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Clips from MacGruber (2010)

"Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, Mac."
MacGruber (2010)
"Word on the street is Cunth's put together a team..."
MacGruber (2010)
"It's a veritable dream team of killers."
MacGruber (2010)
"Regarding that, Mac..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Lieutenant Piper here is one of the best men we have."
MacGruber (2010)
"He'll be your second-in-command on this thing."
MacGruber (2010)
"No fucking way."
MacGruber (2010)
"Let me guess."
MacGruber (2010)
"One year out of the academy, zero combat experience..."
MacGruber (2010)
"Give this a shot."
MacGruber (2010)
"My fricking nose!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Now, if you'll excuse me..."
MacGruber (2010)
"it's time to round up a real team."
MacGruber (2010)
"Asshole."
MacGruber (2010)
"Same old Frank. Always wants to go it alone."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"And you had just ripped a dude's throat out with your bare hands."
MacGruber (2010)
"So, looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, every day's a workout..."
MacGruber (2010)
"It's fun to hear them. That's why I say them."
MacGruber (2010)
"Wow, we had some good times together, didn't we?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Uh-oh! l know that look."
MacGruber (2010)
"Then I'm in."
MacGruber (2010)
"Two is a wonderful number."
MacGruber (2010)
"But four is the perfect number for sure."
MacGruber (2010)
"If it's two kids and me..."
MacGruber (2010)
"That was beautiful, Vicki."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber. I thought you were dead."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm alive and I'm putting together a team."
MacGruber (2010)
"No, good for us. And good for America."
MacGruber (2010)
"And good for fans of justice and truth."
MacGruber (2010)
"Because you're on that team."
MacGruber (2010)
"I can't."
MacGruber (2010)
"Just give me one good reason, Vick."
MacGruber (2010)
"to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
MacGruber (2010)
"No!"
MacGruber (2010)
"I did, too."
MacGruber (2010)
"And now we have a chance to get revenge."
MacGruber (2010)
"It was good to see you, Vicki."
MacGruber (2010)
"Is everything on schedule?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Wonderful. Beautiful."
MacGruber (2010)
"No, sir, I haven't."
MacGruber (2010)
"I was talking to the missile."
MacGruber (2010)
"Fuck the brass!"
MacGruber (2010)
"One second, Grubes."
MacGruber (2010)
"Yes, sir. Well, we got MacGruber on this team right in front of us."
MacGruber (2010)
"It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina."
MacGruber (2010)
"So, my face is a vagina, huh?"
MacGruber (2010)
"so you could use it to fuck butts."
MacGruber (2010)
"I forget. The last time I saw you..."
MacGruber (2010)
"did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?"
MacGruber (2010)
"No, you didn't. Well, I think you're really ugly."
MacGruber (2010)
"Any time, any place."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm starting to like this guy."
MacGruber (2010)
"Just kidding. I still hate you."
MacGruber (2010)
"Frank Korver, Tanker Lutz, Tut Beemer, Tug Phelps, Vernon Freedom, moi."
MacGruber (2010)
"about letting Piper here join you?"
MacGruber (2010)
"He'd make a hell of an asset."
MacGruber (2010)
"You see, it's filled with American heroes"
MacGruber (2010)
"with over a hundred years of combined combat experience..."
MacGruber (2010)
"and a whole lot of brotherhood."
MacGruber (2010)
"'Cause the trunk is filled with over 75 pounds of homemade C-4 explosive..."
MacGruber (2010)
"that l personally packed in there with my own two..."
MacGruber (2010)
"No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Oh, somebody's gotta be in there!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Call 911! Call 911!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Very touching."
MacGruber (2010)
"I might have cut back on the F-words a little."
MacGruber (2010)
"And this is a fucking asshole of a day."
MacGruber (2010)
"I know."
MacGruber (2010)
"It's just that their kids were there."
MacGruber (2010)
"They laughed."
MacGruber (2010)
"Because of your use of heavy language."
MacGruber (2010)
"I should have been in that van."
MacGruber (2010)
"But you weren't."
MacGruber (2010)
"And nobody's gonna regret that more than Cunth."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber, about that."
MacGruber (2010)
"Look, l'm taking you off the case."
MacGruber (2010)
"'Cause I thought I just heard you say..."
MacGruber (2010)
"''MacGruber, about that."
MacGruber (2010)
"That's exactly what I said."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm the best chance you got."
MacGruber (2010)
"You told me yourself at the monastery."
MacGruber (2010)
"But the game has changed!"
MacGruber (2010)
"But the players are the same!"
MacGruber (2010)
"And without a team behind you..."
MacGruber (2010)
"I just can't chance it."
MacGruber (2010)
"You gotta help me. They want to kick me off the mission."
MacGruber (2010)
"Well, under the circumstances..."
MacGruber (2010)
"- Fuck you, dickhead! - All right."
MacGruber (2010)
"What do you want, MacGruber?"
MacGruber (2010)
"- Join my team. - What?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I can't do that."
MacGruber (2010)
"I am so sorry."
MacGruber (2010)
"Look, I'm freaking out here."
MacGruber (2010)
"I killed them. I killed them all!"
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm so fucking stupid!"
MacGruber (2010)
"I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Look, I will suck your dick."
MacGruber (2010)
"I will do it, just join my team."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'll suck your dick."
MacGruber (2010)
"You can fuck me or get fucked by me."
MacGruber (2010)
"You can watch me fuck something."
MacGruber (2010)
"Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you."
MacGruber (2010)
"Jesus Christ, MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"Just tell me what you want me to fuck."
MacGruber (2010)
"Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?"
MacGruber (2010)
"I don't know!"
MacGruber (2010)
"Come on, MacGruber."
MacGruber (2010)
"It's not so bad."
MacGruber (2010)
"The man who killed my wife..."
MacGruber (2010)
"is in control of a nuclear warhead..."
MacGruber (2010)
"And it's not so bad?"
MacGruber (2010)
"Cunth killed your wife?"
MacGruber (2010)
"but I saw it with my own eyes."
MacGruber (2010)
"I'm sorry. I didn't know."
MacGruber (2010)
"This mission was my chance to do..."
MacGruber (2010)
"And I blew it."
MacGruber (2010)
"MacGruber, we have a chopper waiting to take you..."
MacGruber (2010)
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