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Clips from MacGruber (2010)

"Yes! Yes, he's dead!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, my God. I thought we were goners."
MacGruber (2010)
"You're wearing a bulletproof vest? Awesome!"
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"What, you didn't know?"
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"No, of course I knew."
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"I knew the whole time, yeah."
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"No. Why?"
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"- I did not! No, I didn't! - Yes, you did!"
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"Vicki, did I just use him as a human shield?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah, you kind of did."
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"Pull over."
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"- Pull over! - Fine."
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"Did you just kick my car? Oh, no, you don't."
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"No, you don't! Real mature!"
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"Bye, Piper! Get home safe!"
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"Yeah."
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"It's nothing. MacGruber, you've been shot!"
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"Don't say that."
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"Come inside. Let me get that bullet out of you."
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"This is gonna sting a little."
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"Do you want to bite down on this?"
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"I don't know what happened back there."
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"Everybody makes mistakes."
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"No."
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"Yes."
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"You're an amazing man."
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"You're smart and brave."
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"Yeah."
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"Casey was a very lucky woman to have a guy like you."
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"Well, you're a very special woman, too."
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"Tell me, why didn't you ever settle down?"
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"He's taken."
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"Oh."
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"He's married?"
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"He was."
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"But she's still in his heart, God rest her soul."
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"I just hope he doesn't blame himself..."
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"for her getting blown up at their wedding."
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"Maybe."
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"I got it."
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"Sorry."
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"when a beautiful woman uses a pair of pliers near my balls."
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"Thank you."
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"No."
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"Leave it open."
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"I like holes."
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"I'm a virgin."
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"Not for long."
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"I'm going to spill it."
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"What? I'm going to fill you up!"
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"Okay. Just let me do the talking. Sorry."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"You were amazing."
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"I have to go."
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"What's wrong?"
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"I have to go."
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"MacGruber!"
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"MacGruber! Wait!"
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"I'm so sorry, Casey."
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"I can't help but feel that l've betrayed you."
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"It's okay, MacGruber."
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"Casey?"
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"It's okay."
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"But I can't do that to you."
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"You have to move on with your life."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"Yeah!"
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"Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!"
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"I'm going to fucking shoot."
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"I'm gonna shoot, too."
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"I shot."
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"I did, too."
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"Now go, MacGruber."
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"Oh, and Casey?"
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"Go for Grubes."
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"Look, I just wanted to apologize"
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"and give you the good news."
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"I'm all ears."
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"that Russian special forces have recovered the X-5."
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"That's great!"
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"I want to be there when you take Cunth down."
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"He's not involved."
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"It was Chechen rebels."
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"Yeah, as clean as a pig dick."
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"Look, Jim, this has gotta be some kind of distraction..."
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"so he can use the X-5."
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"And my gut tells me he's gonna use it soon."
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"Jim! Jim! Cunth is gonna nuke the State of the Union!"
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"I'm gonna go save the world."
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"Hey, what the fuck?"
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"Fuck you, asshole!"
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"That's my car!"
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"I'm sorry, Jim. I had no choice."
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"Vicki."
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"I'm so sorry, Vicki."
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"What the hell?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Songs for My Gruber."
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"Hello, MacGruber."
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"Cunth. What did you do with Vicki?"
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"Oh, I haven't seen her."
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"Listen to me, Cunth."
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"Look, if you care at all about Vicki's cell phone..."
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"into a million, trillion little pieces."
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"Do you understand me?"
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"Vicki's cell phone is Vicki, right?"
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"Dieter, wait!"
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"I just wanted to say that it's been really good..."
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"to mix it up with you."
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"And, you know..."
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"I think that you would admit that we make..."
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"And, you know..."
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"Cunth, one more thing."
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"Uh..."
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"and shove it in your mouth!"
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"Thanks for doing this, Pi."
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"And, look..."
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"It was a real rookie maneuver."
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"I'm not doing this for you."
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"I'm doing it for all the innocent people out there..."
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"whose lives are at stake."
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