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Clips from 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Sci-Fi (S01E01)

"Man: Okay, that'Il be $10 .71. Please drive around."
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"And yet you persist. Good for you."
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"- Now we'll never make it to the movie. - Nonsense."
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"because you go to the bathroom constantly."
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"Wait a minute. Hold it. Everybody just sit down."
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"When you're high commander, you can be in charge of the movie treats."
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"- I will. - Bully for you."
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"- Shh! - Excuse me, we're talking here!"
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"Oh! Oh, great command decision, Dick."
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"Sally, you are right. I should have sat near the aisle."
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"I'm sorry."
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"ow!"
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"The high commander said that I could turn myself"
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"- Tommy, what's with the toad? - His name is Jack."
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"- He's my new lab partner. - No, I meant in the jar."
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"- Because I'm the high commander. - Would it kill you"
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"Leon! What a happy accident."
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"Now we can spend the evening getting to know each other better."
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"Please, continue with your conversation."
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"Coffee, for two hours."
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"I'll have that."
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"- cool. - Really? I've been--"
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"now it's gone. Now it's back."
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"You can keep it."
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"An added bonus."
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"This is creepy."
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"What is this thing in my colander?"
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"We need some duct tape and jumper cables."
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"Tommy, have you smoked your cigarette yet?"
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"- No, sir. - There's no reason to put it off."
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"is smooth and satisfying."
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"My gift to you."
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"Besides, I can quit whenever I want."
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"you're going to have to open your mind to new experiences."
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"Well, I've started again."
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"Please don't smoke in front of me. I just quit a year ago."
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"You poor, misguided girl."
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"Don't you miss it?"
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"a relaxing smoke on the roof on a warm summer night."
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"Those things will take 10 years off of your life."
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"Yes, but that's off the end of your life,"
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"and those years are crappy anyway."
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"if you're going to be a big..."
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"Dr. Finkel. Father."
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"Look at us-- we suck, we blow--"
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"smokin' outlaws! Who's with me?"
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"All right."
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"All right. Could you open wider, please?"
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"You know, you're awfully smug for a man in a paper coat."
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"Oh, yes! The corn is gone. See?"
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"So, Tommy, how was your science fair?"
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"- Did you tell Dick? - I thought he was with you."
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"she's going to emit a high-pitched tone."
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"No."
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"He's conveniently "disappeared,""
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"It's time for decisive action."
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"Well, I'll need a flashlight."
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"Oh, wait."
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"- You can knock the box open with this metal golf club. - Good, Tommy."
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"And you want to be safe. Wrap this chain around your waist"
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"I'm sure someone will find me before the building closes."
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"Maybe not."
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"a child's creativity,"
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"- Dime, tops. - That frog destroyed"
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"It's clear that Tommy must be disciplined."
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"And in the absence of Mr. Solomon,"
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"Believe me, I can handle responsibility. No problem."
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"Tommy, I'm hereby placing you under house arrest."
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"You will report to calisthenics at 0500, sharp."
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"Could I be placed in a foster home or something?"
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"I'm his mother. I'll handle him."
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"You're not so bad yourself."
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"- Well, you gotta humor 'em."
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"This redhead came in last week."
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"I think she was driving a sunbird. She opened that hood--"
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"Women, huh?"
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"- I was just about to call you. - Will you excuse us for just a minute?"
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"I really am high commander."
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"We're here waitin'."
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"If Dick were here, he'd know where he was."
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"Dr. Bankson."
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"we meet at last."
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"has a fool for a patient."
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"Just to play mind games with me?"
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"What mind? Stop it! Stop it!"
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"Stop it, stop it, stop it!"
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"Harry, open the door! Open the door!"
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"- What was it saying? - I have no idea."
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"I don't speak French."
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"when he walked in on the four of us."
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"I was paralyzed. I thought I could do your job."
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"Didn't you even think to check the door first?"
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"You'd expect a bonehead move like that from me, but you?"
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"- Sally: excuse us. - After all, I am the high commander."
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"♪ Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette ♪"
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"Super combo number one."
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"Super combo number four."
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"The fun-tastic goofy meal number two."
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"Earth just doesn't get any better than this-- dinner and a movie."
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"Mmm. Ooh, let's see this one."
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"Four stars, two thumbs."
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""A sweeping drama, one of the year's"
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"most intellectually stimulating cinematic accomplishments.""
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"Harry, we don't have all day."
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"He'll have the super combo number two."
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"With pleasure."
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"- What's that sound?"
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"- Man: Please drive around. - We would if we could."
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"I told you to get this looked at two weeks ago,"
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"not to mention the phone's still out."
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"I keep telling you to get all these things taken care of, yet nothing ever gets done."
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"- All we have to do is get out and push, Sally. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Hurry up, I don't want to miss the previews."
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"Or that "audience is listening" thing."
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"This seat sucks."
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"Tommy, you should be to my right so I could actually have an armrest."
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"Harry, you should sit on the aisle"
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"This is supposed to be fun. Here, Sally, have some popcorn."
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"I didn't want popcorn. I wanted good & plentys."
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"How did he beat those guys? Come on, it was 12 against one."
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