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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Slapsgiving (S03E03)

"General Knowledge"
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"but after the first year i get a major pay raise"
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"We just let it slide"
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"Brosnan."
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"What?"
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"Canadian Thanksgiving celebrates explorer Martin Frobisher's valiant yet"
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"A yearlier, Marshall made a bet with Barney and won the right to slap him five times."
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"And the second."
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"No, no."
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"I like Halloween very much. Is nice."
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"That's not allowed."
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"If you're trying to freak me out about spending Thanksgiving..."
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"Slapsgiving."
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"But when your ex is dating someone new, your..."
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"mind tends to accentuate their flaws."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"You ought to be stoked I found my bliss."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"How are you guys not seeing this?"
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"Hey, uh, what time are you guys going to Robin's?"
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, when I pulled you out of that burning wreckage,"
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"No, I'm not going to wear the medal of honor."
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"Thank you, Mr. President."
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"After a very long night, it was finally the big holiday."
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"and hack you all up with a machete."
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"You may not realize this, but since we broke up,"
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"we don't have a damn thing to say to each other."
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"I mean, what decent human being would want to..."
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"- he always does when there's an awkward silence."
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"Yep."
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"Why don't we put that one in first?"
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"I just like smelling it."
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"It's like eating with your nose."
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"So we're making a pie for Bob."
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"You know, you could have just told me it was for Bob."
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"Upset me?"
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"Because he's a thousand years old."
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"we can only talk about the first Thanksgiving,"
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"It's mean."
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"Well, how come we're all allowed to bust on Barney when he dates some skanktron,"
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"I don't know. I'm sorry."
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"you're dating another man..."
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"Probably... Not?"
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"and when I tried to pull away, you kept your hand on my neck."
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"Oh, come on! You leaned into it."
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"so he just..."
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"Why can't I?"
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"but you are not allowed to slap my mind! Good day!"
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"and you're not even trying to be a part of it!"
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"as Slap Bet Commissioner, I'm issuing a ruling."
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"Thanksgiving is a day of peace."
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"We's gonna get silly, bitches."
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"We can't be alone together, can we?"
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"Oh, what do we do now?"
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"Okay."
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"So we sat down to our first Thanksgiving together as a group..."
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"This is rad!"
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"And then a funny thing happened..."
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"and Bob."
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"Hey, check it out!"
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"The slap will occur in ten..."
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"And as a special, added bonus, I've composed a song just for this occasion."
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"* You feel the blood rush to your cheek *"
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"* Tears start to fill your eyes *"
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"* But you can't speak, you're tryin' *"
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"* Oh, you're tryin' *"
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"* Wait, you just got... *"
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"that's the general idea"
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"Back when we were dating, Robin and I had this running joke"
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"Yes it does everyone knows that it's like general knowledge"
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"And we did it all the time"
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"Isn't it sad that I mean in 2007 some countries..."
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"actually still condone corporal punishment"
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"Corporal Punishment"
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"Because once you start, it's surprisingly hard to stop"
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"Oh man I got kernel stuck in my teeth"
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"Kernel stuck in my teeth"
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"But now we were broken up so when Marshall said"
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"You see on the surface, Robin and I look like we were doing great"
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"But the truth is trying to be friends with your ex is a lot hard than it looks."
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"You can't be as candid as you used to be."
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"So then this hot intern leans over my desk,"
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"I can totally see she has a pierced..."
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"Pierce Brosnan is my favorite of all the Bonds."
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"But most importantly, you can never, ever be alone together."
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"I gotta go."
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"I'm gonna go pay."
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"- I'm gonna help Marshall pay. - I'm gonna help Lily pee."
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"All right, we have a turkey."
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"Yeah, we do."
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"Yeah, this is gonna be the best Slapsgiving ever."
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"I said this is going to be the best Thanksgiving ever."
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"Yeah, this is going to be great."
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"Just the five of us, right?"
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"You've been on, like, three dates with that guy."
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"We haven't even met him."
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"Well, he didn't have anywhere else to go, and I didn't know what to say."
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"- Is it really that big a deal? - Yes."
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"This is our first Thanksgiving."
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"Oh, there's the four people I love most in the world.And Bob."
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"Real Thanksgiving happened over a month ago."
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"the real Thanksgiving?"
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"Oh, hey, by the way, if anyone wants to come over early Thursday,"
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"we can watch the Slapsgiving Day Parade."
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"Well, there, you said it again."
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"Said what?"
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"Slapsgiving."
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"Kids, you remember the slap bet."
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"But Marshall had something special in store for the third."
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"The countdown ends at 3:00 p.m. the day after Thanksgiving."
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"I counted it out."
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"How many days are in October?"
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"Is also tomorrow."
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"Damn it!"
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"Wait, you're gonna slap me on Thanksgiving?"
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"Slapsgiving."
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"china for the first time wants to say hell, no,"
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"but yeah, I'm going to allow it."
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"Well, you know what?"
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