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Clips from Married with Children - The Gypsy Cried (S03E03)

"and nobody has died yet."
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"Guess who just kicked the bucket."
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"Only the man with the best parking space at the bank."
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"Meet the new man with the best parking space at the bank."
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"[CACKLES]"
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"See you at the funeral, Simpson!"
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"what she was talking about."
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"She sure did."
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"I won $200 on a horse."
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"Yeah, and I--"
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"I got..."
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"I got the best guy in the whole world."
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"So we're all winners!"
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"Why is everyone looking at me?"
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"Because you're up next."
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"Smooth, Al."
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"Don't you think she knows disaster is gonna happen to her?"
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"Yeah, maybe it's not even safe to have her in our house."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm not taking her to my house."
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"I don't even want her around my parking space."
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"[MEN LAUGH]"
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"Well, aren't we the merry widower?"
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"Oh, buck up, cupcake."
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"he's been saving"
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"Shaking, vomiting."
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"Perhaps if an eye dropped out."
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"Your boss, Mr. Vandergelder, called,"
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"and of all the employees at your bank,"
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"he wants you to accompany him"
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"at the Women in Banking Convention."
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"Really? Me?"
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"I'm so honored."
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"Ha!"
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"I spit in Madame Olga's eye."
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"[SPITS]"
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"Stupid gypsy."
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"Let her rot in hell,"
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"because I'm going to the top."
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"Where and when, Steve?"
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"Tomorrow night, 7:30, New York City."
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"I love New York City."
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"If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere."
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"How am I going to make it there, Steve?"
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"On a plane, you're flying."
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"So that's how you're gonna die."
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"I'm not going to New York, Steve."
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"No, Steve,"
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"spiraling down to earth in a fiery hell"
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"is not really good for my career."
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"I know what's going to happen."
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"The plane will crash in the ocean."
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"Then we'll all scamper for lifeboats."
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"The big girls will push me aside,"
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"like they did in school during fire drills."
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"I remember those drills."
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"Orderly exit, my ass!"
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"They trampled me"
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"like peanut shells on the floor of a cheap bar!"
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"Uh, Marcie,"
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"you can't refuse your boss."
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"Mr. Vanderdoody..."
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"of the Daughters of the American Revolution Vanderdoodys."
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"Oh, to hell with my career."
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"Steve, let me talk some sense into her."
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"Marcie, you're worried over nothing."
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"Worse thing that could happen,"
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"you'd hit a mountain and disintegrate."
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"Oh, honey, all that wisdom,"
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"and yet we live amongst the common people."
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"Marcie,"
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"Millions of people fly every day."
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"and buy insurance."
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"I'll take insurance with me."
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"Uh, won't it burn in the wreck, sweetie?"
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"I don't mean that kind of insurance, vulture."
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"I'm taking you with me."
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"All of you."
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"You're having good luck."
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"Nothing can happen to you,"
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"so we'll all fly to New York together."
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"We'll pay."
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"We're going to New York."
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"Free!"
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"Well, I guess"
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"if it'll make you feel safer,"
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"we can afford four coach tickets."
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"Excuse me, here, Steve."
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"Bundys don't fly coach."
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"No, we fly first class, or we don't fly."
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"Done."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Yes, Mr. Vandergelder."
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"Once we're in the air, I'll want coffee."
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"They have flight attendants for that."
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"Yes, Mr. Vandergelder."
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"And, Miss Rhoades,"
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"I just finished reading my speech that you wrote."
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"I don't like it."
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"Would you please redo it"
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"and make more references to me"
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"and to my tremendous commitment to the women's movement."
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"Yes, Mr. Vandergelder."
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"God, I hate him."
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"I'd like to punch him"
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"Miss Rhoades."
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"Yes, sir?"
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"Once we're in New York,"
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"Yes, perhaps a picture"
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"of you and your... old army buddy."
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"How you doing over there, Fluffy?"
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"How am I doing what?"
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"Now, what do you think, Peg?"
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"Could we live in that VIP lounge"
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"They threw us out"
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"after you overflowed the toilet."
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"Look at those poor slobs back in coach,"
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"sitting like cattle."
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"Moo!"
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"Oh..."
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