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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Boy II Man (S02E02)

"There's a cd sale at Sam Goody's."
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"Yep."
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"I brought hush puppies we can bury in our mouths."
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"All you have to do is day-drink and criticize her weight."
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"- so I have to be the strict parent... - Mm."
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"No."
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"there's something magical about having a girl."
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"It doesn't have to make sense. You know why?"
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"- Aah! Whoo! - You did what?"
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"I'm working up to "no.""
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"What?"
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"Oh, of course. I understand your rule..."
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"is wasting his potential."
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"I will. Yes."
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"When did you start wearing glasses?"
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"His name is Captain Fuzz."
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"Bye!"
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"Did he just have a stroke?"
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"Here you go, dad."
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"All those times at night when you just hurt me"
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"Uh, something's wrong with Eddie."
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"I mean, I know your policy on children friends,"
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"I cut my hair."
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"I overheard you talking to Eddie,"
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"if I had a daughter and she had her heart broken,"
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"I'd hunt the boy down who did it and murder him."
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"But I'm wearing a kilt."
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"Do you understand?! I'm not wearing pants!"
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"with being friends with their children?"
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"Hey, Nicole."
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"I'm not hungry!"
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"And I wouldn't be here."
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"Uh, Evan? Where's Evan?"
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"Why can't I have a normal alarm clock?"
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"Cowboy boots or..."
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"as the boot."
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"That could be dope."
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"something small and cute he can take care of."
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"- That's all he really wants. - Mm-hmm."
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"You have one. And these batteries never die."
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"We're invincible."
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"for your fifth-period elective."
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"That is worse."
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"Oh, calendars with cute baby girls dressed as vegetables."
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"Standing, shorts."
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"I am an instrument."
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"One with a buckle and a strap."
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"I'm listening."
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"- February's a carrot. - Shop is closed!"
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"You can't win every game."
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"It was the worst 20 minutes of my life."
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