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Clips from Rick and Morty - A Rickle in Time (S02E02)

"Man, that guy is the Redgren Grumbholdt"
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"Think for yourselves. Don't be sheep."
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"Your job was to put the mattress under Mr. Benson."
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"What the hell, hell, hell, hell, hell?"
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"Look."
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"Or, actually, I assume they both are and aren't, just like us."
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"I thought that's what a man's supposed to say."
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"Look, there's no time to hold me accountable, Morty."
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"in both possibilities at exactly the same time."
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"Which chair to sit in while I do everything?"
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"and you both want to be grandpa's favorite."
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"I need anaesthetic and deer saline."
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"And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time"
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"Think about getting in the cupboards, but don't really."
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"is that hunter's property regardless of how far it runs"
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"We can't make you stop the surgery,"
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"I will reach into heaven and yank your screaming deer soul back!"
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"Well, is there some way you can prove"
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"since, you know, I'm calling myself."
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"Just kidding! Ha, ha! You just got ricked."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard this one."
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"I'm from the fourth dimension."
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"I can hear all of y'all."
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"Hey, damn it."
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"He's got a giant testicle for a head."
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"Honey, it's gonna be okay."
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"These men are from the Cervine Institute"
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"Where your jurisdiction ends."
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"this animal can't be transferred"
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"Oh, man. Don't you have to fix, like, 30 of them?"
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"And then there's 31 other versions of me"
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"Where's the helicopter?"
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"Oh, really, Morty? Well, I'm sorry."
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"♪♪"
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"Be better than me."
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"- Yes! - Oh, yes!"
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"Yeah."
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"- Maybe? I think? - Shut up, Morty."
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"Where did you guys get those necklaces from?"
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"I'm gonna pee my pants!"
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"Hey, man, when the hell were you?"
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"Don't... mess... with time!"
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"Then you've been doing it wrong for six months."
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"Hey, don't shove me!"
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"but you have to understand that as far as grandpa's concerned,"
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"So, from now on, whatever we do, we have to be certain."
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"List... hey! Tw... ow!"
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"There he is. Stop, stop."
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"You're both young, you're both unsure"
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"- I didn't! - You didn't what?"
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"We've been split for 20 minutes and your lives"
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"All right, man, I'll talk to you later. Okay."
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"Eventually, everything either is or isn't."
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"My gun."
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"I have to admit,"
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"What the hell? What have you done to me, Morty?"
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"Th-th-th-the time fracture must have made him crazy!"
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"- Right. - Okay."
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"it was what I wanted to do, Morty."
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"about 6 million years ago."
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"Oh, lord, hear my prayers."
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"Were you trying to use this to..."
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"Hey, you... hey, quit yelling."
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"Aaah!"
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"Right."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"♪♪"
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"Actually, I've decided not to eat it."
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"God damn it."
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"You tried to kill yourself."
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"It won't close. It's broken."
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"A thing or two about... Wait, what?"
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"Yep, it really makes you appreciate how fickle the universe can be."
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"Holy [bleep]!"
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"Yes, Beth."
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"Because you want grandpa all to yourself!"
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"or also when eating them at also any meal."
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"- Whoa! - You see that? Get down!"
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"I don't know what to do!"
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"you're not a threat to yourself and others anymore?"
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"Hey, Rick, it's... You get the idea."
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"You know, words hurt."
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"could ever have on is if it was stolen."
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"Mm."
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"I cannot argue that."
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"- What's happening? - Time is falling apart."
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"- Actually, make it a flat-head. - Actually, make it a Phillips."
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"There is no helicopter."
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"Huh? Wait a minute."
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"How come our collars aren't green?"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, sweet Jesus, please let me live."
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"Hey, man. Remember me?"
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"but our time's gonna need a little time to, you know, stabilize."
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"Shut up, Morty, you vindictive little turd!"
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"Your parents get to exist."
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"They'll know. Wait, wait."
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"Michael."
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"Shh, shh!"
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"Oh, is there where you think I'm going?"
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"That's the difference between you and me."
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"so I can bring you back to certain time."
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"just stick it back together with this?"
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"All right, fine. Summer, Morty, put them on."
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"- Yes, we're back! - No more cats!"
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"I'm really uncertain about everything,"
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"But these arms are vestigial!"
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"Summer, Morty, take off your collars."
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"Oh, no, what are you doing?"
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"Ow! I'm defeated."
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"that have to also fix three, for a total of 96."
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"Whatever."
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"How petty would I have to be to care less"
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"One last stop."
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"Obviously because someone doesn't know how to put"
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"Not today, bitch!"
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"- Rick! - Morty!"
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"Yes! [Bleep] you, God!"
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"- What? - What the hell are you doing?"
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"Good question. I suppose the answer is I'm not certain."
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