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Clips from My Cousin Vinny (1992)

"The chemical composition between the two samples was found to be identical."
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"Identical!"
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"No further questions, Your Honor."
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"Your Honor? [Trotter] Thank you, Mr. Wilbur."
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"Your Honor, I respectfully request a full day's continuance to go over all this sh... stuff."
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"- Request denied. - Thanks a lot."
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"And Mr. Gambini? Yes, sir?"
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"I'd like to speak to you in my chambers."
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"- [Haller] You're a dead man. - I'm a dead man?"
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"That's right. I just faxed the clerk of New York and asked him what he knew about Jerry Gallo."
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"Did you say Jerry Gallo? Yes, I did."
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"Gallo with a G? That's right."
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"I'm aware of that."
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"Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo."
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"C-A-L-L-O."
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"Okay, I'll be here."
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"unless by some miracle, you happen to win this case in the next 90 minutes."
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"Why don't you go to lunch?"
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"Thanks."
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"What'd the judge say?"
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"He said he found out that Gallo's dead."
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"He found out? Yeah."
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"Lisa, I'm trying to... I'm trying to think about the case now, okay? I'm sorry."
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"Can I help? Can I help?"
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"No, you can't help. I wish you could, but you can't."
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"Look how you're lookin' at me. Look how you're... What is that look supposed to mean?"
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"I'm a piece of shit 'cause I can't figure out a way for you to help?"
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"Ah! These are gonna be... You know, I'm sorry. These are gonna be a help."
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"I should have looked at these pictures before."
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"I like this. This is, uh- This is our first hotel room, right?"
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"That'll intimidate Trotter. Here's one of me from behind."
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"And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago. Thank you."
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"Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks."
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"Could we get any farther away?"
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"Where'd you shoot this from? Up in a tree? What's this over here?"
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"What-"
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"It's dog shit."
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"Dog shit! That's great! Dog shit! What a clue!"
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"Why didn't I think of that? Here's one of me reading. Terrific."
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"I should have asked you a long time ago for these pictures."
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"The case-cracker: me in the shower!"
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"That is it! I'm out of here."
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"[Door Opens] Lisa!"
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"I know I'm missing somethin'. I'm missing somethin'."
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"Very, very little."
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"Something? Enough to-"
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"[Vinny] Is it possible that two separate cars..."
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"could be driving on Michelin model XGV 75-R14s?"
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"Of course."
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"Let me ask you this: What's the best-selling single model tire..."
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"being sold in the United States today?"
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"The Michelin XGV."
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"- And what's the most popular size? - 75-R14."
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"The same size as on the defendants' car."
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"Excuse me. What I'm asking you..."
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"is if the most popular size of the most popular tire..."
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"is on the defendants' car."
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"yeah."
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"Yes. Um, thank you."
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"No further questions."
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"[Haller] The witness can stand down."
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"Counsel?"
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"Uh, Your Honor, the prosecution rests."
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"[Haller] Mr. Gambini, your first witness."
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"I will ask you one more time and one more time only."
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"- If I ask you again... - Your Honor."
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"Uh, please, uh, can I have a five-minute recess?"
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"Three minutes, no more."
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"Sheriff, do me a favor. Please trace this."
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"It's not my job. You do your own investigating."
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"Please. I only have three minutes."
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"Lisa. Lisa, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?"
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"I need you to come back into the courtroom, and I need the phone."
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"Honey, come on now. Stop it. I need the phone."
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"We have to make up. Listen, let's make up, all right?"
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"We gotta go back inside. Everybody's waiting for us."
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"Come on. We don't have a lot of time. Just shut up."
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"Gimme this! Fuck you!"
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"Mr. Gambini."
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"Hey, Sheriff, how are ya? Tell me why."
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"Your Honor, the defense calls as its first witness Ms. Mona Lisa Vito."
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"I-I object, Your Honor. This person is not on the witness list."
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"[Vinny] This witness is a expert in the field of automobiles..."
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"and is being called to rebut the testimony of George Wilbur."
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"[Spectators Murmuring]"
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"- Your Honor, would you please instruct the bailiff- - [Haller] Officer!"
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"to escort Ms. Vito to the witness stand please?"
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"Hold up your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth,"
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"the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Yeah."
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"Ms. Vito,"
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"you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles- Is that correct?"
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"[Haller] Will you please answer the counselor's question?"
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"No. I hate him."
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"You think I'm hostile now, wait till you see me tonight."
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"Uh... Do you two know each other?"
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"Yeah. She's my fiancée."
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"Well, that would certainly explain the hostility."
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"I'm not aware of this person's qualifications."
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"I'd like to, uh, voir dire..."
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"this witness as to the extent of her expertise."
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"Granted. Mr. Trotter, you may proceed."
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"Mm-hmm. Uh, Miss Vito,"
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"what's your current profession?"
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"I'm an out-of-work hairdresser."
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"as an expert in automobiles? It doesn't."
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"Well, in what way are you qualified?"
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"My mother's father was a mechanic."
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"My three brothers are mechanics."
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"Four uncles on my father's side are mechanics."
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"Miss Vito, your family's obviously qualified,"
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"What'd you do in your father's garage?"
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"rebuilt some trannies, rear ends... Okay."
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"No. Thank you."
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"- Good-bye. - Sit down and stay there until you're told to leave."
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"Your Honor, Ms. Vito's expertise is in general automotive knowledge."
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"It is in this area that her testimony will be applicable."
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"Now if Mr. Trotter wishes to voir dire the witness..."
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"as to the extent of her expertise in this area,"
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"I'm sure he's gonna be more than satisfied."
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"All right. All right."
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