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Clips from New Girl - Bells (S01E01)

"This is not your problem, this is Mr. Bishop's problem."
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"Pah. Rest. Pah, pah, pah. Rest."
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"Pah, pah, pah. Rest. Pah, pah, pah."
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"Rest. Can you hear it? It's a very famous song."
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"- Mr. Bishop. - Tell you what."
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"Here. Here. You're gonna play these, okay?"
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"Play these until you figure it out."
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"Right? Don't play these."
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"And what are you laughing at, WNBA? This is what you look like:"
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"Like fighting off a shark. This is what I want:"
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"- Mr. Bishop. - Petting a dolphin."
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"Oh, yeah, there we go. All right, and you."
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"- You didn't make me wanna throw up. - Really?"
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"- Now, come on, people. - Out."
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"- What? - Out of the group. You're being mean."
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"Fine. I don't need this."
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"Told you, told you, told you."
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"I'm gonna make you guys a pitcher of my famous virgin sangria."
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"Isn't that just juice?"
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"Hey, uh, maybe Jess is right."
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"- We should talk this thing through. - Absolutely."
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"- Yeah? Gonna put a clean shirt on. - Yeah."
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"Great, man."
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"- What is that? - I'm sorry."
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"I didn't wanna get my poor on them."
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"I gotta get in there. I've to go to a networking event later."
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"- Scott Caan is speaking. - Ugh, would you listen to yourself?"
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"- Did you use my conditioner? - No."
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"- No, I can tell, man. - What are you doing?"
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"Lotusberry Relax. Lotusberry Relax. I can smell it on you right now."
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"- Know how much that costs? - I didn't use your conditioner."
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"Why does your hair look so soft?"
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"Fine, Schmidt. I ran out of shampoo and I used your conditioner."
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"- We're talking about conditioner. - You used it as shampoo?"
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"It's for moisture, Nick, not for cleaning."
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"I can't believe we're friends. Give me it back."
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"- Give you what back? - Give me it back."
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"- Think about what you're doing. - I'm squeezing it out."
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"Stop squeezing it out of my hair."
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"- Okay. It's on. It's on. It's happening. - It is?"
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"- It is happening. - Oh, you want...?"
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"These are the first moments of what is happening now."
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"This is the beginning of what's happening right now!"
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"- Whoa! - Come on, Schmidt! You little rich-boy sissy!"
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"Come on! Who you gonna hire to fight me, boy?"
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"Stop running! Stop running, Schmidt!"
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"- You want it so bad, you got it! - Okay!"
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"Enough! Where is this coming from, man?"
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"Look, you chose to be a bartender. You chose to drop out of law school."
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"You're not some down-on-your-luck guy, you're just a loser who..."
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"I didn't mean..."
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"It's fine, man."
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"Whatever, whatever, whatever, man."
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"These are things that come out, man, when you take another man's conditioner."
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"Winston, we need to talk."
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"We had a dress rehearsal. It was horrible."
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"Hey! Those are expensive!"
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"- I'm sorry, Jess, but I really don't care. - Know what, I love running this group."
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"It gives me confidence, it gives me muscle definition."
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"Yes, sometimes it gives me blinding optical migraines..."
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"where I literally can't see three feet in front of myself."
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"But I love these kids."
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"but one thing you can't do with these kids is make it about you."
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"Jess, I don't see what the big deal is, okay? I only practiced a couple of times."
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"You're such a tonkel."
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"Hold it. Don't nobody call me a tonkel."
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"If you tell them they aren't good, that's one more person telling them."
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"Even if they sound like a guy covered in bells falling down a staircase..."
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"that's also made of bells."
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"I know you've had a hard month, I know you don't have a job..."
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"but, God, they're just kids."
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"Also, what happened to the refrigerator and the sofa?"
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"Did we get robbed by giants?"
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"You know what sucks about getting older?"
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"Your friends have known you for way too long."
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"- They've got too much on you. - Yep."
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"I want friends who lie to me because they don't wanna hurt my feelings."
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"I sadly kind of mean that."
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"What happened to us, man? We used to be so cool."
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"And I was gonna play basketball and be a gazillionaire."
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"Right. I told myself I was never gonna live with Schmidt."
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"- Who do you live with now? - With Schmidt and he's killing me."
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"He's killing me."
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"I got fired from a temp job."
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"Yeah, I got kicked out of bell group for being too mean to kids."
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"- I've been meaning to talk to you. - You ain't gotta talk to me, I know it."
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"I know it, man. But I was just enjoying..."
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"being good at something. - Yep."
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"This is your thing, though. It's not always about being the best."
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"It's not always about you, Winston."
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"This is about kids. Just pass the ball."
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"I'll drive, pal."
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"Hey, you wanna go to this bells concert?"
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"I know you're nervous, you wanna do a great job..."
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"you wanna sound great, but it's not about that."
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"There's a really big crowd of people who's really excited..."
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"and wants to hear some bells. Look."
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"All right, bring it in."
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"Hello, Pershing Park."
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"- We are Ensembell. - Ensembell."
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"What did you say? - I said Ensembell."
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"She said Ensembell!"
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"It's on the banner, stupid!"
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"You guys gonna play something?"
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"But first..."
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"I'd like to welcome Winston Bishop to the stage."
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"What's a Winston Bishop?"
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"Hey."
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"What's up?"
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"- "Eye of the Tiger"? - Hector, you think we can pull this off?"
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"- Probably not. - Yeah, I don't think so either."
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"So let's do it."
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"One, two, three, four."
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"Two, three, four."
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"Know I don't think you're a loser, right?"
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"Can't hear anything you say when you wear that sweater."
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"- This is super embarrassing. - Yeah, it's terrible."
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"It's the thrill of the fight"
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"Risin', watchin'us all"
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"- You don't like the cardie? - No."
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