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Clips from MacGruber

Movies 2010 90 min ★ 5.6/10 (50,769 ratings) 1,511 clips
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Will Forte Profile IMDb
Val Kilmer Profile IMDb
Ryan Phillippe Profile IMDb
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Andy Mackenzie Profile IMDb
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Jorma Taccone Profile IMDb
Getting in and out of ultra-sticky situations.
"Getting in and out of ultra-sticky situations."
MacGruber
Not everything, Colonel.
"Not everything, Colonel."
MacGruber
That was a long time ago.
"That was a long time ago."
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the answer is no.
"the answer is no."
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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Mac, you're our only hope.
"Mac, you're our only hope."
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Mac, if this is about Casey, she...
"Mac, if this is about Casey, she..."
MacGruber
I'm out of the game.
"I'm out of the game."
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Lieutenant.
"Lieutenant."
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I do.
"I do."
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MacGruber. Thank God.
"MacGruber. Thank God."
MacGruber
So what do we know so far?
"So what do we know so far?"
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Everything Piper just said is correct.
"Everything Piper just said is correct."
MacGruber
it's time to go pound some Cunth.
"it's time to go pound some Cunth."
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he's become a respected businessman...
"he's become a respected businessman..."
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and a major political donor.
"and a major political donor."
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Now, Mac, one thing we have working in our favor...
"Now, Mac, one thing we have working in our favor..."
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I thought it'd be fine if he got them.
"I thought it'd be fine if he got them."
MacGruber
Well, then, I'll just have to put together my own dream team...
"Well, then, I'll just have to put together my own dream team..."
MacGruber
little punk thinks his shit don't stink.
"little punk thinks his shit don't stink."
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Well, just to let you know...
"Well, just to let you know..."
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Man, I thought you were dead.
"Man, I thought you were dead."
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You're looking pretty good yourself.
"You're looking pretty good yourself."
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It's fun to say them.
"It's fun to say them."
MacGruber
We're about to have some more.
"We're about to have some more."
MacGruber
I'm putting together a team.
"I'm putting together a team."
MacGruber
And do you, MacGruber, take Casey Janine Fitzpatrick...
"And do you, MacGruber, take Casey Janine Fitzpatrick..."
MacGruber
I lost my best friend that day.
"I lost my best friend that day."
MacGruber
Revenge? It's Cunth.
"Revenge? It's Cunth."
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Yes, sir. We should have the passcodes by Tuesday.
"Yes, sir. We should have the passcodes by Tuesday."
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Just like old times!
"Just like old times!"
MacGruber
Shit. l gotta go deal with the brass.
"Shit. l gotta go deal with the brass."
MacGruber
Hang tight.
"Hang tight."
MacGruber
No, we're certain it's Cunth.
"No, we're certain it's Cunth."
MacGruber
How's your nose, rookie?
"How's your nose, rookie?"
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Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick...
"Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick..."
MacGruber
I think you're looking in the mirror. You want to go?
"I think you're looking in the mirror. You want to go?"
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Well, I hate you. You want to go?
"Well, I hate you. You want to go?"
MacGruber
So, MacGruber, we understand you've recruited quite a team.
"So, MacGruber, we understand you've recruited quite a team."
MacGruber
Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty good team.
"Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty good team."
MacGruber
Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...
"Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind..."
MacGruber
Oh, I would love to, but the van's pretty full.
"Oh, I would love to, but the van's pretty full."
MacGruber
And no, you can't ride in the trunk, bud!
"And no, you can't ride in the trunk, bud!"
MacGruber
Oh, fuck!
"Oh, fuck!"
MacGruber
Oh, God! Oh, God!
"Oh, God! Oh, God!"
MacGruber
Well, they were fucking great guys.
"Well, they were fucking great guys."
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Well, fuck 'em.
"Well, fuck 'em."
MacGruber
I'm sorry, I must have heard wrong.
"I'm sorry, I must have heard wrong."
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I'm sorry, Grubes.
"I'm sorry, Grubes."
MacGruber
Where's the Colonel?
"Where's the Colonel?"
MacGruber
Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.
"Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that."
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Join my new team, and tell the Colonel I can do this.
"Join my new team, and tell the Colonel I can do this."
MacGruber
Okay, don't make me beg here.
"Okay, don't make me beg here."
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Or, like, copy toner should work, or...
"Or, like, copy toner should work, or..."
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Put your pants back on. What are you doing?
"Put your pants back on. What are you doing?"
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I don't know what l'm doing! I'm so fucked here!
"I don't know what l'm doing! I'm so fucked here!"
MacGruber
Oh, it's not?
"Oh, it's not?"
