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Clips from MacGruber (2010)

"I'm all in."
MacGruber (2010)
"The Senator's all in for $750,000."
MacGruber (2010)
"Call."
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"Straight flush. Damn it!"
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"Thank you, MacGruber."
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"You just made me a teeny-weeny bit wealthier than I already am."
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"Well, I'm sure you'll find something useful to do with it."
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"Thank you."
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"Hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am."
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"Hello."
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"He killed my wife."
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"Where's the X-5?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Where's the fucking warhead?"
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"I never said it was nuclear."
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"Oh, really. That's too bad."
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah, it's too bad for you. 'Cause they were a part..."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I had assembled the greatest dream team of thugs..."
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"and I also had some homemade C-4."
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"And I lost them all."
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"You're shitting me. You're shitting me!"
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"Oh, no, wait. That didn't happen to me..."
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"Fuck you, Cunth."
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"Not only do I have Vicki St. Elmo..."
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"Maybe you've heard of her?"
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"I mean, this guy's the real deal."
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"You're lying. And you're a piece of shit."
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"We're all done here."
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"Would you show Mr. MacGruber the door?"
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"Let me tell you how this is gonna go down."
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"First l'm gonna kick you in the chin..."
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"breaking your jaw in four places."
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"and then knee your nose into your brain, killing you instantly."
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"I do wanna get throat rip in here."
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"I think that's gonna be you, small fry."
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"My fucking back."
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"You did not just do that. That is a Blaupunkt!"
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"You owe me a Blaupunkt!"
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"I'm not sure I can do this."
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"Vicki, where are you?"
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"Don't do it for yourself. Do it for your family."
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"Good night, Senator."
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"- I got thrown through a window. - Shh."
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"And it's broken, and I'm really fucking bummed about it."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber, I'm watching Senator Garver talk to Constantine Bach."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, well, I'm glad that you're having so much fun"
MacGruber (2010)
"checking out all the cute guys at the party, Vicki..."
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"but there's a nuclear threat going on..."
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"and we could use all the help we can get."
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"So can you please get out here?"
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"Fine."
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"First of all, great party."
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"Let's get that out of the way."
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"I particularly enjoyed being humiliated..."
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"By the way, does anyone know how he got in?"
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"He walked in the front door, sir."
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"I imagined there'd be a more complicated explanation than that."
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"Sorry, sir."
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"Jeff, there's no need to apologize."
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"I appreciate your honesty."
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"Sir."
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"Great."
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"Great, hang that in the foyer and go kill MacGruber."
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"I specifically told you not to go in there."
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"Agree to disagree, Jim."
MacGruber (2010)
"Mac, you've turned into a liability."
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"And l have no choice but to take you off this mission."
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"And this time, it's for real."
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"But he has the passcodes now!"
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"Jim, you can't do this."
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"I will let you fuck me."
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"I can't stop thinking about that envelope that Senator Garver got."
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"It's cute that you're still thinking about that, Vicki."
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"But, trust me, there's nothing to Garver."
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"No, you have nothing to be sorry about."
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"Both of you guys have just done a great job."
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"If there's anyone to blame here, it's me."
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"I've learned a lot."
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"All of it was what not to do..."
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"I'm gonna go use the ladies' room."
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"Number none-of-your-business."
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"That means number two."
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"Shut up!"
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"So when are you gonna make your move?"
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"Shut your butt!"
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"No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other."
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"good-looking, rocking bod..."
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"But l can very confidently tell you..."
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"that Vicki and I will never ever be like that."
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"Never ever say, Never ever."
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"No, this time I can."
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"After Casey, I made a promise to myself..."
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"that I would never be with another woman."
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"Must have been really hard."
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"Believe it or not, we were very close friends."
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"Then after graduation, he got engaged to her."
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"He asked me to be his best man..."
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"and right about that time..."
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"I started banging her and mowing her box."
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"She was actually the first person..."
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"I felt comfortable enough around..."
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"to let eat out my butt."
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"Anyway, shortly thereafter..."
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"I asked her to terminate it, obviously..."
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"so we could start fresh."
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"And she agreed."
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"And he took that from me."
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"That's really fucked up."
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"Thanks."
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"And I need to apologize for something."
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"I treated you so badly."
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"I guess l just felt threatened by you, believe it or not."
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"And I'm not used to feeling that way."
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"I'm fucking MacGruber."
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"Water under the bridge."
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"You know it!"
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"Shh."
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"We got company."
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"Piper! No!"
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