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Clips from The League (2009) - Training Camp (S04E04)

"Let's go. Okay."
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"Taco's making deals. I remember our deal, that your"
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"championship stands and I get naming rights to your child."
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"You weren't really serious about that."
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"Dead serious. Fine. Fine."
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"Okay, just don't name him something stupid, please."
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"No, I'll find something that goes well with McAsterisk."
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"Hey, assholes. Let's go, we're late."
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"Well, I can tell by this business card here that I'm"
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"dealing with the cofounder of the Taco Corporation."
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"Should I respond? You can respond."
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"That is correct. Let's get down to brass tacks. Jerry, my client has something"
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"that you want, and I'm sure that we can reach a fair and"
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"I don't know about this. I may never have another idea as"
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"good as this one. That, I do not doubt."
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"there are a lot of Cowboys out there who'd be really good for"
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"my company. So you really think my"
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"players had rather go tell someone their dog had died or"
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"that they'd been fired than to play professional football?"
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"chance at a real career. This is like talking to a"
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"mound of pudding. On a good day, Sir."
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"So, let's cut the crap. How much is this gonna cost me?"
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"Jer-bear, my client has a few very specific demands..."
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"I want to be able to post whatever I want on dallascowboys.com. Post what?"
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"Musings, pictures of shoes I like, drawings of historical"
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"figures interacting with food in unusual ways, portraits of"
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"people I know drawn from memory, sex photos... No. What?"
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"Let me tell you how this is gonna happen."
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"I'm gonna write a number down on this piece of paper..."
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"And I drew a picture of myself on this piece of paper."
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"And this is going in the garbage."
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"No. He'll take this. That works, that works."
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"butterscotch pudding. Now, you chuckleheads, get"
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"your ass out of my office. And, you, put that football back. Oh, this football."
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"Well, Taco is rich. Rich to Taco is, like, having"
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"20 bucks and a can of four loko. No, like... you rich."
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"How's it feel, Taco? Eh. I've been rich before."
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"Well, guys, money comes and goes, but the draft order is"
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"forever. And as your Commissioner, I have"
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"devised an amazing way to figure it out."
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"Okay, well, try and top this. Hey, Jason, Felix, come on over, guys. Holy shit!"
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"What's up, fellas? How's it going?"
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"Hey, you must be Rodney. You didn't play me last year"
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"against Tampa bay. What's up with that?"
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"It was a mistake on my part. And everybody calls me Ruxin."
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"Well, I'm gonna call you Rodney, Rodney."
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"Rodney. Felix."
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"Rodney. Oh."
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"Wait, how did you know who he was?"
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"Oh, he showed us the hall of records."
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"It's amazing you guys are putting all that stuff on the"
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"Internet. People actually look"
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"at that stuff, you know. By the way, Kev, lost some"
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"And I just want you guys to know that I've totally, uh,"
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"slept with more than four women. Like, it's more like"
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"upwards of five. Upwards of five?"
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"Right. All right. We got you guys something."
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"Jack. Ty. What's this?"
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"Oh... autographed, too?"
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"Gonna put this in the office. Now that you guys got the"
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"football, try to score. Wh-what do you mean?"
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"get to the other end zone, with the ball, of course."
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"Through the practice? Yep, through the practice."
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"Wait, are we gonna start..."
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"Oh! Okay, all right!"
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"Why are we running? Wait, wait... wait for me!"
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"Get out of here!"
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"Got him!"
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"Ow!"
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"Ha-ha! Up yours, Felix!"
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"Rodney! Eyes up!"
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"See what you're hitting, buddy. Ha-ha-ha, I got this!"
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"Come on! No, no, not today, buddy."
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"Yeah, take care! Woo! Oh, yeah, first pick, first pick, first pick!"
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"Oh! You don't steal from the Cowboys, you don't score on the Cowboys."
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"Aah! What?!"
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"N-nothing. I have a present for you, Mr. Ratliff, Sir. Thank you. I got this."
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"Taco, no one wants to see your junk."
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"Second base... third base... Home run! Woo! Woo! Yes!"
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"Brandon Carter. You don't look like a kicker."
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"But guess what? You're my first pick."
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"Give me a hug. I'm not touching that."
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"Ooh! Ooh! That is refreshing. Taco, here."
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"Come on! Cover your taco bells, please. Oh! Oh!"
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"I win! Suck it! Suck it! Hey!"
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"Mr. Jones is willing to let you use his private plane to go home. Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Cool! If you leave right now."
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"Oh. We go that way then?"
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"Ugh! Those shit sippers."
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"They're at goddamn cowboy camp right now, and I'm just here,"
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"beached. You know what? Fine."
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"Mama's just gonna stay here by herself... and get happy."
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"Mmm. Oh, yeah!"
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"Okay. Hey, Jenny."
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"It's Jason Witten. Hey, Jason."
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"How you doing? I'd love to be on your team."
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"Yeah, you can be on my team, Jason."
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"Hey, Jenny. What's up, girl? This is Desean."
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"Oh, hey, Desean. You draft me, I'm talking"
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"about two touchdowns a game. Oh, I want all your TDS."
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"And don't forget about the punt returns."
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"Oh, I won't. Oh, shit!"
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"Desean Jackson! Kevin!"
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"I-I won't say anything. It's cool. I'll just watch."
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"No. Get out of here. Desean is the only man I want"
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"to talk to right now. Oh, God, my team's gonna be so good this year. Hi, Jenny."
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"Shiva? It's me, Shiva."
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"Oh, my God! Wow."
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"You know, you're the only one of these shit-sipping frittatas"
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"I can relate to? Oh, my God, is this my year?"
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"It's our year. Totally."
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"Totally. Totally!"
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"Totally. Totally."
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"Totally. Oh, Shiva!"
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"Mmm. Oh, you know what? I don't... Oh, no, it's good. Awesome!"
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"Um... this isn't really gonna work for me. No. Shiva!"
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"God, Kevin! Oh, come on, Jenny!"
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"Jenny? Jenny?"
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"Jenny? Oh, God, Kevin, go away!"
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"Shiva komedi somakanakram. Jenny... come on, babe."
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