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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Heaven, Pearly Gates, angels? It's all a lie."
American Dad! (2005)
"This footage was captured at 1400 hours today by a White House security camera."
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"You throw any of your kids in the garbage today?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Boy, I really got up in Stan's grille, huh?"
American Dad! (2005)
"A Dynasty exhibit. They must have gotten my letters. Can we go? Can we go? Can we?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Bitch! - Slut!"
American Dad! (2005)
"CIA! To the Smithsonian! Drive!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait. This is my car. Even better!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- I feel weird washing Mom's underwear. - Nonsense! We're bonding."
American Dad! (2005)
"There you are! You send me to get you a churro, then you disappear."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Roger? - Steve! Hayley!"
American Dad! (2005)
"What's this? Some kind of tear-like substance coming from my eyes."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look how it mimics our language."
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"Oh, we're doing accents now?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You pray all the time when Jeff comes over."
American Dad! (2005)
"What commitment! Wakey-wakey, Mr Hawke!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, look. I'm Kitty Dukakis in an alternate time line."
American Dad! (2005)
"Of course. Now, how are we gonna do this? I think right here would be most dramatic."
American Dad! (2005)
"Get it off me!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Say your prayers, space chimp. - Stan, no!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- It's not my fault I don't feel well. - You've been nothing but a burden."
American Dad! (2005)
"without being chucked in the trash? OK, calm down. Nothing to be scared of."
American Dad! (2005)
"Roger? Here, boy. Dammit! Where could he be?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Chinese toothbrush. They can make chicken taste like orange,"
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"I'm not a monster."
American Dad! (2005)
"What do you know! It's happening right now."
American Dad! (2005)
"Dynasty!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Slut! - Slut!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Don't hurt me! I know it sounds clichéd, but I mean you no harm."
American Dad! (2005)
"Darling, it's me."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's my boss! Have you lost your mind?"
American Dad! (2005)
"He was all, "Come back," and I was all, "Fat-ass carpetbagger!""
American Dad! (2005)
"Morning. Wanna help analyse some Al Qaeda chatter?"
American Dad! (2005)
"He sure is. God certainly works in mysterious ways."
American Dad! (2005)
"Dinner, huh? Great idea."
American Dad! (2005)
"Smith! It appears you've gone to great lengths to discredit a fellow agent."
American Dad! (2005)
"Can I get some ketchup? Oh! No, it's already in there. I see it. I see it."
American Dad! (2005)
"You saved my life. How can I ever repay you?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Almost forgot."
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"And suddenly things turned ugly..."
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"Yes, and I've somehow acquired a nasty old racist sidekick."
American Dad! (2005)
"They sure knew how to write female characters back then."
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"Holy crap. Can't a guy fall into a stress-induced hibernation cycle"
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"You're a monster! I have no father."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's in the lab! Let's dust it!"
American Dad! (2005)
""Oh, yeah! I'm sensitive!""
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, I guess I feel kind of sad."
American Dad! (2005)
"and punish them brutally."
American Dad! (2005)
"Somebody take Smith's coffee."
American Dad! (2005)
"Smith. Talk."
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"Not if I get to him first."
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan! Look, about that phone call... What are you doing?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, yeah. Heaven. Oh, it was great."
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"This reminds me of something."
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