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Clips from Vicious - Wake (S01E01)

I'm hoping to smush them all together to create a bite.

"I'm hoping to smush them all together to create a bite."

Vicious

Were you good friends?

"Were you good friends?"

Vicious

We were, a long time ago.

"We were, a long time ago."

Vicious

Do you know, why don't I read out one of Clive's old letters?

"Do you know, why don't I read out one of Clive's old letters?"

Vicious

Wouldn't that be lovely? Not unless you read it in another room.

"Wouldn't that be lovely? Not unless you read it in another room."

Vicious

Ash, would you prefer to sit on my lap?

"Ash, would you prefer to sit on my lap?"

Vicious

I have very strong bones.

"I have very strong bones."

Vicious

Ah, here's one that hasn't been opened.

"Ah, here's one that hasn't been opened."

Vicious

My one and only...

"My one and only..."

Vicious

I can't imagine my life without you.

"I can't imagine my life without you."

Vicious

What a kind, generous man you are.

"What a kind, generous man you are."

Vicious

If I only knew you felt the same,

"If I only knew you felt the same,"

Vicious

I would leave everything behind to start a new with you.

"I would leave everything behind to start a new with you."

Vicious

Just say yes.

"Just say yes."

Vicious

Always, Clive.

"Always, Clive."

Vicious

He really loved you. No, he didn't.

"He really loved you. No, he didn't."

Vicious

What are you talking about? And you have lipstick all over your teeth.

"What are you talking about? And you have lipstick all over your teeth."

Vicious

Look at the envelope. It's addressed to Stuart! Stuart?!

"Look at the envelope. It's addressed to Stuart! Stuart?!"

Vicious

My God!

"My God!"

Vicious

Oh, I dozed off again.

"Oh, I dozed off again."

Vicious

What did I miss?

"What did I miss?"

Vicious

That is preposterous! Why would he have been interested in Stuart?

"That is preposterous! Why would he have been interested in Stuart?"

Vicious

He says it right here! Because I was kind and generous and handsome!

"He says it right here! Because I was kind and generous and handsome!"

Vicious

It says kind and generous. You added handsome!

"It says kind and generous. You added handsome!"

Vicious

I don't understand. I never even received this letter.

"I don't understand. I never even received this letter."

Vicious

It must have got mixed in with all my fan mail.

"It must have got mixed in with all my fan mail."

Vicious

You have one fan.

"You have one fan."

Vicious

Who writes a lot of letters!

"Who writes a lot of letters!"

Vicious

Well, it doesn't matter now anyway. That was 50 years ago.

"Well, it doesn't matter now anyway. That was 50 years ago."

Vicious

I could have had a completely different life if I'd seen the letter.

"I could have had a completely different life if I'd seen the letter."

Vicious

Not this hell I've been trapped in!

"Not this hell I've been trapped in!"

Vicious

You've been in hell? I've provided you with everything

"You've been in hell? I've provided you with everything"

Vicious

you could ever want since the moment we met.

"you could ever want since the moment we met."

Vicious

You were pulling pints in a pub! I was the manager!

"You were pulling pints in a pub! I was the manager!"

Vicious

And I was going to be a model. You were never going to be a model!

"And I was going to be a model. You were never going to be a model!"

Vicious

No. Not with you sucking the life out of me!

"No. Not with you sucking the life out of me!"

Vicious

I aged five years just sharing a taxi with you that night!

"I aged five years just sharing a taxi with you that night!"

Vicious

Is that why you look a thousand?

"Is that why you look a thousand?"

Vicious

You're practically melting onto the rug!

"You're practically melting onto the rug!"

Vicious

Ouch! Should I go?

"Ouch! Should I go?"

Vicious

Why? Don't be ridiculous. Of course not.

"Why? Don't be ridiculous. Of course not."

Vicious

It's all right, darling. Sit.

"It's all right, darling. Sit."

Vicious

Um... your hand is really high up on my thigh.

"Um... your hand is really high up on my thigh."

Vicious

Is it?

"Is it?"

Vicious

Well, I don't see what the problem is.

"Well, I don't see what the problem is."

Vicious

It's not as if Clive was any great prize.

"It's not as if Clive was any great prize."

Vicious

He had children, he was married. Wasn't there a second wife, too?

"He had children, he was married. Wasn't there a second wife, too?"

Vicious

Ash, why don't you pour yourself a cup of tea

"Ash, why don't you pour yourself a cup of tea"

Vicious

instead of sitting there like a statue. I'm sorry.

"instead of sitting there like a statue. I'm sorry."

Vicious

I'm not quite sure how to behave. Have you never been a guest before?

"I'm not quite sure how to behave. Have you never been a guest before?"

Vicious

You must engage in the conversation.

"You must engage in the conversation."

Vicious

Maybe he's shy.

"Maybe he's shy."

Vicious

Are you shy, darling, is that it?

"Are you shy, darling, is that it?"

Vicious

Because you are behaving oddly.

"Because you are behaving oddly."

Vicious

It's empty. There's a fresh pot in the kitchen, I'll get it.

"It's empty. There's a fresh pot in the kitchen, I'll get it."

Vicious

No, I'll get it.

"No, I'll get it."

Vicious

Is it something we're doing?

"Is it something we're doing?"

Vicious

Is it us? No, it's definitely him.

"Is it us? No, it's definitely him."

Vicious

They have no manners nowadays.

"They have no manners nowadays."

