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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Dahlink, I do not understand."
Archer (2009)
"But I've changed, Katya. I've changed."
Archer (2009)
"includes the entire kama sutra... Wow! Okay."
Archer (2009)
"The first edition of the old Mr. Boston Official Bartender's Guide..."
Archer (2009)
"Eep! And a deep, hard-wired"
Archer (2009)
"Why you ask?"
Archer (2009)
"A negress? Gigantic."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, she's tall, but a lot of that's the boots, and the hair--"
Archer (2009)
"and those hands aren't doing her any favors, human-size-wise."
Archer (2009)
"She's basically Groot."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, in the dark it's like Eubie Blake's reaching out for you, but--"
Archer (2009)
"But you prefer her to me?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, no, but wait. You slept with Barry at our wedding!"
Archer (2009)
"But then again, you slept with him at our second wedding, which kinda--"
Archer (2009)
"You were the one who could not deal with the fact that I am now cyborg!"
Archer (2009)
"all this time, even though we fought like cats and a very tall dog,"
Archer (2009)
"with your best friend who also happens to be the mother of your child--"
Archer (2009)
"That's, like, a miracle."
Archer (2009)
"I--"
Archer (2009)
"Don't know what to say, Sterling."
Archer (2009)
"I do."
Archer (2009)
"No, please, I feel like the asshole."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, look at you. I literally cannot believe I'm asking you to go."
Archer (2009)
"But you must."
Archer (2009)
"But you got to go now! She'll be here any second."
Archer (2009)
"Whoo! Suck it, you... dick stairs."
Archer (2009)
"Is a bit awkward, to leave from balcony."
Archer (2009)
"I know, sorry, but the elevator's out,"
Archer (2009)
"and I can just see you two running into each other on the stairs."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, no, I mean because the last time I leave your apartment"
Archer (2009)
"I will miss you. Very much."
Archer (2009)
"Well, good-bye..."
Archer (2009)
"What am I even doing here?"
Archer (2009)
"Well?"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril? You gotta... What?"
Archer (2009)
"No I don't! Yeah, you do."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, Cyril! That is just..."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Yeah!"
Archer (2009)
"Ha!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, Woodhouse really is gone, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Which-- here are your flyers. Yeah, I actually don't need them."
Archer (2009)
"Well, who's gonna put 'em up, Lana? Hey! Whoa."
Archer (2009)
"I might as well go eat with Cyril. At least he can cook stir-fry."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Right outside, just dumped his purse all over the welcome mat."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh! So pathetic."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously. Maybe try growing a pair."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not the old Archer. I'm the new Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"As usual, walkin' around in your--"
Archer (2009)
"You call this nothing?"
Archer (2009)
"Because I call it smoochy-boochy town. Uh-- hmm?"
Archer (2009)
"not sure what happened there, but oh, my gosh! And Dom Pérignon?"
Archer (2009)
"Which, I assume, was delicious."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then go get a few more bottles out of the fridge"
Archer (2009)
"new Archer..."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, I feel like a brand new man!"
Archer (2009)
"is there a vagina in the sink!"
Archer (2009)
"Um, so... Funny story."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, it's either that or... Ssss..."
Archer (2009)
"Dirtnap for the kraut! Compliments of old Sparky."
Archer (2009)
"and uh, don't take this the wrong way, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Y-yeah. So, to make up for it, what say I"
Archer (2009)
"are like-- jeezy petes!"
Archer (2009)
"Some of them are 10,000 a night!"
Archer (2009)
"- Really? - No!"
Archer (2009)
"Damn. Because I'm not chipping in 2,000 bucks."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Not like that-- what is wrong with you people?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, it's New York. I bet it's 20,000 hookers here."
Archer (2009)
"No, you're my smoochy-boochy."
Archer (2009)
"Eww. Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"to be found in a greasy wok full of tiny ears of corn"
Archer (2009)
"Maybe. And maybe since it's Friday, Cyril,"
Archer (2009)
"And why'd you give me a walkie-talkie? Why do you care?"
Archer (2009)
"And can I bring anything? Let's say sevenish,"
Archer (2009)
"No, it's cool. I got it, Woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"Wha-- God damn it, Woodhouse, you stack of bones,"
Archer (2009)
"In my apartment. In America!"
Archer (2009)
"Well-- but just, like, out of the blue?"
Archer (2009)
"I assumed it was bound to happen,"
Archer (2009)
"And still is. Presumably."
Archer (2009)
"So, wait. When did you put all those cameras in his apartment?"
Archer (2009)
"- So are you. - No."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, darling, there. The champagne."
Archer (2009)
"Well, in the immortal words of Wendell Stamps,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, baby, it is all over everything."
Archer (2009)
"More like what he said. Katya, please."
Archer (2009)
"Please, I have to tell you something."
Archer (2009)
"Hey! Now come on. She's not-- What?"
Archer (2009)
"And then we started going out again, and somehow it's..."
Archer (2009)
"Kind of amazing, really."
Archer (2009)
"in my heart, and obviously in my slide show, I-- Your what?"
Archer (2009)
"after all these years, and I can't risk losing her again."
Archer (2009)
"What? After I made all these copies?"
Archer (2009)
"And, he's still totally in love with me. Wha'?"
Archer (2009)
"Back in a sec,"
Archer (2009)
"I've really changed!"
Archer (2009)
"must be for Cyril. No! It's--"
Archer (2009)
"with every woman he meets does the rest."
Archer (2009)
"Then, we double-cross the kidnapper,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Well, I know my feet are the same."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I was gonna say vagina."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse?"
Archer (2009)
"No, my darling. It is I! Katya?"
Archer (2009)
"Mmm! Das ist lecker, no?"
Archer (2009)
"What did I-- darling, wait!"
Archer (2009)
"At our first wedding-- I saved your life from Barry,"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, please don't go in there because I still love you."
Archer (2009)
"Not great."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. Oh, what, what, Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Then why..."
Archer (2009)
"Oooh! Whoa, hey, Pam, Ray, come on you two."
Archer (2009)
"We plant a shitload of dicey evidence in his garage."
Archer (2009)
"or at a party or just merely walking down the street."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. So two grand apiece! Are you--"
Archer (2009)
"Speaking of, do I smell beeswax?"
Archer (2009)
"in Morocco and listen to your torture session on speakerphone!"
Archer (2009)
"For all I know, we're wanted for treason again."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sensing a little sarcasm."
Archer (2009)
"Well, wh-- Why are you in my bathroom?"
Archer (2009)
"we've always been best friends."
Archer (2009)
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