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Clips from My Cousin Vinny (1992)

"Uh, do you remember what you had? Eggs and grits."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"How do you cook your grits?"
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"You like 'em regular, creamy or al dente?"
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"Just regular, I guess."
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"Regular. Instant grits?"
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"No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits."
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"I take pride in my grits."
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"So, Mr. Tipton,"
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"how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits..."
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"when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?"
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"I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess."
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"I'm sorry. I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you."
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"Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit..."
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"faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the Earth?"
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"Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove."
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"Were these magic grits?"
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"I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?"
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"- You sure about five minutes? - Ignore the question. - I don't know."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- Are you sure about that five minutes? - I don't know."
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"- I think you made your point. - Are you sure about that five minutes?"
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"I may have been mistaken."
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"I got no more use for this guy."
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"[Spectators Murmuring]"
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"You're fired."
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"I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doin' good, huh?"
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"[Prisoners Yelling, Shouting] [Alarm Blaring]"
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"[Whistles Blowing]"
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"Hey, how ya doin'?"
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"Hey, Mr. Crane."
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"What are these pictures of?"
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"My house and stuff. House and stuff."
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"And what is this brown stuff on the windows?"
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"What is this rusty, dusty, dirty-looking thing over your window?"
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"It's a screen. A screen!"
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"It's a screen."
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"And what are these really big things right in the middle of your view..."
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"from the window of your kitchen to the Sac-O-Suds?"
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"What do we call these big things?"
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"Trees? Trees. That's right. Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know."
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"Now, what are these thousands of little things that are on trees?"
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"Leaves. Leaves!"
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"- [Chuckling] - And these bushy things between the trees?"
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"Bushes. Bushes, right. So, Mr. Crane,"
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"you could positively identify the defendants,"
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"lookin' through this dirty window,"
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"these trees with all these leaves on them,"
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"and, I don't know, how many bushes?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Seven bushes. Seven bushes. So, what do you think?"
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"Is it possible you just saw two guys in a green convertible..."
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"and not necessarily these two particular guys?"
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"- Well, I suppose. - I'm finished with this guy."
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"[Glass Clinking] [Water Pouring]"
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"- Mrs. Riley, when you saw the defendants, were you wearing your glasses? - Yes, I was."
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"Would you mind puttin' your glasses on for us, please?"
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"Whoa! How long have you been wearin' glasses?"
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"Since I was six."
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"Have they always been that thick?"
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"Oh, no. They got thicker over the years."
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"So as your eyes have gotten more and more out of whack..."
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"as you've gotten older, how many different levels of thickness have you gone through?"
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"Over 60 years, maybe 10 times."
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"Maybe you're ready for a thicker set."
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"Oh, no, no. I-I think they're okay."
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"Maybe we should make sure. Let's check it out."
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"Now, how far were the defendants from you..."
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"About a hundred feet."
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"A hundred feet. Would you hold this please?"
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"Thank you."
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"Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Sorry. Sorry."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Okay, this is 50 feet."
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"That's half the distance."
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"How many fingers am I holding up?"
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"Let the record show that counsel is holding up two fingers."
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"Your Honor, please, huh?"
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"Now, Mrs. Riley... and only Mrs. Riley..."
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"how many fingers am I holding up now?"
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"Four."
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"[Spectators Murmuring]"
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"What do you think now, dear?"
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"I'm thinking of gettin' thicker glasses."
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"[Vinny] Thank you."
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"- Hello? - You did good out there today, Yankee. I like the competition."
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"You like competition too? Makes things kind of fun, doesn't it?"
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"- I'm enjoying myself so far. - I got a little surprise for you tomorrow."
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"What's that? You know you have to disclose all your evidence to me."
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"I'll disclose it first thing in the morning. Judge is gonna have to admit it."
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"- Should I be worried? - I sure would be if I were you."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"Honey, where did you read about all that disclosure shit?"
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"Let me show you. Why?"
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"Uh-huh. How long you been in that position?"
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"Eighteen years. Your Honor?"
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"May we approach the bench, please? [Haller] If you wish."
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"[Clears Throat] I object to this witness being called at this time."
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"We've been given no prior notice he'd testify, no discovery of any tests he's conducted..."
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"or reports he's prepared, and, as the court is aware,"
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"the defense is entitled to advance notice of any witness who will testify,"
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"particularly those who will give scientific evidence..."
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"and well as to give the defense an opportunity to have the witness' reports reviewed..."
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"by a defense expert who might then be in a position..."
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"Mr. Gambini? Yes, sir?"
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"That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection."
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"Thank you, Your Honor. Overruled."
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"Now, Mr. Wilbur,"
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"belonging to the defendants' car."
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"And these are photos of the tire marks..."
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"left by the assailants' car as it fled the convenience store."
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"Uh-huh. Could you, uh, elaborate please, sir?"
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"We compared the tire marks outside the convenience store..."
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"with the rear tires of the defendants' car."
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"They're the same model and size tire."
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"Michelin model XGV, size 75-R, 14-inch wheel."
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"spun its rear tires dramatically..."
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"and left a residue of rubber on the asphalt."
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"Now I took a sample of that rubber and analyzed it."
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"of the defendants' Buick and analyzed that too."
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"with flame analyzation detectors."
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"Uh-huh. Is that thing turbocharged? [Laughter]"
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