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Clips from Married with Children - The House That Peg Lost (S03E03)

"and say hi to Mr. Days Gone By."
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"The failures of our former classmates"
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"were even greater than we'd hoped and dreamed."
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"Yeah, remember that hotshot visual-aids captain,"
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"He's a tow truck operator now."
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"Yeah. Steal my compass, will you?"
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"Well, rot in hell, Belsky."
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"What about that snot-nosed pompom slut,"
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"Courtney Pierce?"
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""Most Likely to Succeed.""
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"and bagging groceries for $3.20 an hour."
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"To laugh and point at the pitiful."
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"You know, Al, the wretches, the failures,"
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"The people who haven't accomplished a damn thing"
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"I, uh..."
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"Uh, I'm sorry, Al."
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"You know, Barney Rubble wasn't much,"
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"but at least he was supportive, Steve."
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"Marcie, let's go home,"
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"some of our old classmates' credit ratings"
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"on the computer,"
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"We'll make a bed of our negotiable securities..."
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"and do the wild thing."
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"any negotiable securities, Al?"
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"Because my wild thing broke me."
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"Now, get this straight, Peg."
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"There's is no way I'm going to this reunion."
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"Listen, Al,"
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"You said, "I'm not taking you to the prom.""
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"You said,"
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""I'll only be a shoes salesman"
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"till I get my feet off the ground.""
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"You said,"
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""I don't know what's wrong. I'm just tired.""
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"I'm not saying "fine" anymore."
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"We are going to this reunion,"
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"and you're gonna be proud of me,"
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"and I am gonna be proud of you,"
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"because when people ask what you do for a living,"
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"you're going to say you're a garbage man."
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"Can't we just forget about the good times"
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"and get on with our lives?"
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"No, Al."
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"[SWEETLY] Oh, come on, puddin',"
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"my little-wittle hunky bear."
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"Peg, don't do this to me."
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"You know it shrivels up all my working parts."
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"My yummy-wummy hairy tummy,"
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"Please."
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"Oh, honey,"
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"I'll be a good girl for the rest of my life."
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"I promise,"
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"and I'll never ask you for anything ever, ever again."
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"Okay, donkey-wonkey?"
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"Just shut up, all right?"
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"there are going to be a few rules."
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"First, I don't want you talking"
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"to any of your old friends,"
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"particularly that little weasel, Eli."
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"Hey, Eli was a good guy, Peg."
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"Good guys don't say,"
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""Hey, Bundy, I got 20 riding on you."
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"Lower your head and run into a brick wall.""
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"No one had ever done that before."
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"You know, I like to think if you hadn't,"
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"you might actually have been a garbage man."
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"Rule number two,"
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"Jack."
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"I don't like Jack."
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"I'd make the team, he'd make the team."
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"He passed a gallstone,"
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"I married you."
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"We could never settle that tie."
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"we were going to fight it out in the schoolyard,"
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"me and him, till one of us dropped."
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"Yeah, I think that something was Eli"
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"I was 2 inches short of that, Peg."
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"If my toe had just cleared that driver's nose,"
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"and my fight with Jack,"
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"and played college ball,"
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"and married a debutante,"
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"and been rich and famous."
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"I got no complaints."
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"[BAND PLAYING FUN, FESTIVE SONG]"
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"* I say shotgun *"
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"* Shoot 'em Now you're gonna *"
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"* Bap bah *"
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"* Do the jerk, baby *"
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"* Do the dirty dog *"
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"* Da da da do Do-whoo, do-whoo *"
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"* Do do do do Doo-doo, doo-doo *"
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"* Do do do do Doo-doo, doo-doo *"
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"* Do do do do Doo-doo, doo-doo **"
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"[SPARSE CLAPPING]"
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"Okay, Al,"
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"let's go over this one more time."
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"Now, what do you do for a living?"
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"[FLATLY] Garbage man."
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"How often do we make love?"
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"Five times a year."
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"It's five times a week, Al."
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"Oh, come on, Peg, no one's going to believe that."
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"I'm not asking you to do it. Just say it."
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"None."
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"Okay, I think we're ready. Let's go."
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"Oh, this is going to be so much fun."
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"for caring enough to bring me."
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"Peggy Wanker!"
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"Oh, there's the girls!"
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"Step aside, bozo."
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"Oh, Peggy, you look exactly the Same."
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"Hey, whatever happened"
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"to that good-looking sex machine"
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"you were sporting around town?"
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"You know, Todd Fleming?"
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"Well, I thought I could do better."
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"I was wrong."
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"This is my husband, Al."
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