Vicious

Exactly. Interact. Ask questions.

"Exactly. Interact. Ask questions."

Vicious

Well, Chinese people are very quiet.

"Well, Chinese people are very quiet."

Vicious

He's not Chinese!

"He's not Chinese!"

Vicious

I think there's something wrong with your dog.

"I think there's something wrong with your dog."

Vicious

Balthazar? Why? What's he doing? He's just lying there.

"Balthazar? Why? What's he doing? He's just lying there."

Vicious

I think he's unconscious. Oh, no, he's only sleeping.

"I think he's unconscious. Oh, no, he's only sleeping."

Vicious

I stepped on him and he didn't move.

"I stepped on him and he didn't move."

Vicious

He's 20, you see.

"He's 20, you see."

Vicious

And yet still younger than the biscuits.

"And yet still younger than the biscuits."

Vicious

I didn't think dogs lived that long.

"I didn't think dogs lived that long."

Vicious

He's more of a doorstopper at this point.

"He's more of a doorstopper at this point."

Vicious

You see, you would never have had Balthazar

"You see, you would never have had Balthazar"

Vicious

had you been with Clive instead of Freddie.

"had you been with Clive instead of Freddie."

Vicious

Or... any of the others.

"Or... any of the others."

Vicious

That's a lot of dogs. We went through several very quickly.

"That's a lot of dogs. We went through several very quickly."

Vicious

This used to be a bus route.

"This used to be a bus route."

Vicious

I just wish I could've had the chance to have known

"I just wish I could've had the chance to have known"

Vicious

what that life could have been.

"what that life could have been."

Vicious

Do you really think you would have had a better life without me?

"Do you really think you would have had a better life without me?"

Vicious

Yes! I could have been happy and successful,

"Yes! I could have been happy and successful,"

Vicious

instead of being stuck with you in this penitentiary.

"instead of being stuck with you in this penitentiary."

Vicious

Do you think I've been happy? With you simpering around this flat,

"Do you think I've been happy? With you simpering around this flat,"

Vicious

pouring your blandness onto every surface.

"pouring your blandness onto every surface."

Vicious

I don't know what would be preferable at this point,

"I don't know what would be preferable at this point,"

Vicious

if you woke up dead or I did!

"if you woke up dead or I did!"

Vicious

I know which I'd prefer!

"I know which I'd prefer!"

Vicious

I'll tell you what would've happened to you.

"I'll tell you what would've happened to you."

Vicious

You would've ended up the same worthless prat you are today!

"You would've ended up the same worthless prat you are today!"

Vicious

Your accent just came out!

"Your accent just came out!"

Vicious

Hey! His accent just came out! You all heard it!

"Hey! His accent just came out! You all heard it!"

Vicious

It most certainly didn't! And at least I'm not from Leytonstone!

"It most certainly didn't! And at least I'm not from Leytonstone!"

Vicious

Wigan's worse! I'm from Wigan!

"Wigan's worse! I'm from Wigan!"

Vicious

This is not the time to contribute, darling.

"This is not the time to contribute, darling."

Vicious

What exactly have you done with your life?

"What exactly have you done with your life?"

Vicious

Bit parts in rep and one episode of Dr Who?

"Bit parts in rep and one episode of Dr Who?"

Vicious

What an illustrious career to look back on!

"What an illustrious career to look back on!"

Vicious

At least I've had a career. And I'm still at it.

"At least I've had a career. And I'm still at it."

Vicious

I'm still working! You've had nothing. You've done nothing!

"I'm still working! You've had nothing. You've done nothing!"

Vicious

I think I hear the dog.

"I think I hear the dog."

Vicious

Is this over yet then, Freddie?

"Is this over yet then, Freddie?"

Vicious

No. It is not.

"No. It is not."

Vicious

Clive would have loved this.

"Clive would have loved this."

Vicious

I think. I'm not sure, really.

"I think. I'm not sure, really."

Vicious

What actually is this?

"What actually is this?"

Vicious

I also killed a prostitute on Coronation Street.

"I also killed a prostitute on Coronation Street."

Vicious

Among others. Other prostitutes?

"Among others. Other prostitutes?"

Vicious

Other shows. You're becoming very annoying.

"Other shows. You're becoming very annoying."

Vicious

Is he going to be all right? Stuart? Of course.

"Is he going to be all right? Stuart? Of course."

Vicious

You know what it can be like with certain friends.

"You know what it can be like with certain friends."

Vicious

I guess. Do you have a very close friend, Ash?

"I guess. Do you have a very close friend, Ash?"

Vicious

Not now, no. I see.

"Not now, no. I see."

Vicious

But in the past, you have been in a relationship with another... person?

"But in the past, you have been in a relationship with another... person?"

Vicious

I have. But I've never been in love.

"I have. But I've never been in love."

Vicious

Ah. You're young. You'll meet that special someone.

"Ah. You're young. You'll meet that special someone."

Vicious

I suppose.

"I suppose."

Vicious

I should really go.

"I should really go."

Vicious

Please tell Stuart I said thank you. Of course.

"Please tell Stuart I said thank you. Of course."

Vicious

And I hope you've had fun.

"And I hope you've had fun."

Vicious

And maybe learned a little bit about social graces as well.

"And maybe learned a little bit about social graces as well."

Vicious

Has he been here this whole time?

"Has he been here this whole time?"

Vicious

Oh, and by the way... I'm straight.

"Oh, and by the way... I'm straight."

Vicious

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