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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"I did not have this."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, we were all thinkin' it."
Archer (2009)
"- Well? - As opposed to every single woman you meet in a bar"
Archer (2009)
"Because then she would tell them we told her,"
Archer (2009)
"I'm cooking. Me, Lana. Me. Me!"
Archer (2009)
"No, it's like me cooking you dinner."
Archer (2009)
"You two and your constant bickering. What is it this time?"
Archer (2009)
"Me too. But if it's any consolation,"
Archer (2009)
"I've changed, Lana. Please, you're halfway to half in the bag."
Archer (2009)
"Obvious? Because she'd try to break us up somehow."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not talking about Miss Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"I'll get a sitter for A.J. So, what time is dinner?"
Archer (2009)
"What happened to your van? We can't stake out Archer's apartment"
Archer (2009)
"So is Cheryl. Will you get off?"
Archer (2009)
"What are you idiots doing here?"
Archer (2009)
"Why are you in your spreefs?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer... Um..."
Archer (2009)
"I actually haven't seen him in, like, weeks."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, holy shit, I got to make stir-fry."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, expensive fire extinguisher."
Archer (2009)
"Not a word from the CIA since you idiots ruined the mission"
Archer (2009)
"whenever you mention your cordwainer."
Archer (2009)
"who Archer's never had sex with. Or--"
Archer (2009)
"Did you suddenly go blind?"
Archer (2009)
"There's this huge man-slash-baby hunt."
Archer (2009)
"and then even if I did want Lana back-- which I don't--"
Archer (2009)
"The brain!"
Archer (2009)
"I swear to sweet Jesus... Okay, Julia Childish."
Archer (2009)
"What? Out o' order."
Archer (2009)
"Please. You'd die of marrow poisoning."
Archer (2009)
"that won't ever happen again. It better not."
Archer (2009)
"by Ra's al Ghul before returning to destroy"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. I-I am new! I am, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing I could do could ever compare to the sensual pleasures"
Archer (2009)
"symbiotic mass of bodily fluids"
Archer (2009)
"We're, like, connecting, you know? And I realize that"
Archer (2009)
"They make me sick!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, hooray. Give yourself a hand. You know what?"
Archer (2009)
"Tip off the cops-- he's basically convicted of being German,"
Archer (2009)
"Well, what should I call him? A shoemaker?"
Archer (2009)
"She can't stand for me to be in a relationship."
Archer (2009)
"But wait. If it's a kidnapping--"
Archer (2009)
"doesn't cover prosthetic limbs! Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Shit, right!"
Archer (2009)
"No! Wait!"
Archer (2009)
"All right! You knew this?"
Archer (2009)
"Look, look, look, look! Here comes Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"didn't his get bigger? Nope. His feet got smaller."
Archer (2009)
"Chto?"
Archer (2009)
"in a grain silo. Presumably."
Archer (2009)
"I'd have you flown to a CIA black site"
Archer (2009)
"Blorp."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. Yes, pleas--"
Archer (2009)
"Maybe that's because I don't care that you're dating Lana,"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, this is actual ice cream."
Archer (2009)
"Lana! What? What the shit?"
Archer (2009)
"- Is that crazy? Oh, my God, okay. - Mmm."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that's her point. And think how hard watching them"
Archer (2009)
"That was insane!"
Archer (2009)
"It's insane, like, every time now."
Archer (2009)
"Larger penis probably didn't hurt."
Archer (2009)
"And I'm sure my feet are the same, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"More mature, maybe? And definitely more focused on me."
Archer (2009)
"No, Archer, it's great! Somehow."
Archer (2009)
"bend you back over the mop sink?"
Archer (2009)
"But Pam, come on. The prostitutes on this website"
Archer (2009)
"So. Is there a country code, or--"
Archer (2009)
"No, you're my smoochy-boochy."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril! Archer."
Archer (2009)
"How are you holding up, buddy? With regard to--"
Archer (2009)
"And also, shitty operation name."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up! Okay, little help here, nerm-nerts."
Archer (2009)
"all these years."
Archer (2009)
"I love, is-- is salty. It's like caviar."
Archer (2009)
"Why would I be offen--"
Archer (2009)
"They're jingling, baby."
Archer (2009)
"understanding and appreciation of men's lacrosse."
Archer (2009)
"And so even though I'll always have a special place for you"
Archer (2009)
"You were the one who banged Barry! Bozhe moy!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I forgot something in bathroom. I'll mail it to you."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. I've seen her crush a cue ball."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril! What?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait! No, there's nothing in there."
Archer (2009)
"Smooth jazz, rose petals, candles--"
Archer (2009)
"just to be safe, because I am gonna burn you down!"
Archer (2009)
"Why can't you use the women's?"
Archer (2009)
"It doesn't matter. I-- I feel like I just found Lana"
Archer (2009)
"Really? Ee-yah!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, you sound surprised, darling."
Archer (2009)
"who obviously we paid with easily-traceable gold certificates."
Archer (2009)
"I have a kid!"
Archer (2009)
"You have not changed a bit! Ha! Shows what you know!"
Archer (2009)
"You Barry-banger! I have changed!"
Archer (2009)