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Clips from The League (2009) - Training Camp (S04E04)

"Listen. Hello! Oh, my God!"
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"Hello?! Oh!"
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"What are you doing?! You don't recognize your own"
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"wife's vinegar strokes? I wasn't doing that."
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"Whoa. It's onto her and her baby's soul... both not great."
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"I think my water just broke. Is that how a lady says she's coming? What?"
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"I think I'm having the baby. Right-right-right now?"
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"Yeah. Okay, if it's amniotic fluid,"
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"it will smell sweet. Let me take a look."
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"Stop it! What? What?"
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"You're doing really well."
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"You're about eight centimeters dilated."
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"Oh! Continue to breathe through it... breathe in and out. Doing great, babe."
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"Steady breathing. Okay."
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"What's the word? It's been 14 hours."
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"This baby's not coming out. Look, draft's about to start."
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"You coming or what? Just hold on one second."
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"Nice. How are those contractions?"
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"Oh. Oh! Oh."
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"They feel kind of like that every couple minutes."
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"We're not gonna make it."
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"Yeah, but you know what? We'll do the draft from here."
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"Yeah. I got a phone. Okay, good."
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"Oh, here we go. Don't worry. Really. Okay."
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"Okay, good, good, good, breathe. Breathe."
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"All right, this is good. Breathe and tell me your"
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"thoughts on Adrian Peterson. What?"
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"Where are you picking? Third."
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"Are you crazy?! God. I know. I don't know. I..."
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"He's on the B.U.B. still. Mr. McArthur, can we let her"
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"concentrate here, please? Yes, of course."
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"Adrian Peterson's a beast, but it did happen week 16."
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"What do you think about that ACL?"
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"Listen to me! You are about to become the"
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"tell you that I think Adrian Peterson, any time before the"
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"third round, is nuts. Yup."
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"No running back has ever come back from an ACL to have a good"
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"season the following year with the exception of deuce"
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"McAllister, and he was 22 years old at the time."
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"Just what he said. What kind of league is this,"
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"anyway? It's an eight-man league."
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"Yes. Oh, oh. Oh, here we go! Okay, keep breathing."
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"Keep breathing now. Okay, here it comes."
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"Get it out. We don't use... We don't use a mitt or a pail."
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"Having my baby. Let's get this baby out."
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"Let's keep breathing here. Come on, baby."
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"There you go... hey, hey, hey!"
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"Let's get ready to draft! Excuse me. You guys have to"
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"wait outside. Well, the Commissioner is"
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"requiring that we draft here."
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"All right, I love hospital parties. Where is the bar?"
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"There's no bar."
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"It's a hospital. It's America."
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"There's always a bar. This cannot happen."
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"You people cannot be in here. No. They can stay."
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"I want to make my own first-round pick."
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"Oh, God! Okay, the baby is descending."
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"It's time to push. All right!"
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"It's happening? Hey, Jenny, what's the wifi password?"
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"Is that all caps or lower case?"
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"Doc, I'm gonna use the bassinet for these stickers."
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"Who wants a screwdriver? Okay, the baby is crowning."
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"Oh, looking good, Jenny! Hey, get back behind the line"
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"of scrimmage! Off sides, Andre!?"
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"Fine. Go!"
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"Shh, shh, shh. It's really good."
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"So the Commissioner announces that the draft will begin now."
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"Jenny, I need you to ignore your bullshit eight-man league"
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"Oh, I can do both. With the first pick in the"
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"draft, we have Taco. And with my first pick, I"
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"would like to announce a trade. What?!"
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"What? Really?"
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"A trade? A who done it? Well, I'll tell you who done did it. Oh."
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"Arian Foster. Puh-pwap! No!"
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"Oh! Come on!"
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"You traded away your first-round draft pick?"
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"What did you get in return? Naming rights."
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"What? Kevin?! Push, Jenny, push!"
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"That's it. Push for me! Push!"
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"One big push! Howdy, y'all."
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"What the hell is this? Is that cowboy sterile?"
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"I doubt it. ? There's a new Sheriff in town... Come on, push, Jenny."
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"Try to ignore them. No! I don't want it like this! ? And this cowpoke's name"
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"is Chalupa Batman McArthur... What the hell, Kevin?!"
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"One more big push, Jenny. There you go!"
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"We have a son! ? Chalupa Batman McArthur!"
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"Oh!"
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"See? Everything sounds better coming from a cowboy."
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"Oh, fuck you guys. It is decided."
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"Chalupa Batman. Yee-haw!"
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"Okay, first of all, who are you?"
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"from a cowboy. This one's for you, Kevin."
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"Taco, you want to back me up here?"
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"are, Dallas Cowboys camp. Ooh... Yes! I could do that."
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"So, I see you've brought along your two lawyers."
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"gonna spend it wisely. That's a lot of"
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"It's not mine. I'll put it back. All right! Looking good!"
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"You're looking tired, Rudy. Not today."
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"No. Jenny, you were flicking that bean like mean Joe Greene. No, I wasn't."
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"About every three minutes. Thank you."
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"Bam. All right."
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"doesn't pull that same shit on us."
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"Welcome back to the 2012 draft."
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"Ah! Oh, yeah."
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