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and I can't do a goddamn thing about it!
"and I can't do a goddamn thing about it!"
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It was never proven in a court of law...
"It was never proven in a court of law..."
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Well, Colonel, I'm sorry I let you down.
"Well, Colonel, I'm sorry I let you down."
MacGruber
I'm in.
"I'm in."
MacGruber
What about your music?
"What about your music?"
MacGruber
Hi.
"Hi."
MacGruber
He doesn't know anything. Come on.
"He doesn't know anything. Come on."
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Hi.
"Hi."
MacGruber
Whoa! Son of a bitch!
"Whoa! Son of a bitch!"
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Who am I, you ask?
"Who am I, you ask?"
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My name is MacGruber.
"My name is MacGruber."
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Please spread the word, ya frigging turds.
"Please spread the word, ya frigging turds."
MacGruber
Whoo! Whoo!
"Whoo! Whoo!"
MacGruber
So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.
"So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on."
MacGruber
'Cause then he'll be on my turf, playing my game.
"'Cause then he'll be on my turf, playing my game."
MacGruber
And that's not a game I plan on losing. Let's go.
"And that's not a game I plan on losing. Let's go."
MacGruber
Shoes.
"Shoes."
MacGruber
Well, well, well.
"Well, well, well."
MacGruber
You let him go?
"You let him go?"
MacGruber
They didn't feel he posed any real threat.
"They didn't feel he posed any real threat."
MacGruber
MacGruber, your toilet is disgusting.
"MacGruber, your toilet is disgusting."
MacGruber
Because...
"Because..."
MacGruber
Thank you.
"Thank you."
MacGruber
He'll get close to her, possibly dangerously close.
"He'll get close to her, possibly dangerously close."
MacGruber
they are gonna be so furious...
"they are gonna be so furious..."
MacGruber
Thank you?
"Thank you?"
MacGruber
Seven blocks?
"Seven blocks?"
MacGruber
Fine. Look, I don't think I should be talking to you anymore...
"Fine. Look, I don't think I should be talking to you anymore..."
MacGruber
Can I have a small latte?
"Can I have a small latte?"
MacGruber
No, no, no.
"No, no, no."
MacGruber
I'm all about the large Tazo tea.
"I'm all about the large Tazo tea."
MacGruber
I'm sorry. Sorry. Can l change that?
"I'm sorry. Sorry. Can l change that?"
MacGruber
Sorry.
"Sorry."
MacGruber
Can I get your name?
"Can I get your name?"
MacGruber
Vicki? Oh, my God! You're alive?
"Vicki? Oh, my God! You're alive?"
MacGruber
Okay.
"Okay."
MacGruber
Well, I was really worried about you, too, Vick.
"Well, I was really worried about you, too, Vick."
MacGruber
- Really? - Yeah.
"- Really? - Yeah."
MacGruber
it would be a real bummer for me.
"it would be a real bummer for me."
MacGruber
with all this money?
"with all this money?"
MacGruber
I think it's fairly obvious.
"I think it's fairly obvious."
MacGruber
This is weird.
"This is weird."
MacGruber
which is about 10 miles from here.
"which is about 10 miles from here."
MacGruber
I'm just going to pop that into this GPS.
"I'm just going to pop that into this GPS."
MacGruber
Who said Hoss isn't gonna show up?
"Who said Hoss isn't gonna show up?"
MacGruber
Why do I have to be Hoss?
"Why do I have to be Hoss?"
MacGruber
First of all, you will never be me. And second of all...
"First of all, you will never be me. And second of all..."
MacGruber
I forget your question.
"I forget your question."
MacGruber
Now!
"Now!"
MacGruber
Now! Now! Now!
"Now! Now! Now!"
MacGruber
They're dead because I shot them.
"They're dead because I shot them."
MacGruber
When you use the old celery trick...
"When you use the old celery trick..."
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but if you go thin end first...
"but if you go thin end first..."
MacGruber
I'm never, ever gonna do that.
"I'm never, ever gonna do that."
MacGruber
That's Constantine Bach and Zeke Pleshette.
"That's Constantine Bach and Zeke Pleshette."
MacGruber
All right, Vick, it's go time.
"All right, Vick, it's go time."
MacGruber
Okay, I'm walking.
"Okay, I'm walking."
MacGruber
Nothing bad has happened yet.
"Nothing bad has happened yet."
MacGruber
Okay.
"Okay."
MacGruber
Now just walk on in here, and, I don't know...
"Now just walk on in here, and, I don't know..."
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fingers crossed.
"fingers crossed."
MacGruber
Making a homemade grenade!
"Making a homemade grenade!"
MacGruber
Sorry.
"Sorry."
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