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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Boy II Man (S02E02)

"Yeah. You'll fix it!"
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"You know, you and my wife should grab lunch."
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"3rd grade, but I never felt safe enough"
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"to wear them at school until now."
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"When the details come into focus,"
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"some of us are less attractive than I thought."
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"He's a pilot for continental airlines."
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"Eddie, check it out. I got the new Boyz II Men CD."
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"Word."
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"Pizza today, lads."
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"Are you wearing a skirt?"
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"No. It's a kilt, like in "Braveheart.""
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"Dude, that's too far. You're gonna get us all killed."
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"I know you didn't just say hi to me and not my friends."
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"Uh, uh, uh, uh..."
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""uh, uh, uh.""
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"My boy's in a history dress!"
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"You would look good in one of those."
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"Probably."
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"Yo, wrong classroom! I'm tutoring up in here!"
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"Oh, these are your new students."
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"But tutoring's supposed to be one-on-one."
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"Yes, but we both know"
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"you can handle more than one student."
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"Zong Dingbo. Yeah?"
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"We just got transferred here, but don't worry."
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"I'm a lover, not a fighter."
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"That's so funny."
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"That wasn't funny."
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""It's not a tumor!""
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"That's... you're... you're killing me."
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"Oh, how was school today?"
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"Terrible. Tutoring sucks."
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"I'm never doing it again."
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"Checkmate."
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"Eddie, I called you for dinner five times!"
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"Why are you handing me my own drill with a bow on it?"
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"Aww."
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"This bow would look so cute on a baby girl."
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"I found this in the sink."
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"this in the pantry."
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"And these..."
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"Do you know what baby girls turn into?"
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"Teenage girls, and, Louis, trust me,"
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"neither of us want that."
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"I don't think that's cute!"
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"I think it's freaky! It's like a curse!"
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"It's like this poor baby angered some witch"
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"who cursed her to be trapped in a cabbage body!"
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"And now she needs an emperor's kiss"
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"So this poor cabbage baby is left alone in the fields"
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"and he takes a photograph of her,"
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"and he sells it for lots of money,"
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"but he leaves her alone to a life of misery!"
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"For who could ever love a cabbage-faced baby?"
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"Enough little man boyz! You've been in here for days!"
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"Come to dinner now!"
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"♪ It's unnatural ♪"
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"♪ I belong to you ♪"
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"♪ although we've come ♪"
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"♪ To the end of the road ♪"
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"♪ Still, I can't let go ♪"
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"♪ You belong to me ♪"
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"♪ I belong to you ♪"
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"♪ come ♪"
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"♪ Still, I can't let it go ♪"
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"♪ Whoa-whoa-whoa ♪"
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"♪ It's unnatural ♪"
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"♪ You belong to me ♪"
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"♪ I belong to you ♪"
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"Girl. I'm here for you."
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"and just ran off with that other fella..."
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"Baby, I knew about it."
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"I just didn't care."
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"Ready for book club?"
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"I finally finished it!"
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"This is why we flush our hamsters."
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"I can't right now."
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"He's depressed. He won't eat."
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"He won't listen to me."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"I even bought this parenting book."
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""Advanced chess strategy.""
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"The forward was written by a computer."
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"Well, Eddie's upset because of Nicole."
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"Ever since she started hanging out with that new kid, Chris."
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"How do you know that?"
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"but maybe that's what Eddie needs right now."
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"He has friends."
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"Big red."
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"Jessica, you can't fix this."
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"What Eddie needs from you right now is just to know"
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"that he's not the first person to go through it."
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"I thought you might like this alarm clock better."
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"The lazy dog tells you when to get up."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"You know, I once had my heart broken, too."
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"When Oscar Chow dumped me in college..."
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"I was devastated."
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"I thought I would never feel happy again."
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"I lost weight. My grades suffered."
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"How did you get over it?"
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"I realized that..."
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"Life is a lot like chess."
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"But you also can't give up when you lose."
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"Exactly."
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"Like the 2,000 marching-band scholarships"
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"that go unclaimed every year!"
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"Non... Stop!"
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"Louis, I found more calendars in the garbage."
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"Yeah, I threw them out. I changed my mind."
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"We don't need another baby."
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"What made you change your mind?"
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"You were right. I don't want a teenage girl."
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"Checkmate."
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"I am Cornholio!"
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"And that's why I always play monopoly..."
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"Hey."
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"Well, gentlemen..."
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"It's been a pleasure seeing you."
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