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Clips from MacGruber (2010)

"No, what?"
MacGruber (2010)
"It's just I've noticed you say that line all the time."
MacGruber (2010)
"It's a good line."
MacGruber (2010)
"Great. Can't wait to hear it. Practiced it in a mirror. It is ready to go."
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah, you'll hear it. You'll know."
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay. Okay."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, I can go..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Miller, do you copy?"
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"Throat lozenges?"
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"That's sick."
MacGruber (2010)
"Maybe."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'll suck as many dicks as it..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay, good."
MacGruber (2010)
"Guess who's in your stupid compound."
MacGruber (2010)
"Which one, the desecration of the corpse..."
MacGruber (2010)
"You know, you make fun of this stuff, but trust me..."
MacGruber (2010)
"that is going to buy us some serious time."
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay, I rounded up this wrench..."
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"But be on the lookout for one large brown egg."
MacGruber (2010)
"I am trying to help here!"
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"I told you, I do not use guns."
MacGruber (2010)
"because sticking a piece of fucking celery up your ass..."
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"Because..."
MacGruber (2010)
"You point it and you shoot it."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh! I got a barrel!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Aim for a person! Oh! Good call, good call. Okay."
MacGruber (2010)
"We gotta make a run for that door."
MacGruber (2010)
"We're gonna go on the count of three..."
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"- Where are the guns? - Shh. Shh."
MacGruber (2010)
"You really want that throat rip, don't you?"
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"Well..."
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"Thank you."
MacGruber (2010)
"Game's over, gentlemen."
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"when I cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth."
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"And then I've got a big pile of money to count."
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"Oh, I'm not doing it. You are."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm the one that's framing you. Me."
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"Screw you, Cunth!"
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"No. What are you doing?"
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"No!"
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"I'm MacGruber. Hey, I'm gonna go pound some Cunth."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm gonna cut off your dick and..."
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"is the ''amount of your own dick in your mouth'' record."
MacGruber (2010)
"and nothing bad has ever happened."
MacGruber (2010)
"Right, Vicki?"
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"Vicki, I have been doing so much thinking"
MacGruber (2010)
"You're right, you're right. Okay."
MacGruber (2010)
"Piper, toss me that copper wire."
MacGruber (2010)
"Coming at you, Grubes!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yes! I porked Casey's ghost last night. We can talk about that later."
MacGruber (2010)
"What's wrong, MacGruber?"
MacGruber (2010)
"It's a warhead, MacGruber. You can defuse it, right?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap."
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"Look at this wire. Where does this go?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Two minutes, MacGruber!"
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber, can you do this or not?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I expected no less from a washout like you."
MacGruber (2010)
"Once again, I win. You lose."
MacGruber (2010)
"to blow up the White House and Congress, combined."
MacGruber (2010)
"Right again, Cunth."
MacGruber (2010)
"Of course, it's going to be awfully hard to fly it without..."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber!"
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"Theirs is a love that knows no bounds."
MacGruber (2010)
"Then let's get to it."
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"No!"
MacGruber (2010)
"- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay."
MacGruber (2010)
"Come and get it."
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"Zeke! Hurry the fuck up!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Load it up."
MacGruber (2010)
"Sorry, I don't speak Russian."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"Sir, I still don't understand why we had..."
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"to come all the way out here."
MacGruber (2010)
"Because, Lieutenant, we need the best."
MacGruber (2010)
"And this guy's that good?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah. He's that good."
MacGruber (2010)
"Then why isn't he on active duty?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Because..."
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"he's been dead for 10 years."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hello, Colonel."
MacGruber (2010)
"Hello, MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"How did you find me?"
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"You forget l taught you everything you know."
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"MacGruber."
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"seven Presidential Medals of Bravery..."
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"and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso."
MacGruber (2010)
"Listen, Mac..."
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"Colonel, with all due respect..."
MacGruber (2010)
"My life is here now. Everything I care about is in these walls."
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"l'm a man of peace. This is my home, these are my people."
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"Hey, hey! Shit! He'll give it back."
MacGruber (2010)
"Look, MacGruber. Two days ago, a Russian convoy..."
MacGruber (2010)
"carrying the X-5 nuclear warhead got jacked."
MacGruber (2010)
"Yesterday, reliable sources informed us it made its way to US soil."
MacGruber (2010)
"That's not my problem anymore."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber, the X-5 is one of the most powerful nuclear..."
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"Yeah, I know what the X-5 is."
MacGruber (2010)
"Lieutenant, give us a minute, will you?"
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"I think l've given more than enough to my country already."
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"It's not about Casey. It's about a promise I made to myself."
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"the X-5 is now in the possession of Dieter Von Cunth."
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"Cunth."
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"Mac."
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"This is your chance to finally take him down."
MacGruber (2010)
"If you change your mind..."
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"take MacGruber to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
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"And do you, MacGruber, take Casey Janine Fitzpatrick..."
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"to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"Casey!"
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"I'm in."
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"We think Cunth smuggled the X-5 into the US..."
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"but we lost the trail before we could pin any hard evidence on him."
MacGruber (2010)
"Thank you, Colonel."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, then, if you'll excuse me..."
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"Mac. lt's not that easy."
MacGruber (2010)
"Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else..."
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"He's untouchable."
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"is that Cunth needs passcodes to make the X-5 operational."
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, thanks. Because before you said something..."
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