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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Boy II Man (S02E02)

"You should probably get ready, or you're gonna be late for school."
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"- I chose piccolo. - Piccolo?! But I wanted leatherwork!"
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"Pain is weakness leaving the body, girls!"
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"S02E02 Boy II Man"
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"Repeating 8th grade sucks."
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"All my friends are in high school,"
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"I'm sitting on the floor."
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"Sorry, Nicole. Won't happen again."
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"Are they... afraid of you?"
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"Marvin only sees her as daddy's little girl,"
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"It's to do what's best for Nicole,"
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"Do you play chess?"
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"Okay, so, in chess,"
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"but I'm making him because 2,000 marching-band scholarships"
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"Horse dumplings! Of course you can!"
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"Children are never too old to be controlled!"
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"It's just like chess."
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"she'll always be daddy's little girl."
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"Every day."
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"I'll tell you,"
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"No, listen, I-it'll be awesome."
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"And this way, I can get out of piccolo!"
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"- Hey, sweetie! - No!"
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"If we get a sister, she'll take over our room."
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"Jessica, I did it!"
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"Oh, Nicole asked me for money."
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"Nicole says Eddie is a fantastic tutor."
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"You're still tutoring?! I told you to stop!"
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"You're taking piccolo!"
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"all the way to money town!"
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"No!"
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"What did you just say?"
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"you can't physically force me to play it."
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"I will tape it to your mouth."
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"I can't believe Eddie defied me like that!"
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"You know who wouldn't have disrespected you like that?"
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"was when I wanted to pick out my own shoes!"
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"You know whose shoes youcould pick out?"
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"A baby girl's."
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"- So cute. - I need to fall back."
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"Yeah, Richard brought up the baby talk last spring."
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"Ah, you see, one-on-one instruction"
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"is, uh, very much at the core of the tutoring process,"
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"Yes."
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"Asking Eddie to tutor only one student"
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"- No. - No."
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"We can play it during tutoring while I finish drawing on your hand."
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"Hey, I don't know you. You're new. My dad's in the military."
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"For your hormones."
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"Drill your feelings away!"
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"In between the magazines in the bathroom!"
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"How did these get everywhere?"
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"Are you sure? I mean, come on."
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"to release her from the curse,"
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"but the emperors are gone... replaced by democracy."
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"to be pecked at by crows."
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"And then a photographer comes along,"
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"♪ You belong to me ♪"
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"♪ It's unnatural ♪"
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"♪ To the end of the road ♪"
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"Because I talked to her... as a friend."
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"He has Dave, uh, the scrawny one..."
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"You know, if Oscar Chow hadn't dumped me,"
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"I never would have met your father."
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"And that would be tragic."
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"and it made me think..."
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"Why isn't Nicole sitting with us?"
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"I don't think she's gonna be sitting with us anymore, guys."
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"Wake up!"
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"But I want to finish watching the Boyz II Men video."
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"You know, your dad's the first white guy I ever dated."
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"School's giving you a choice of activities"
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"I was gonna craft myself a pair of timbos or maybe a saddle."
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"No, you're learning piccolo."
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"- Why?! - Because I said so!"
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"Can I borrow some money?"
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"Oh..."
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"Don't you get your allowance on Friday?"
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"Please, daddy?"
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"Anything for my little princess."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I at least need you to take out the garbage."
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"Have a good day, boys."
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"You're going to work, dad, not jail."
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"I agree with Eddie. It's a little much."
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"He started power-walking to school with the neighborhood ladies."
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"I'm thinking we goup high street this morning."
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""They're just like little purple tennis balls.""
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"Anyway, that's how my mom tried to sell me on plums."
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"Man, you had a weekend!"
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"Oh, no. Here come the 8th graders."
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"Man!"
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"Ugh!"
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"My cheese tool!"
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"Hey, is it cool if I sit with you guys?"
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"Yeah, sure! We got plenty of room."
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"Unh!"
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"and the new 8th graders hate me because I picked on them last year"
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"when they were all dumb 7th graders."
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"No offense."
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"None taken."
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"And now I have to get tutored"
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"during my 5th-period elective."
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"I feel you, girl."
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"For my elective, I have to take piccolo."
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"Oh, like that puppet that becomes a real boy."
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"Those ding-wads?"
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"They better be."
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"You clown jockeys looking at something?!"
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"Hey, Jessica! What's going on?"
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"Stephen King book club, remember?"
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""Pet Sematary"?"
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"I haven't even started it."
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"I've been going through these parenting guides,"
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"looking for some help with Nicole."
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""Daughter, we're in this together.""
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"But you're not even her real mother."
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"You're her stepmother."
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"Which I hate."
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"Because we have made so much progress as friends."
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