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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Oh, yes, I do. Come on, just the tip."
Archer (2009)
"It's dirtier. No, bring the burrito. Oh, my, God!"
Archer (2009)
"That and how chili's not breakfast."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, then Ray's right. And also, duh."
Archer (2009)
"Rub it in our faces how we're doomed to be alone."
Archer (2009)
"Well, your face. And Ray's, I guess."
Archer (2009)
"That's not-- I mean, come on!"
Archer (2009)
"You want to try to break them up?"
Archer (2009)
"Unless the problem is a solution with an overly-alkaline pH balance."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, hush! Pam? You have a plan?"
Archer (2009)
"But obviously, the car would be a vagina."
Archer (2009)
"Maybe by having her fog a mirror."
Archer (2009)
"Really? Whoa!"
Archer (2009)
"We hire somebody to kidnap their fat, gross baby."
Archer (2009)
"It's in all the newspapers."
Archer (2009)
"and then, bzz-zap!"
Archer (2009)
"Uhh! The child is sent to Bhutan,"
Archer (2009)
"Us."
Archer (2009)
"Yes! But it buys us time."
Archer (2009)
"- Go-going on with me how? What do you mean? - I mean--"
Archer (2009)
"I don't think so. Is that a thing?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, in Le Retour de Martin Guerre,"
Archer (2009)
"I don't have to suppress my gag reflex now"
Archer (2009)
"What I'm trying to say is, you were different"
Archer (2009)
"Times, yes. Plural. And I promise you,"
Archer (2009)
"But besides that, this is the happiest I've been in a while!"
Archer (2009)
"I think it actually causes her physical pain."
Archer (2009)
"I wouldn't even pay $2,000 to get myself laid."
Archer (2009)
"How do you not-- you're head of H.R.!"
Archer (2009)
"Earballs."
Archer (2009)
"If I wanted to hear you people scream,"
Archer (2009)
"Speaking of, any word from Slater? No."
Archer (2009)
"with the Durhani royal family."
Archer (2009)
"So I have no idea what our status is."
Archer (2009)
"You do realize this is an intelligence agency?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeesh. Why don't we just tell her they're dating?"
Archer (2009)
"I was gonna say Pam's vagina. Me too."
Archer (2009)
"Ray's missing a hand."
Archer (2009)
"Archer won't risk his relationship with Lana"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Still, though... So we have to pay a hooker up front"
Archer (2009)
"to bump into Archer somewhere and just hope he's never banged her?"
Archer (2009)
"I was gonna say 50/50."
Archer (2009)
"Well, that counts me out. Me too."
Archer (2009)
"What? Who?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes? Yes? I understand."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Yes. Good-bye."
Archer (2009)
"Who was that? Who was who?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh-ho. Right. Gotta be tough, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I'm barely muddling through."
Archer (2009)
"because... you'll never have what she and I had."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know, Archer. The little things."
Archer (2009)
"tonight, I'm gonna make Lana stir-fry!"
Archer (2009)
"You-- what? No! Yes! So, soy you later!"
Archer (2009)
"Operation Stir Cry-day is go, over."
Archer (2009)
"Dinner? Tonight? My place? I'll cook."
Archer (2009)
"What is this, like a word scramble?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't even know where Woodhouse is."
Archer (2009)
"and yes, you can bring 100 copies of this."
Archer (2009)
"in the rush van, it's way too iconic."
Archer (2009)
"What the--"
Archer (2009)
"Was Barry's touch not tender? Or--"
Archer (2009)
"I-- how you say, uh-- "dump" Barry."
Archer (2009)
"What is the matter, darling? Are you not excited to see your Katya?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes! I mean, no. I mean, my neck's all sweaty."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, darling, you're on fire! Oh, my God. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"- Literally. - You mean figuratively."
Archer (2009)
"Messrs. Kilgour, French, Stanbury, Turnbull and Asser... not so much."
Archer (2009)
"and into something... Dry?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I can promise you, it is not dry."
Archer (2009)
"No, in a general sense. Look!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man, I don't want to sound greedy,"
Archer (2009)
"I know, and me neither. This is all uncharted territory for me."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I have also changed. My new operating system"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, thank you. I can see that."
Archer (2009)
"Out of order? I'll show you out of order."
Archer (2009)
"Lana Kane? The giant negress?"
Archer (2009)
"Da-ah! At second wedding. Oh. Right."
Archer (2009)
"and in process, I lose my own life!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. A little baby girl, Abbiejean. With Lana."
Archer (2009)
"And then to realize you might actually be in love"
Archer (2009)
"I feel-- I feel like--"
Archer (2009)
"A great big, jerky giant asshole."
Archer (2009)
"Right!"
Archer (2009)
"Well? Are we just gonna sit here?"
Archer (2009)
"Lazy, lazy, fatty fatty gaijin! Whee!"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, how do you not murder her every day?"
Archer (2009)
"from balcony-- Oh, right!"
Archer (2009)
"You died. But the last time,"
Archer (2009)
"- Wow. - Da. It is also very good for bondage, mild BDSM,"
Archer (2009)
"things of this nature."
Archer (2009)
"I bet. May I kiss you good-bye, Sterling?"
Archer (2009)
"I'll be thinking of you the next... several times I have sex with Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Why is the door open? That's weird."
Archer (2009)
"There's-- Oh, I got a stitch."
Archer (2009)
"Well, Archer, the first thing you're doing is making a very stiff drink."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril's gotta... tell you something."
Archer (2009)
"There. I said it."
Archer (2009)
"So. How's all that going?"
Archer (2009)
"I did not just schlep my ass up your jillion idiot stairs"
Archer (2009)
"- to eat your shitty attitude for dinner, mister. - I--"
Archer (2009)
"But here I am with the old Archer. Wha'--"
Archer (2009)
"They compliment my active lifestyle?"
Archer (2009)
"- Come on, you know you want it. - You don't know what I want."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know. It's pretty big. I think it's just the"
Archer (2009)
"standard breakfast burrito size. Here, first take a bite of mine."
Archer (2009)
"No, first you take a bite of mine. Let's do it together."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my, God. - Men's room? - Broom closet."
Archer (2009)
"Well, technically anything's breakfast, if it's your first meal of the day."
Archer (2009)
"I know you better sit your ass down before I slam an Easy Spirit up it."
Archer (2009)
"You're not mad at each other. You're mad at the unspeakably revolting"
Archer (2009)
"that is now Archer and Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, nobody's rubbin' off in my face."
Archer (2009)
"I'm totally over Lana, so... Cyril!"
Archer (2009)
"You can lie to yourself..."
Archer (2009)
"- Obviously, look at your sweater. - ...but don't lie to Team Breakup."
Archer (2009)
"- Uh what? - Guys, it's obvious what we gotta do."
Archer (2009)
"Throw acid in their kissy faces."
Archer (2009)
"No! The solution to every problem isn't throwing frickin' acid on it!"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know. Maybe we could do something like one of those bait cars?"
Archer (2009)
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