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Clips from The Invention of Lying (2009)

"but everyone tells the absolute truth."
The Invention of Lying (2009)
"and sometimes that can come across as a bit harsh."
The Invention of Lying (2009)
"Look, I'm not coming in to work today."
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"Wow! I just took one of the biggest poops of my whole life."
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"that's Mark Bellison, by the way,"
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"-Hi! -Hi."
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"You're early."
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"I was just masturbating."
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"That makes me think of your vagina."
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"A little frustrated at the moment."
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"ANNA: Yeah, I'm disappointed that you're early"
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"but the thought of being alone the rest of my life"
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"Oh!"
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"-Hello. -And you're very pretty."
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"That only makes this worse."
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"and I'll probably have three more drinks by the end of the night."
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"Thank you."
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"Turn it off. That's more specific than I thought."
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"-Are you always happy? -Usually."
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"You guys ready to order or do you need a moment?"
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"I think she's probably checking on the date. It won't take long."
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"Hello."
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"A bit fat."
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"Has a funny little snub nose."
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"No, I won't be sleeping with him tonight."
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"Okay. You, too. Bye. Sorry about that."
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"and I'll probably never hear from you again, but..."
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"-Sure. -Yeah."
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"I might."
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"(ELEVATOR DINGS)"
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"I've been throwing up pain killers all night"
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"(ELEVATOR DINGS)"
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"Mark: Cheers."
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"This isn't natural! None of this is natural! We're all animals!"
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"Why am I wearing clothes? How do you people live like this?"
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"I woke up this morning and realised, not only do I not love you,"
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"to read off of teleprompters and then filmed for your viewing pleasure."
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"Now, if you'll just fol low me over here, I will give you a sneak peek"
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"Napoleon: 1812 to 1813."
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"armed with muskets and supported by cannon brigades."
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"There's Mark Bellison, one of Lecture Films' very own screenwriters."
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"Any messages?"
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"so no one left any messages."
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"... take the message, just in case I don't get fired."
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"-But everyone knows that you are. -Hasn't happened yet."
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"Okay. But everyone knows you are."
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"I'll be in the office, don't..."
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"Come in. What?"
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"And the last two scripts you turned in were depressing."
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"-I come back and do this tomorrow? -Oh, well..."
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"No, I just got nervous about firing you. I just don't do well with confrontation."
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"(Computer Chimes)"
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"(Sighs)"
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"It's the best one you've had all year."
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"So?"
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"-Mark! -Yeah?"
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"-That must be hard. -Yeah."
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"Well, I just wanted to say good bye, and I've always hated you."
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"-You've always... -Hated you."
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"No, I came to say good bye to you,"
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"Came out, yeah, sure."
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"(Mouthing) Man-bitch."
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"But I've always been threatened by you"
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"and I hate things that I don't understand."
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"Oh, and Shelley thinks you're an overweight homosexual."
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"I stand corrected."
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"(Exclaims)"
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"Mark, try to enjoy your loser life."
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"(Exhales)"
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"I'm on pills that make everything orange!"
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"Telly's broken."
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"(Sighs)"
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"Good luck with finding a job, eh?"
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"I'll go."
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"-Yeah, I haven't got it. -How much do you have?"
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"What can I do for you today, sir?"
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"But I can help you with a withdrawal. How much would you like to withdraw today?"
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"Sir?"
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"Oh! The system just came back up."
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"It seems our system has made a mistake. Let's get you your $800."
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"Sorry for the inconvenience."
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"(MUMBLES)"
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"And yet, moments ago, it was unfathomable, not only to myself but to mankind as a whole."
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"What's the word for it? There is no word for it."
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"I'm an Eskimo."
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"I'm a l ion tamer, and I'm wearing a wig."
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"That's a fantastic wig."
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"what's the first thing you'd do?"
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"If I could do anything?"
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"Anything at all?"
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"Anything at all."
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"And maybe have sex with them, too."
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"Motel."
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"WOMAN: Help me get my dress off."
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"No! We have to have sex. The world is going to end!"
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"I don't even know your..."
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"(Exclaims Questioningly)"
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"I'll let her know. That is good news."
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"-Now. -Thank you."
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"I'll drive."
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"Greg: Don't tell me not to puke 'cause that'll make me puke more."
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"Hello, Officer. How are you?"
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"-Yeah, a lot of drink. -Well, then you're probably going to jail."
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"I'm gonna say that, judging by the look of this car,"
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"you can't afford my bribe."
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"That's too much, I think. Why so high?"
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"I feel like when I set the price up higher, it takes it out of the realm of petty crime"
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"Anywho, I'm still gonna need you to breathe into this for me."
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"(SNORING)"
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"-You're going to jail. Step out of the vehicle. -I don't want to."
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"-Might as well. -I can't."
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"I've made a terrible mistake."
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"Well, actually, it arouses me."
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"Please. Please let me help you."
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"-You'll drive? -Mark: Yeah. Good idea. Thank you."
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"(Laughing)"
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"-Stop Laughing. I'm gonna be sick. -You're gonna be fine."
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"-Where are we going? -To get rich."
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"We're not gonna throw it away."
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