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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Broken (S01E01)

"Yeah."
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"I know."
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"And I found out with just about zero effort."
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"If I did,"
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"I can only guess the cops will, too."
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"Do you really think that's a good move right now?"
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"Things can't "just happen.""
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"Everything you're doing right now is gonna be judged."
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"If you're laughing at his jokes."
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"What you're buying at the damn grocery store."
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"It all sends a message,"
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"and what do you think affair says?"
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"It's..."
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"bad."
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"Listen, I..."
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"I know you don't want to think ahead"
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"'cause it makes it real."
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"It's not that. No, it is."
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"And I get it."
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"But closing your eyes to reality doesn't change anything."
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"It just makes you blind."
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"So, you gotta be smarter than this."
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"Smarter than having an affair right now --"
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"I know!"
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"I know. I know. I know."
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"Hey."
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"Eyes open."
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"Right?"
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"Now..."
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"...what is your relationship to Kevin McRoberts?"
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"He was my husband,"
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"and I loved him more than anything."
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"Yeah, you know what?"
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"This isn't working for me, either."
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"No, I'm serious. I'm serious."
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"to focus on my marriage."
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"Uh..."
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"Your marriage?"
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"-You hate your husband. -I don't."
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"I don't -- I don't hate him."
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"I've just been..."
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"I've been confused."
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"No, you haven't been confused."
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"You've been very clear --"
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"You're miserable. Okay."
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"Do you think telling me that I'm wrong's gonna change my mind?"
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"That's not how this works, okay?"
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"I-I said I'm done. I'm done."
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"Sam, stop. No. No."
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"Not until I understand what the hell just happened here."
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"Um, 30 seconds ago, we were fine."
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"And now we're just what? Over?"
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"I told you, I love my husband,"
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"and I need to make it work."
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"So, you're just gonna throw us away --"
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"for Kevin?"
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""Us"?"
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"We're not some big love story. You're my boss."
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"We have sex in a -- in a...closet."
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"No, we pretend that it is because we don't want"
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"to acknowledge the boring truth,"
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"which is that we're two..."
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"tired, shitty people"
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"who just needed to feel something."
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"Do you feel..."
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"anything?"
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"thank you, I guess."
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"Suddenly, I'm more than happy to never do this again,"
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"I don't know when you got so..."
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"broken."
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"Oh, what the hell?"
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"Mm-hmm. Sure."
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"You know, you don't need to be brave."
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"I see 15 women a day, and they all look"
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"the same way that you do right now."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And how do I look? Nervous."
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"Like you're about to find out you're defective."
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"But if the bloodwork comes back okay,"
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"then we will find a way to make it happen."
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"Um, and it'll be clear that I'm here for fertility stuff,"
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"like on some official record?"
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"Hmm? My, um..."
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"My insurance company can be a real pain. Oh, yeah."
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"The -- The girls up front will get them what they need."
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"Alright. Little pressure here."
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"So this will be your first?"
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"Yeah."
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"And how long have you been with your partner?"
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"My wonderful husband."
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"I-I met him when I was 20, and since then,"
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"I feel like I've been in some kind of fever dream."
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"A great one."
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"Yeah."
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"I was so nervous on my wedding day."
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"I'm -- I'm not good with crowds or big decisions."
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"I just kept... reapplying deodorant"
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"and wondering if I should just run for the hills."
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"He saw me, uh..."
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"pacing back and forth in the hallway,"
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"almost crying to Father O'Donnell."
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"I'm sure it was obvious I was freaking out,"
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"or acknowledging it, he, uh..."
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"He pantsed the priest."
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"I actually laughed."
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"And after that, I was fine,"
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"because I-I really believed that he would --"
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"Just keep... pantsing priests"
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"and making me laugh for the rest of our lives."
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"I haven't thought about that in years."
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"Well, it's a good thing you didn't wait"
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"another 15 years to start trying."
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"Nobody's getting any younger."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean --"
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"I'm fine. I'm not usually a --"
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"I'm not usually emotional, so I'm fine."
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"Thank you."
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"Uh, will there be a record of my visit."
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"Just my, uh... My insurance company --"
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"You bet."
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