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Clips from Vicious - Wake (S01E01)

Short Films 1988 Season 1, Episode 1 3 min 389 clips

Credits

Oh, my God!
Oh, how dreadful!
Poor Clive.
At least he didn't suffer.
Oh, he did.
Oh, my. That much?
Being fed apple sauce by a Jamaican woman.
with those we hold dear while we're able.
Anyway, thank you for calling, Mother.
were coming from a gaggle of schoolgirls.
But now I see it's just you.
Who do you think you are? The Earl of Grantham?
You're from Wigan.
It's better than being from Leytonstone.
How dare you?
I've been to Oxford.
Yes, for lunch.
Who were you squawking at on the phone just now?
My mother, if you must know.
Was she calling to tell you when she'd be dying?
She was very distraught.
Why? Did you finally tell her about us?
I'm waiting for the right time.
It's been 48 years!
And there has not been a right time!
We've had some frightful news.
Clive is dead.
Is she getting the news directly from Satan?
What, I was 19. I wasn't in my 20s.
People used to think I was your nephew.
Yes, because you told them you were my nephew.
Apparently, they had to cut a foot off,
so I assume there was some discomfort.
Who on earth is that?
I have no idea. Are you expecting anybody? No!
These aren't calling hours!
This is outrageous!
You just don't go about ringing people's doorbells!
Let's just see who it is,
and then put the whole ugly business behind us.
Aaaah.
Hello. Can we help you with something?
Ash. I didn't even know that was a name.
No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Great. Yes, great.
Can I get you some tea?
No, thanks. I'd just really like to see the flat.
You've come to the wrong door, I'm afraid.
The flat for rent is one floor up. Oh, sorry.
Don't be sorry. I'm Freddie.
This is Stuart, my friend.
Freddie Thornhill.
Do you go to the theatre often, Ash?
Am I saying that correctly?
Yeah. Ash.
I don't get to the theatre much.
My father's 46. Ah, and so am I.
Do you mind if I use your toilet?
Mind? We'd be devastated if you didn't.
You are making such a fool of yourself.
Do you suppose he's family?
Oh, God.
It's so tricky to tell now.
I thought Graham Norton was straight.
Well, my dear Stuart, I will work it out.
The Mousetrap. Oh, please!
Our postman's been in The Mousetrap.
This is complete lunacy!
It's like Victoria Station!
Who's there?! It's Violet, darling.
I came as soon as I heard.
We're absolutely devastated.
Now, I must ask you. Anything, darling.
Is Leytonstone any better than Wigan?
A bit, darling. Bollocks.
Just our little circle.
That will be lovely.
I can't believe he's gone.
Dear, sweet Clive.
Did you hear about the foot? Yes. Unfortunate.
Oh, damn, I wanted to tell you.
Obsessed, really.
I was young, handsome, famous.
You were barely one of those things.
I'm just going to use the loo before I go out.
Oh! He's still in there! Who's still in there?
It's very rude to disturb attractive people.
Well, we can't leave him in there all day.
You let a complete stranger use your loo?
What if he comes out and rapes me?
Everything all right in there, Ash?
Well, we tried.
Try calling him again. No, you try.