"You do it my way, or you don't get the money."
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"Next Saturday?"
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"You know you don't need an appointment, right?"
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"No. No, no, I still need a little more time"
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"to get a few things in order."
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"Next week, I'm gonna go visit my mother in South Carolina,"
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"which I do every year at this time,"
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"so that gets me out of Dodge."
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"With me gone Saturday,"
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"Kevin's gonna be in full bachelor mode,"
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"which means he's gonna be blacked out by 11:00,"
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"and when he's out, he is out."
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"So, you know... make it look like a robbery,"
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"and obviously, don't actually take any of our stuff."
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"Or -- Okay, yeah. Take whatever you want."
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"Our bedroom is top of the stairs on the left,"
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"and I'm guessing that you know what to do after that."
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"You do, right?"
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"Good."
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"So, uh..."
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"what are you gonna do after?"
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"I'm gonna haul ass outta your house."
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"Oh, no, sorry. I mean, like, after after."
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"You know? It's a lot of money."
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"Do you have any -- any big plans, or..."
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"Getting the hell away from here the second my parole's up."
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"Tell me about it."
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"Yeah."
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"So, eh, Saturday."
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"Saturday, and, um..."
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"soon as it's done, you'll get the money."
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"So, $7,000 can get you pretty far."
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"Not far enough."
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"-Customer sent this back. -What? Why?"
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"She says it's not dairy free."
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"The sauce -- it's gorgonzola."
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"-Who gives a shit? -Who --"
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"That's a whole new fillet I gotta make, Nicky."
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"I don't have time -for this. -Excuse me --"
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"Get some ice! Some ice!"
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"Aah!"
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"Nick."
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"What?"
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""What?""
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"Christ."
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"It was an accident. Yeah?"
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"Now I have to shut down the grill"
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"till I can scrape Zack's forearm off it."
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"They'll throw me in prison. You really gonna do that?"
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"Spare me, okay? That was an assault."
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"Just..."
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"Can I at least have a day?"
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"to negotiate right now?"
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"Do you?"
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"Okay. Fine."
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"Tomorrow morning, I'm updating"
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"your employment status with the county."
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"Hey, change of plans."
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"We're leaving tonight."
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"I just have one thing I need to take care of first."
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"Allison."
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"I can only imagine how traumatic tonight was,"
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"but we're gonna have to ask you some questions."
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"Where were you tonight, just before the shooting?"
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"I was --"
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"I was in bed with Kevin."
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"And just for the record --"
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"your relationship to Kevin McRoberts?"
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"I'm his wife."
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"and I'm so glad he's dead."
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"Hey!"
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"You can just go home now"
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"if you're not gonna take this serious."
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"Well, I am serious."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"No, of course not, but this just seems --"
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"it seems unnecessary."
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"You love a planning phase, right?"
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"Well, here we are."
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"Well, I'm not an idiot."
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"I have planned, okay?"
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"In a few days, I'm gonna go see your friend Nick --"
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"Not my friend. Okay."
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"Well, you know what I mean. Your acquaintance --"
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"Not even that."
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"Your best friend Nick,"
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"and we're gonna go through all the details,"
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"and then when the police investigate,"
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"they're gonna find what we planted as proof"
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"that Kevin is the drug dealer they're looking for."
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"You're good. I'm good."
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"Done."
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"Done?"
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"at the hard part of all this, right?"
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"Sure."
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"Once Kevin's gone, that's like the beginning."
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"You can't just pick up"
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"and go live out your scone-and-a-book fantasy"
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"the minute the funeral cold cuts are gone."
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"people are always looking to make sure"
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"And with this..."
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"they're gonna have a ton of questions."
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"Did you know he was a drug dealer?"
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"Were you in on the dealing? How was the marriage?"
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"-Did you love him? -Okay!"
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"Just because I haven't discussed every little thing with you"
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"doesn't mean that I'm not taking this seriously"
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"or that I'm some kind of big idiot."
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"Well, screwing your boss seems pretty idiotic."
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