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Clips from My Cousin Vinny (1992)

"[Whistling Dixie]"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"[Men Shouting]"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"[Chattering]"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"[Clicks]"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You screw up, and those boys get fried."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I know."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"So you think you know what you're doin'?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"'Cause you didn't look like you knew what you were doin' today in that courtroom."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Why is that? Well, it's a lot of procedure. That's all."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I mean, I'll learn it as I go. Learn as you go?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"No. That's not what they teach you. They teach you contracts, precedents, interpretations."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Then the firm that hires you, they teach you procedures."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"So why didn't you go to court and watch?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Because between your father's garage and working nights, when was I supposed to go?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I thought maybe this summer I would take off a couple of months."
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"But it ain't no big deal."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I don't know how you can be so sure when you don't know what it is you're supposed to know."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"It's a procedure. Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You know when you rebuild a carburetor, the first thing you do is you take the carburetor off the manifold?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"And, while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"It goes down the carburetor, rolls along the manifold and goes into the head. You're fucked."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Actually, it was a good learning experience for me."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"All right. Is there any way I could help out in this procedure situation?"
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"Yeah. Keep bailing me out."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"There is one problem. We can't afford to keep bailing you out."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I already cashed in half the traveler's checks."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I didn't want to cash them in, but I didn't want to bounce a check,"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"so I tried hustling the money, but I got stiffed, so I had to cash in the traveler's checks."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"' 'Cause I'll always come back to you '"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Hey. Vincent La Guardia Gambini."
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"- His name's J.T. - [Vinny] J.T."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I believe you and Lisa played a game of pool for $200 which she won. I'm here to collect."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- How about if I just kick your ass? - Oh, a counteroffer."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Let me see. This is a tough decision you give me here."
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"What do you think? I could use a good ass kicking. I'll be very honest with you."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Hmm."
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"Nah, I think I'll just go with the 200."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You like to renegotiate as you go along, huh?"
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"Okay, then here's my counteroffer."
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"Do I have to kill you? What if I was just to kick the ever-lovin' shit out of ya?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- In your dreams. - Oh, no, no, no. In reality."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?"
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"If you kick the shit out of me?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- Yeah. - Yeah. Then you get the money."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- What happened? Rear-ended? - No. I fell."
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"Oh. Okay."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Let's see if we agree on the terms."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"The choice now is I get my ass kicked,"
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"or option B, I kick your ass and collect the 200."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I'm going with option B: kicking your ass and collecting $200."
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"[Laughing] We gonna fight now?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Yeah. First, let me see the money."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"All right. Get it, and then we'll fight."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"My place. Shit."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"He blew the arraignment."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"It's a simple procedure. You heard what the judge said."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"All he had to do was say guilty or not guilty. We could have done that."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You saw what happened in there. You want to stay with him after that?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Shit, Stan. I don't want to fire him. I mean, he's family, you know."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"My mother- the way her health is right now-"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I appreciate that, but should you die for that?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"The thing is, given the chance, I think he could do a good job."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- No. You're wrong. - Come on, fellas. Knock it off. Let's go."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"All right, Stan. Listen to me. You have to see the Gambinis in action."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"These people... they love to argue. I mean, they live to argue."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"My parents argue too. That doesn't make them good lawyers."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Stan, I've seen your parents argue. Trust me. They're amateurs."
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"[Insects Chirping] [Vehicles Passing]"
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"[Dripping]"
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"Is that a drip I hear?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Yeah."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?"
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"[Dripping] So?"
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"Well, did you use the faucet? Yeah."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- Then why didn't you turn it off? - I did turn it off."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off and drip at the same time?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"No, because if you turned it off, it wouldn't drip."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Maybe it's broken. Is that what you're saying? It's broken?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- I twisted it just right. - How could you be so sure?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"How could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"laboratory edition, signature series torque wrench."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"The kind used by Caltech high-energy physicists and NASA engineers."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Well, in that case, how could you be sure that's accurate?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"[Lips Smack] Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle,"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"it had been calibrated by top members..."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"of the state and federal Department of Weights and Measures..."
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"to be dead-on balls accurate."
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"Dead-on balls accurate?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"It's an industry term."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I guess the fuckin' thing is broken."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"We gotta move."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I looked up and saw two young men run out from the Sac-O-Suds..."
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"and jump into a green car with a white convertible top..."
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"and drive off like the dickens."
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"Mrs. Riley, are those two young men present in the courtroom today? Yes, sir, they are."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- Could you point 'em out for me, please, ma'am? - They's sittin' right there."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Uh-huh. Now, uh, Mrs. Riley, is this the car?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Yes, sir, it is. Thank you, ma'am."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Let the record show Mrs. Constance Riley identified the defendant's car."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I saw them two boys go into the store."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- They was runnin' out, got into the car and drove off. - [Mouthing Words]"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Is this the car?"
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"Thank you, sir."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"You saw those two boys run out of the Sac-O-Suds, jump in this car and take off?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Yeah. They peeled away. Car was all over the road. Thank you, sir."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I asked him if he did it, and he said, I shot the clerk."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"I asked him again, and again he said, I shot the clerk."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Your Honor, no further questions."
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"- You have anything to add? - Thing? What thing?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Not for me to say."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"- Do you have any other witnesses? - No, Your Honor."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"The court finds sufficient evidence exists for this matter to go to trial."
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"I'm setting this matter for trial this Monday, February 2, 10:00 a.m."
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Now didn't I tell you next time you appear in my courtroom that you dress appropriately?"
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