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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Hmm. Okay, so we get a woman"
Archer (2009)
"that Archer would find irresistible."
Archer (2009)
"Then put her in Archer's path,"
Archer (2009)
"and his pathological need to sleep"
Archer (2009)
"Or, you know, a lot of couples break up if their kid dies."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Easy peasy."
Archer (2009)
"On the wireless. America's going apeshit."
Archer (2009)
"God damn! Wireless?"
Archer (2009)
"where for the next 20 years, she's raised and trained as an assassin"
Archer (2009)
"those who once betrayed her."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"What is going on with you?"
Archer (2009)
"did your dick get bigger?"
Archer (2009)
"I think I would have heard of it!"
Archer (2009)
"His wife fell in love with him when he came back because he was caring"
Archer (2009)
"and loving, which he wasn't before."
Archer (2009)
"My cordwainer would have said something."
Archer (2009)
"Well, whatever it is, for some reason"
Archer (2009)
"than you were when you dated the first time."
Archer (2009)
"I-- yeah. Uh. I'm sorry for that... time. Zzz."
Archer (2009)
"Because this time-- It's really kinda good, right?"
Archer (2009)
"I can't remember when I was this happy!"
Archer (2009)
"You recently gave birth to a child."
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"Which, obviously, is why we can't tell mother we're dating again."
Archer (2009)
"You realize your relationship with Malory isn't a huge selling point?"
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"Bring it, Sommersby."
Archer (2009)
"Because, you ding dong, our bait-car hooker"
Archer (2009)
"has to be hotter than Lana."
Archer (2009)
"- Pfft, that won't be hard! - What?"
Archer (2009)
"No, phew!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe now, but a few more weeks without that hand..."
Archer (2009)
"That's not even the hand-- I don't see how that's any of your beeswax!"
Archer (2009)
"- Probably. - Maybe you can pay one of these high-class hookers with it."
Archer (2009)
"Or even 1,000. Because I just found out our shitty insurance"
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"Probably because I got two frickin' hands!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, no news is good news."
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"Ostensibly. What?"
Archer (2009)
"She'll make them so crazy they'll break up on their own."
Archer (2009)
"It wouldn't matter!"
Archer (2009)
"Because Mr. Archer would feed you your own bones!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I don't know about that!"
Archer (2009)
"So come on! Let's pick a hooker!"
Archer (2009)
"One that Archer's never had sex with. Is there one?"
Archer (2009)
"You're forgetting what the largest sex organ on the human body is."
Archer (2009)
"The... penis?"
Archer (2009)
"Eww! Eww!"
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"for a previous conquest-- especially a prostitute!"
Archer (2009)
"For a man like him, it's all about the hunt."
Archer (2009)
"They're all gonna have-- I said hunt."
Archer (2009)
"What are the odds Mr. Archer already banged whichever one we pick?"
Archer (2009)
"Me too. I was gonna say "Pam's vagina.""
Archer (2009)
"So, we have to find a beautiful woman"
Archer (2009)
"Which part? Keep it up, Stumplestiltskin."
Archer (2009)
"Or, both of you shut up."
Archer (2009)
"Better yet, a woman who has a powerful psychological hold over Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Please, tell me you don't mean his mother."
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"What? Yeah, because even for us--"
Archer (2009)
"The only woman Archer ever really cared about besides Lana is..."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously? Yeah. Who is it?"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, before we call her, are we sure we want to do this?"
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"Da? Yes. This is Colonel Kazanova."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. Oh, really?"
Archer (2009)
"What are you talking about? Uh-- you were--"
Archer (2009)
"Did you just now have telephone call? No!"
Archer (2009)
"Don't be an idiot. Also, I must go to America."
Archer (2009)
"Unrelated to the telephone call that I just did not receive."
Archer (2009)
"Me and Lana?"
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"Really? Yes, Cyril, I am."
Archer (2009)
"Like what? Like... uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Like Stir Friday. You're right, Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"and meat the exact size and shape of dice. Which--"
Archer (2009)
"You just realized is why that method of chopping food is called "dicing.""
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""Soy!""
Archer (2009)
"Copy that, Figgis Newton. What?"
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"- About either? - Wait. What?"
Archer (2009)
"You, as in, Woodhouse? No, me as in me, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Lana's hogging the copier."
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"Wait. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on!"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, I had to get stakeout supplies, and--"
Archer (2009)
"Plus, I've been moonlighting."
Archer (2009)
"Think you got enough beer? No."
Archer (2009)
"But I brought a couple joints."
Archer (2009)
"Unless you came home? You little scamp!"
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse? Woodhouse!"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously, I hope he didn't die."
Archer (2009)
"Meemo. Check obituaries."
Archer (2009)
"Meemo. Tell Woodhouse to buy newspap-- damn!"
Archer (2009)
"No, that's just a feedback loop."
Archer (2009)
"if you're using my bathroom, you're gonna need an obitu--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I was just preparing."
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"Oh, I just had to see you, darling."
Archer (2009)
"I have been longing for your tender touch."
Archer (2009)
"since Barry was such a douche."
Archer (2009)
"And also alive, and not crushed and then burned to death"
Archer (2009)
"Mm... no, "excited" is actually the exact word I would have cho--"
Archer (2009)
"ho-ho-haw-- oh."
Archer (2009)
"This is, like, the perfect day."
Archer (2009)
"Ahh! The day Archer finally gets what's been coming to him"
Archer (2009)
"The same time I did the rest of-- you know what's good?"
Archer (2009)
"Hochschiebens! Yeah, let's all have a hochschieben!"
Archer (2009)
"It can't possibly taste good, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Which, boy! Talk about an acquired taste, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"And a little-known fact--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, God, there's so much we never had time to..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, ho. Very high in cholesterol. Caviar."
Archer (2009)
"Darling, are you all right? Yeah. I'm fine."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, well, then let's get you out of these wet clothes,"
Archer (2009)
"that's going in the slide show!"
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"No offense."
Archer (2009)
"That's what she said, right?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm listening. Go ahead, baby."
Archer (2009)
"I didn't know you were a fan of early crossover mainstream hip-hop."
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"Oh! Or that you were that strong."
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"Oh, my God. I'm glad I'm not a woman."
Archer (2009)
"Da, baby, ya tozhe."
Archer (2009)
"but a threesome and then a break-up?"
Archer (2009)
"Or a foursome, and I'm the pizza guy?"
Archer (2009)
"You have pizza?"
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