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Clips from Arrested Development - Fakin' It (S03E03)

"It's Arrested Development."
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"for his father's upcoming trial."
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"- I don't know anything. - You both certainly act innocent."
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"Buster knew a great deal..."
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"for Lucille almost nightly got drunk and told him."
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"Is there an N. Bluth in the family that we don't know about?"
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"They make stuff up. She doesn't exist."
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"- Jan Eagleman? - She's from the Justice TV."
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"Not another media whore."
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"But, on the other hand, if it's free..."
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"Buster was nervous."
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"And Michael met with Justice TV's Jan Eagleman..."
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"Maybe we should take "Judge" out of the title..."
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"Thanks, Michael."
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"I've got 250,000 talking magazine ads, and he wants to change the name."
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"- Yeah? - And we can do it here on the set."
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"Yes. Yeah, give me a chance to show my dad what I can do."
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"I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious throughout the entire trial..."
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"Wait a minute. Are you responsible for this, Mom?"
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"He asked me for them. I didn't know. I thought he was dating again."
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"Hope you don't mind me saying, but these things can go on indefinitely."
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"Right now, he doesn't know who B. Bluth is."
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"at the mock trial before Judge Reinhold."
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"It's so good to laugh again."
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"- Could that mean that he's faking it? - Highly likely this is fake."
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"If this young man gets bored, we need a lot of volunteers here at the hospital."
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"Turning over the bedridden, changing bedpans."
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"It actually would probably look pretty good on some college applications."
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"And we'll do that together for them, for the sake of..."
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"So I've got a date with the guy with the brain-dead mom."
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"Given up hope on Buster pretty quickly there, Lindsay."
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"If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy."
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"Never let me die."
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"that we actually got paid for it."
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"Is he trying to set me up? If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison."
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"Michael had just discovered a hidden room in the model home..."
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"My dad's trying to pin all of his crimes on N. Bluth, and I might be N. Bluth."
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"We'd have to kiss. Wouldn't that be kind of weird after what we've been through?"
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"Well, that was a long time ago."
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"- That is my birthday. - It's close to Christmas. Was that hard?"
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"- You called her? She's with the prosecution. - Just for the mock trial."
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"I am glad we're having this mock trial, because it has shown me..."
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"that you cannot be involved in the real defense."
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"Back at the hospital, Lindsay had joined Brian in protest."
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"I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine that I met at the gym."
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"And he talked me into protesting too. Show 'em your sign."
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"George Michael and Maeby were also at the hospital..."
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"eternal."
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"And ran away."
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"And he'll say..."
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"- Come on, Michael! - Gob... - I need this!"
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"If you really cared about this family, you'd be more supportive of me in this."
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"So Michael went back to the hospital..."
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"- It's a mock trial. - Read the Patriot Act."
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"Although, for all her worldliness..."
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"And I just... I just feel now like we left a lot of old people sad there today."
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"I mean, I guess it would be a good way to freak out our parents."
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"I'm trying to get on with my life, and you know what? You can't deal with it."
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"- Mock Trial with J. Reinhold. - Mock Trial with J. Reinhold."
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"Take one. In five, four, three..."
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"Judge Reinhold is neither a real judge, nor has he received acting's highest honor."
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"The proceedings got under way..."
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"that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and..."
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"- I have no cross at this time. - This is why you're not handling my real defense."
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"What kind of name is that, magazine?"
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"But now, it was Michael's turn."
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"you're gonna see this side of a courtroom till your second wife divorces your freckled ass."
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"Look at that. You just blew your wedding speech."
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"- Only witnesses on the list. - Oh, he's on the list."
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"Your Honor, this is highly unusual."
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"and was asked if I would be willing to turn on my family and save myself."
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"- Think about it, Michael. - Well, it looks like we've got a mistrial."
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"And that's how the kids got married."
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"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"Michael had received a witness list..."
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"Who's on the list? Any blabbers?"
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"They've got one guy who won't be talking."
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"That is, unless, there's a hand inside of him."
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"- Please, Michael. Even then, I wouldn't say anything. - That's reassuring."
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"- But I was referring to Gob's puppet Franklin. - Yes!"
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"- I got him in the system. - You did this on purpose?"
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"Oh, yeah. He is re-dyed, rested, and ready to work."
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"Oughta be a good way to get some press. Oh, I gotta tell Franklin."
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"- I think he meant "get Franklin." - Am I on the list?"
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"- We all are. - Franklin, guess what."
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"- But I don't know anything. - He hasn't heard anything from me."
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"Your father says he wants me to go all the way to Fallujah."
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"I thought he meant the sex act that's so popular with your generation."
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"I know you're awake. Faker!"
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"More significantly, they've put an N. Bluth on the witness list."
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"I hope that doesn't stand for what I think it stands for. Whoa! I did not say that."
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"You did, Gob. Your mouth moved. Your hand didn't."
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"Oh. Well, I should work on that."
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"They say there's been money found in an account under that name."
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"Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us..."
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"see if we're gonna turn against each other."
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"Uh, yet, you refer to her as a "she.""
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"- He, she... What's the difference? - Hear! Hear!"
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"In the dark, it all looks the same."
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"They're probably just taking a shot in the darkness."
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"But the good news is that Jan Eagleman called..."
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"and she is willing to consider our case."
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"You know, frankly, I think I can put together a pretty good defense."
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"Oh, no. He thinks he's a lawyer again."
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"Devotees will remember that Michael..."
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"once played a lawyer in a school play."
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"Of course, Buster did grow up to be Captain Hook."
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"The first piece of evidence against us, you'd run for the hills."
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"No, Jan is interested. She carries a lot of weight..."
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"and she is not charging us anything."
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"Like to see a whore that does that!"
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"Not the "carrying the weight" part."
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"She wants us to do a mock trial. Sort of a dry run just to get us ready."
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"I guess we could all use some experience in the courtroom. I'll go check her out."
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"But I'll tell you all right now, no one is going to lie on that stand."
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"And no one is gonna betray the family."
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"That's what all the rocking and humming was about."
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"who was currently doing a tech rehearsal."
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