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Clips from MacGruber (2010)

"So in a way, you are doing it for me."
MacGruber (2010)
"And I thank you for that."
MacGruber (2010)
"And I rip throats."
MacGruber (2010)
"I seriously doubt it."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, you do? Well, then, I guess you'll see."
MacGruber (2010)
"Sorry to bother you, sir, but... Colonel?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Looks like 11, 12 that l can see."
MacGruber (2010)
"But there will be more inside."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, I hope they got a ditch dug out back for all the bodies."
MacGruber (2010)
"Otherwise things are going to get real smelly here later on."
MacGruber (2010)
"No, just let him pass."
MacGruber (2010)
"We don't want to attract any more attention."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, get used to it, 'cause that's my main move."
MacGruber (2010)
"Down, now."
MacGruber (2010)
"We need a new point of entry."
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"Vicki, Vicki, Vicki."
MacGruber (2010)
"Always the bridesmaid, never the bride."
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"What was that? Didn't quite catch that."
MacGruber (2010)
"Stick it where the sun don't shine, Dieter."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, yeah? Where might that be?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Now, I know MacGruber's after you."
MacGruber (2010)
"And I can't wait. You know why?"
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"'Cause I'm going to watch him watch me"
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"I'm going to watch me kill him..."
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"in front of a mirror."
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"I hope there's something good on."
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"I'm told the President is about to enter the chamber."
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"Oh, good. I love disaster movies."
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"Here he is, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"And then I told her, ''Not for long,'' and then we rammed."
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"You what? Yeah, I humped her."
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"'cause I don't want to diminish its beauty in any way."
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"Yeah, sounds really special. Thanks."
MacGruber (2010)
"This looks like the main duct."
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"We should be right underneath the control room."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, yeah. You ready?"
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"Time to go pound some Cunth."
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"Yeah."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"Is it?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah. I know good lines. I'm really good with them."
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"I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know."
MacGruber (2010)
"Miller, are you there?"
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"Cool."
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"The turkey?"
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"Yeah, it's a bowling term for when you get three strikes in a row."
MacGruber (2010)
"And I applied that to throat rips."
MacGruber (2010)
"But if ripping throats gets that warhead back..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Rip as many throats as I have to."
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"- Did you hear that? - No."
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"Awesome! Check this out."
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"Hey, Cunth."
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"It's me, MacGruber!"
MacGruber (2010)
"And I am with my brother from another mother..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Lieutenant Dixon Piper."
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"What are you... Let me do this. What are you..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Just lick it up. Back on the air, fuckface!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Kill him."
MacGruber (2010)
"Now, look. Even though there are only two of us here in this,"
MacGruber (2010)
"call it a control room, we are going to destroy you."
MacGruber (2010)
"So anyways, come on over to the control room."
MacGruber (2010)
"We'll be waiting, and we have a little surprise for you."
MacGruber (2010)
"Pretty good idea, huh?"
MacGruber (2010)
"or the water ambush?"
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"Machine room! Go!"
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"I don't fucking believe it."
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"Okay, okay. Okay, here goes."
MacGruber (2010)
"I think I actually got him, but you're doing a great job."
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"and whatever you do, just keep shooting."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
MacGruber (2010)
"That was a close one."
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"We got company."
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"Nice gun butt."
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"One of us should probably finish him off."
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"I mean, yeah, but l know you're not into it, so.. ."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"No, thank you. For trying to save my life."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, I owed you one."
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"Vicki!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Ah! MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"You guys hungry? You want a potsticker, a Molson?"
MacGruber (2010)
"We made a pretty substantial Costco run."
MacGruber (2010)
"Constantine, would you be a lamb and take these two..."
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"Kneel."
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"First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me."
MacGruber (2010)
"I want my mommy!"
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"What, is MacGruber gonna rip my throat out?"
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"Tonight!"
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"but I've already got other plans."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh! See, in about four minutes..."
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"Uh... Someone pays me to do it."
MacGruber (2010)
"You see, I can't say who 'cause that would be gossiping."
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"You make me sick."
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"How could you do this?"
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"Your trampy, backstabbing wife."
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"Not according to your manifesto."
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"Your manifesto."
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"you blame the government for the death of Casey..."
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"and you're going to make them pay dearly for it."
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"Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that."
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"I'm being framed by somebody. I don't know who it is..."
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"but you gotta believe me! This has been a big misunderstanding..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, my God! It's me. I'm writing it."
MacGruber (2010)
"You son of a bitch! You'll never get away with this."
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"Oh, God. Colonel Faith knows all about this, and he is going to..."
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"- Colonel Faith? - He's dead."
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"Am I?"
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"Is that an invitation?"
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"Ew! No."
MacGruber (2010)
"But first, there's something I've been wanting..."
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"Anyone up for a little trim?"
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"I just want you to look good in your coffin."
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"Don't fucking do it, Cunth! Don't do it!"
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"Boys."
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"Oh, look at me!"
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"Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl."
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"Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record."
MacGruber (2010)
"Let's move!"
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"All right. Don't worry, gang."
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