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Clips from Seinfeld - The Checks (S08E08)

"-Listen, could I borrow some pillows? -What for?"
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"Well, my Japanese friends are gonna stay with me."
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"I thought they all had suites at the Plaza."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Jerry."
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"We all don't have checks rolling in like you do."
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"Well, what about all that money from the kimonos I wear?"
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"Well, they ran out of it."
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"I mean, Manhattan can be quite pricey, even with 50,000 yen."
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"Fifty thousand yen? Isn't that only a few hundred dollars?"
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"Evidently."
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"Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit."
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"My guests are very comfortable in them."
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"In them?"
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"You have them sleeping in drawers?"
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"They sleep in tiny, stacked cubicles all the time."
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"-They feel right at home. -This has international incident..."
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"-...written all over it. -Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"-Good night, Mr. Tanaka. -Good night."
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"-Good night, Mr. Oh. -Good night."
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"Good night, Mr. Yamaguchi."
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"-What is this? -Rice Krispies."
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"East meets West, Jerry."
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"It's a lovely little bureau-and-breakfast you're running."
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"Well, I'm off to the bank."
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"What do you think?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Witchy Woman is okay for you, but I've already got a song."
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"Oh, well, then how about Desperado?"
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"We can share it."
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"No. It's mine."
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"Here you go. Snap, crackle and pop."
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"Good morning, Mr. Oh. I gotta make up the drawer."
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"Come back in half-hour."
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"-Hey, I'll take one. -Well, look who's back."
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"Teddy, this is the guy says he invented the twirl."
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"What do you got in a push-button mini?"
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"Oh, yeah, sure. But where were you during the poncho craze of '84?"
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"I almost lost my house."
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"Umbrella, buddy?"
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"Now we got that damn urban sombrero to contend with."
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"Easy, Clicky."
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"I hear you're taking credit for the twirl."
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"Oh, it's so many years ago. Who cares?"
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"I care. Clicky cares."
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"-Look, could I just buy an umbrella? -Yeah, sure."
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"-Two hundred dollars. -What?"
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"Special price for a real foul-weather friend."
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"Hey, George. All right, how about that tour, huh?"
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"Kramer, it's-- It's raining. They got the tarp on the field."
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"Listen, George, what else can I do with these guys?"
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"Bear in mind, they're a little light on the yen."
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"Well, l-- I got the pilot of the Jerry show."
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"That's perfect. How would you guys like to watch..."
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"But we are also very hungry."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you guys just watch the tape..."
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"...and I'll get you some food."
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"-Go ahead. Yeah. -Please."
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"Hey, peanuts!"
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"George. George, got a minute?"
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"George, did you call some carpet cleaners?"
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"-Are they here? -They're in my office right now."
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"-They haven't said anything to you? -About what?"
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"What kind of a snobby, stuck-up cult is this?"
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"-Hey, Jerry. -Oh, hi, Brett."
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"Haven't you ever heard of an umbrella?"
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"I didn't have enough money."
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"Oh, no. Look at the checks. Hours of hard work ruined."
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"Don't worry. I can spot you the 1 2 cents."
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"No. It's not the money."
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"It's my hand. It's crippled from writing and writing."
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"Not at the moment, Brett."
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"I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here."
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"Thanks for stopping."
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"Brett said you ran away from him as if he were the boogity man?"
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"Boogeyman."
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"-Boogie? -I'm quite sure."
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"No. He blew out my Witchy Woman."
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"And he won't share Desperado."
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"Hey, what do you think of Oye Como Va?"
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"Well, I'm running out of guys here in this city, Jer."
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"Hey, great news."
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"Really? They bought the butler character?"
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"Did I tell you that story's relatable? That was a great show."
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"That is why I'm bringing it back to NBC."
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"-NBC? -Nakahama Broadcast Corporation."
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"But they told us we must go now."
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"Yeah, but now I have my own market research."
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"Actual Japanese viewers that loved the show."
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"-I'm gonna talk to Kramer. -Hey, George, do me a favor."
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"If they make you an offer, whatever it is, just take it."
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"Hey, by the way what'd you think of Miss Yoshimura?"
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"-Who? -The network executive."
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"Do you think she liked me?"
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"George, come on in. Come on."
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"-I want you to come in here. -Come on in, fat boy!"
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"All right."
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"Here you are."
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"-Where's the boys? -No, I let them sleep in."
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"I'm on my way to cash in their plane tickets for them."
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"They need a little food money."
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"-The meeting starts in 1 0 minutes. -Well, I set their alarm."
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"I'm calling Jerry."
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"-Yeah? -Jerry!"
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"The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub."
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"You gotta get them down here..."
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"...or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot."
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"Uncle Leo?"
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"All right, all right. I'll wake them up."
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"Testy."
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"Hello?"
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"-Mr. Jerry, open the drawer, please. -It's stuck."
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"The steam from the hot tub must have warped the wood."
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"-Pull harder. -I'm trying."
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"I can't get a grip. My hand's had kind of a bad week."
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"Very funny. But no joking, please."
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"Brett, believe me, you don't have to do this."
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"Elaine, I know he'll appreciate this."
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"It's not as nice as Kramer's cabinets, but it's a start."
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"Well, I promise you, Jerry is not jealous of Kramer's cabinets."
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"Move to the back of the drawers!"
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