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Clips from Married with Children - The Gypsy Cried (S03E03)

"Al, that's not nice."
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"Boy, the seats are big up here in first class!"
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"Hey, Marce."
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"Hey, check out the old guy"
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"sitting next to his granddaughter"
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"over there."
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"[INAUDIBLE]"
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"Aw, Peg, come on."
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"She's probably just"
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"his personal flotation device."
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"Ah...mmm."
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"Please buckle your seat belt."
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"Excuse me."
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"Is the pilot any good?"
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"Oh, he's fantastic."
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"His hands are gentle but, oh, so rough."
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"I meant, can he fly the plane?"
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"CAPTAIN: Hello, ladies and gentlemen."
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"That's it?"
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"No "Have a pleasant flight?""
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"No "Marcie Rhoades is not going to die"?"
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"Marce, you're a little loud over there."
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"Now, listen, you're flying first class."
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"Let's act like you've done this"
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"a couple of times before."
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"Hey, waitress!"
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"some complimentary in-flight slippers."
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"If you'd care to take off your shoes and relax."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Mmm."
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"Hey, stewardess."
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"I mean, it's free up here, isn't it?"
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"Mmm."
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"Ah. Feeling better, honey?"
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"Fine, fine."
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"Not dead or anything."
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"I told you that gypsy fortune teller"
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"was just a bunch of hooey."
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"We're starting our initial descent over--"
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"Whoa! Frank, turn off the intercom."
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"What are we going to do?"
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"You know I stink at landings."
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"You took the test for me."
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"Give me some gin and turn the intercom back on."
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"We're encountering a little mild turbulence."
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"So for your safety,"
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"fasten seat belts, extinguish all cigarettes and--"
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"Ah, what the hell, light up."
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"Peggy, this is it!"
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"We're going down!"
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"* Hey, hey, Paula I wanna marry you *"
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"* Hey, hey, Paul I wanna marry you too *"
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"Steve,"
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"I just want you to know"
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"I love you."
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"And if only one of us has to go,"
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"Miss Rhoades..."
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"this speech is still unacceptable."
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"Do it over before we land."
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"Can you believe this guy?"
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"Miss Rhoades, get me a pillow."
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"and he wants a pillow."
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"You fat pig!"
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"I work my fingers to the bone for you."
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"I'm a bank manager, damn it,"
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"not your handmaiden,"
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"but do you appreciate me?"
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"No!"
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"It's always, "Get me coffee."
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""Write my speech."
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""Here comes my wife."
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"and I'm sick of you, Vanderdoody!"
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"I've done a lot of low things for you,"
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"but when I meet my maker"
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"in a few minutes,"
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"and he asks if I've done anything good,"
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"I'll say, "Yes. I did this.""
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"CAPTAIN: Well, we seemed to pull out of that one."
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"we're on our final approach to JFK,"
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"and we'll be landing in 10 minutes."
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"I hope you enjoyed your trip."
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"We're gonna live!"
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"We can't!"
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"You said we were gonna crash!"
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"Now you say we're not!"
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"What kind of a pilot are you?"
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"Steve, I'm never flying this airline again."
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"[GROANS]"
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"Oh, Steve..."
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"what have I done?"
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"I'm ruined."
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"This is what the gypsy meant:"
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"disaster, the end of my career."
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"I know his first words will be,"
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""You're fired.""
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"Play your cards right,"
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"you might even get a promotion."
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"I split his lip like a bunny, Steve."
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"Yes,"
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"but you know something about Mr. Vandergelder"
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"What's that?"
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"The Fluffster."
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"* I got you To understand *"
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"*I got you Na, na, na, na, na *"
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"[BOTH HUMMING OFF-KEY]"
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"BOTH: * I got you, babe *"
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"* Babe *"
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"* I got you, babe **"
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"I suppose you need it more than I do."
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"Don't worry."
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"Sit down."
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"But I don't know what good it will do."
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"No one, really."
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"Well, like I said,"
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"Daddy has a piece of good news"
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"Oh, Al!"
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"right in the middle of his fat face."
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"or what?"
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