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Clips from My Cousin Vinny (1992)

"You were serious about that?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Why didn't you ask them any questions? Questions?"
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
"Ask who questions?"
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"You knew you could ask questions, didn't you, Vin?"
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"Maybe if you put up some kind of a fight, you could've gotten the case thrown out."
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"Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin'-bama."
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"You come from New York. You killed a good ol' boy."
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"There is no way this is not goin' to trial."
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"[Lisa] What the fuck is goin' on here, Vinny?"
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"You fuckin' up this case or what?"
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"I mean, you-you're my fiancée."
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"You're supposed to stand by your man, you know, encourage me a little bit."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. You were wonderful in there."
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"The way you handled that judge. Oh, you are a smooth talker!"
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"You are. You are. All right. Knock it off. Knock it off."
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"You know, you raggin' on me is not gonna give me any great spontaneous knowledge."
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"- Yeah? - So shut it!"
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"[Tires Screech]"
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"- You done readin'? - Yeah."
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"You shouldn't feel good. You haven't slept much in three days."
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"You know what it is?"
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"[Sighs]"
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"I'm, uh... I'm really scared."
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"You should be."
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"Oh, sure, no problem. I could win the case."
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"If I could keep my ass awake and out of jail long enough, bet you I could, huh?"
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"You know what I think? What?"
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"Honestly? I think that once you're out there, and you're doing your thing out there,"
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"I think you're gonna be really great."
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"Really great."
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"If... you don't fuck up."
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"[Rooster Crows]"
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"If this was a conspiracy, they'd have to get all those people to lie."
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"You think that's what's happening?"
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"Look, I think we should meet with the public defender, see what he's like."
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"If he's honest, then we should go with him."
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"All right."
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"It is?"
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"The chair ain't workin' like it used to."
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"The guy we fried last week-"
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"I say it'd be cheaper to get it fixed..."
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"than keep runnin' up them extra electric bills."
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"and I'm, um, an attorney in the public defender's office."
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"Hi, John. Hey."
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"So, um, why don't you just tell me your side of the story?"
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"Hey, Vin."
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"Hey. Billy. How are you?"
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"How you feel? Okay? All right. Hanging in."
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"Where's Stan? Uh, Stan. He's not comin'... Stan."
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"He's, um-"
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"I'm goin' with the public defender too."
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"I'm sorry. I-I'm sorry. I just didn't know what little experience you have with this."
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"What, are you scared?"
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"Look, maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better, okay? I admit it."
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"Building a case is like building a house."
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"Each piece of evidence is just another building block."
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"He wants to make a brick bunker of a building."
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"He wants to use serious, solid-looking bricks like these, right?"
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"Right."
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"Let me show you something."
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"He's gonna show you the bricks."
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"He'll show you they got straight sides."
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"He'll show you how they got the right shape."
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"He'll show them to you in a very special way..."
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"so that they appear to have everything a brick should have."
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"When you look at the bricks at the right angle,"
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"they're as thin as this playing card."
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"His whole case is an illusion, a magic trick."
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"It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent."
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"Nobody- I mean nobody-"
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"Give me the chance."
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"One chance."
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"If after that point you don't think that I'm the best man for the job, fire me then and there."
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"I think you should give it to me."
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"He thinks you should give it to him?"
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"How can it hurt? If he doesn't ask the right questions, your lawyer will, right?"
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"He could still fuck things up."
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"There's more to cross-examination than knowing what to say."
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"It's knowing what not to say."
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"Look, let's say he asks all the possible questions, right?"
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"And the witness has all the answers. He ends up proving the prosecution's case."
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"At my cousin Ruthie's wedding, the groom's brother was that guy Alakazam."
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"You know who I'm talking about?"
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"The magician with the ponytail? Right."
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"Well, he did his act. Every time he made something disappear, Vinny jumped on him."
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"I mean, he nailed him. It was, It's in his pocket."
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"He was like, Wait a second. Wait a second. It’s joined in the middle."
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"There's a spring around it. It pops it open when it's inside the tube."
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"I mean, it was... it was Alakazam's worst nightmare."
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"But he was just being Vinny."
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"He was just being the quintessential Gambini."
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"There goes the quintessential Norton."
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"Lookee here, J.T."
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"Hey, hey, little Yankee boy. Look here what I got."
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"What is it?"
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"Two hundred dollars."
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"- It's 200 bucks. - Fan it out. Show it to me."
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"[Jacket Flutters]"
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"Mmm."
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"[Train Whistle Blowing]"
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"[Laughs]"
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"- [Laughing] - [Whistle Blowing Loudly]"
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"Does that freight train come through at 5:00 a.m. every morning?"
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"Okay."
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"I was making a lot of money, winning most of my cases."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Trotter. Thank you, Shirley."
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"But my clients were guilty as hell."
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"And finally, after getting this one fellow off some very serious charges for about the fourth time,"
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"I tell you the truth... my conscience got to me."
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"Wouldn't I be better off serving justice by puttin' the guilty in jail?"
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"Well, that's what I've been doing, and, uh, I'm a happier man for it."
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"Hmm. How about you?"
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"Well, I got a bullshit traffic ticket."
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"I got the cop on the stand, and I argued with him until he admitted he was wrong."
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"And, uh, the judge- this Judge Malloy-"
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"And then afterwards, he asked me to go to lunch with him."
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"Then he says to me, You know what? You'd be a good litigator."
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"I never thought of becoming a lawyer."
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"But this Judge Malloy was from Brooklyn too."
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