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Clips from MacGruber (2010)

"Well, what do you know? It's already routed."
MacGruber (2010)
"What do you say we go get ourselves some passcodes?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah, but if Hoss doesn't show up, they'll abort the drop."
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay, now, before we do this, any questions?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Because you're good at what you do."
MacGruber (2010)
"And why do I have to be you?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay."
MacGruber (2010)
"Then it's three on three."
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay, so once we take out the guards..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Vicki will walk in dressed as Hoss..."
MacGruber (2010)
"and then we'll just..."
MacGruber (2010)
"you know, see what happens."
MacGruber (2010)
"- You ready? - Wait."
MacGruber (2010)
"Wait, so we're just gonna wing it?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Piper, there's a big difference between winging it..."
MacGruber (2010)
"and seeing what happens."
MacGruber (2010)
"Now let's see what happens."
MacGruber (2010)
"- No, thanks. - What?"
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGrubie don't play like Homey."
MacGruber (2010)
"And Homey don't play like that."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm saying I don't use guns."
MacGruber (2010)
"So it's true what they say about you."
MacGruber (2010)
"Guns are for the weak. Guns are for the stupid."
MacGruber (2010)
"No offense."
MacGruber (2010)
"Let's see, what do we got in here?"
MacGruber (2010)
"What are you doing?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Making a little distraction."
MacGruber (2010)
"What the hell is that?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yes!"
MacGruber (2010)
"I gotta admit, that sort of worked."
MacGruber (2010)
"Sort of worked? I just killed three bad guys."
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay, now, piece of advice."
MacGruber (2010)
"you're gonna wanna go with the thick end."
MacGruber (2010)
"Seems counter-intuitive..."
MacGruber (2010)
"it just slides right out and you're..."
MacGruber (2010)
"You're wasting your time."
MacGruber (2010)
"Never ever say, Never ever. Okay, follow me."
MacGruber (2010)
"And if I'm not mistaken, which I never am..."
MacGruber (2010)
"that briefcase-carrying pile of shit has the passcodes."
MacGruber (2010)
"Do I really have to do this?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm still alive."
MacGruber (2010)
"Look, you're gonna be fine."
MacGruber (2010)
"This is just like Nicaragua."
MacGruber (2010)
"I got shot in Nicaragua."
MacGruber (2010)
"Don't worry, this is nothing like Nicaragua."
MacGruber (2010)
"This is so exciting."
MacGruber (2010)
"Remember, they think you're Hoss Bender..."
MacGruber (2010)
"so it's gonna take them a little while to..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Shit!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, hold on! Don't worry, I got this one."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hey, guys?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I lost the money."
MacGruber (2010)
"I peed them."
MacGruber (2010)
"Gross."
MacGruber (2010)
"I washed it."
MacGruber (2010)
"Looks like this cell phone's all we got."
MacGruber (2010)
"Then we better make the most of it."
MacGruber (2010)
"'Cause at this point, this is our only connection to the X-5."
MacGruber (2010)
"Holy shit! It's ringing! Vicki, call tracer."
MacGruber (2010)
"Call tracer."
MacGruber (2010)
"Set to jet, MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"Now remember, MacGruber..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Don't worry. I've done this before."
MacGruber (2010)
"and if you don't tell me who this is..."
MacGruber (2010)
"He hung up. Did you get it?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah. But you gotta keep them on the phone for at least 20 seconds."
MacGruber (2010)
"That was 20. That was maybe three."
MacGruber (2010)
"Shit! You're right. Shit, shit, shit!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Second chance! In your face!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are..."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber, it's Faith."
MacGruber (2010)
"- Colonel! - How's it going?"
MacGruber (2010)
"What's the mission status?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Positively banging, Colonel. Right, guys?"
MacGruber (2010)
"You probably already know about it."
MacGruber (2010)
"Cunth's having a fundraising event at his mansion tonight."
MacGruber (2010)
"and we will be there with bells on."
MacGruber (2010)
"Sir, I'm not gonna wear bells."
MacGruber (2010)
"Right now, Cunth has no idea you're even alive..."
MacGruber (2010)
"and that is a huge advantage to us."
MacGruber (2010)
"Yes."
MacGruber (2010)
"This is surveillance only."
MacGruber (2010)
"I want to know exactly who comes through that door."
MacGruber (2010)
"Loud and."
MacGruber (2010)
"So, Cunth is having a party?"
MacGruber (2010)
"And guess who just made the guest list."
MacGruber (2010)
"Guess who just made the guest list."
MacGruber (2010)
"Your car stereo?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Nice try."
MacGruber (2010)
"First, I got a little business to attend to."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber, come in."
MacGruber (2010)
"Upper decker?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Thank you."
MacGruber (2010)
"Look, Vick..."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm way ahead of you."
MacGruber (2010)
"You see that guy over there?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I saw him coming out of Cunth's office."
MacGruber (2010)
"Which guy?"
MacGruber (2010)
"That handsome guy."
MacGruber (2010)
"That guy? You think he's handsome?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah, he's very handsome."
MacGruber (2010)
"then why don't you marry him?"
MacGruber (2010)
"No, seriously."
MacGruber (2010)
"If you think he's so handsome, go marry him."
MacGruber (2010)
"Leave the case. Piper and I will do it. Okay?"
MacGruber (2010)
"- No. - Good."
MacGruber (2010)
"Now that's the guy I want you to check out."
MacGruber (2010)
"He's teeming with intel."
MacGruber (2010)
"And stay away from that guy..."
MacGruber (2010)
"And that is another order."
MacGruber (2010)
"So, two orders."
MacGruber (2010)
"Piper, you got a location on Cunth?"
MacGruber (2010)
"He appears to be in the south wing."
MacGruber (2010)
"On my way."
MacGruber (2010)
"That guy."
MacGruber (2010)
"He's bluffing."
MacGruber (2010)
"I can tell by the look in his beady little eyes."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber. We've been expecting you."
MacGruber (2010)
"Bet's to you, Senator Garver."
MacGruber (2010)
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