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Clips from Rick and Morty - A Rickle in Time (S02E02)

"The whole point of freezing time was to stop giving a [bleep]."
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"It also means don't touch your parents,"
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"- Wait a minute, what? - And away we go!"
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"- Shhh. - Shush, Morty."
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"Too much to hug you, though."
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"If I find a single thing out of place in this house,"
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"my love of ice cream won't save you."
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"I'm not stupid."
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"of pretending he knows what's going on."
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"- Oh, you agree, huh? - It's funny."
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"One minute you're falling off a roof for six months,"
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"the next minute, bam!"
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"- What's your problem? - What's yours?"
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"Wh-whoa, whoa!"
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"Oh, God. Oh, no. What did you guys just do?"
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"- What did who do? - What do you mean?"
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"- Wait, what am I saying? - Were either"
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"Oh, man, I don't feel good."
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"All right, both of you just don't move."
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"- What'd you do, Morty? - I'm gonna help grandpa."
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"- What are you talking about? - What's that mean?"
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"Our time is fractured... You two somehow created"
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"a feedback look of uncertainty that split our reality"
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"We're entirely hypothetical."
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"But I thought there were infinite time lines?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Are those cats?"
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"Mom and dad? Get your head out of your family's ass."
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"- Whoa! - Aaah!"
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"- What happened? - I hit a deer."
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"We... we have to tell the cops you were driving."
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"Do I, uh, get, uh, a big rock, or...?"
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"but I... I think we have to just..."
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"And even if we were in a hospital, what could we do?"
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"This is why you don't freeze time, you guys."
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"It's incredibly irresponsible."
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"I'm probably about to press this button"
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"And away we go."
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"Huh, what do you know. It's working."
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"Good, I'm glad it was painful. You deserve it."
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"are already scattered to the quantum [bleep] wind?"
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"What the hell do either of you two"
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"have to be so uncertain about? Your brand of zit cream?"
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"- Come on, spit it out! - Well, you don't exactly make it easy, Rick."
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"You make fun of me all the time... You're always picking on me..."
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"Could you get more excited to see me fail?"
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"about your place in the universe,"
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"you're both pieces of shit. Yeah."
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"Three."
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"I mean it's been shot with a gun."
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"May I help you, sir?"
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"Look, I don't know what the law says about this,"
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"I'm calling my lawyer."
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"Diabolical, unfeeling sociopath."
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"- Rick, what the hell are you doing? - Saving our lives!"
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"I told you, he's a psycho. He's lost it!"
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"- I don't know what to do! - Oh, crap!"
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"We're outnumbered. Get in the cupboards."
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"You want to see children die?!"
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"You son of a bitch."
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"I'm here to notify you, ma'am, that in this county,"
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"or who intercepts it before it dies."
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"Well, maybe you're right."
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"Well, if all of me knocked out all the Ricks,"
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"I think I'm certain we're effed in the a."
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"Oh, God, my head."
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"O-only in self-defense."
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"two times bigger and we've got half as much time to solve it."
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"It's basic math. C-can somebody just let me out of here?"
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"Oh, for God's sake. All right, here."
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"- You've reached Rick's voice-mail. - You know what to do."
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"Listen, I'm sorry about earlier. No hard feelings."
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"I know you know I mean it, too. Take it easy."
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"Hey, Rick. It's Rick."
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"W-we're cool now."
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"- Holy! - A monster!"
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"You broke your time twice."
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"How did this happen?"
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"Now let's just see what we got here for a second."
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"For all we know, he could be the David Berkowitz of nutsackland."
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"Shut up. Here, put these on."
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"See, now... Now look right here."
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"Exactly. 'Cause you're being obstinate."
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"Well, since you're going to time prison,"
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"I'd say you can keep them on forever."
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"you got that crystal over there,"
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"but the only way your dumb-ass assin' ass asses"
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"but they don't exactly sell them at Costco."
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"No, no, no, no! You better keep back!"
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"into a third-trimester fetus from 30 yards."
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"I guess that's the end of that."
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"There is just one more thing."
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"verbally confirms their inability to provide adequate care."
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"You heard the man, horse doctor."
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"No, if you get to the dolphin people, you gone too far."
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"to third-dimensional life forms in time prison?"
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"You think I want to be an omniscient immortal being"
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"I got ambitions, man."
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"- You really think I'm that stupid? - All right, hear me out on this."
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"including turning around to look behind you."
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"Chris!"
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"Stop it!"
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"Yes! I'm 100% not sure about anything!"
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"Yeah, totally uncertain."
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"We've got to get back to certainty quick."
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"Morty, I have to fix three of them."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Look, I know I was kind of a nuisance today."
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"But you'd still be the woman I married."
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"And there is no Cervine Institute."
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"I'm looking at her."
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"You better get moving."
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"You're welcome."
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"Okay, collars are done. Put them on."
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"We're out of time. It's ironic, huh?"
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"- Great. - Rick!"
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"It won't latch closed around my neck."
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"- Oh, are you kidding me? - Geez, what's going on?"
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"Don't blame this on me. You're the one that couldn't fix a latch."
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"What are you talking about? It's not broken, Morty."
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