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Clips from MacGruber (2010)

"I didn't."
MacGruber (2010)
"you gotta keep him on the line long enough to get a location."
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"- No. - Wow."
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"That's my phone. Talk to me."
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"Oh, they're jazzed. How's everything at the P-Gon?"
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"No, Mac. You are not to enter that party."
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"- Us? - Yes."
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"Don't worry, l'm gonna keep a real low profile."
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"You think? Where's Vicki?"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Where have you been?"
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"Sorry, I just took an upper decker in the master bathroom."
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"Yeah, it's where you take a dump in the water tank and not in the bowl."
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"You look great."
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"I'm going to need you to poke around, see what you can dig up."
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"Really? Well, if you think he's so handsome..."
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"Is he that handsome to you?"
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"Are you willing to quit your job for him?"
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"who I actually would describe as ugly."
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"- Sorry about that. - Really."
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"I thought he was bluffing there, so..."
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"This is my daughter."
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"That's right, because most warheads are filled with air."
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"You know, I ran into Zeke Pleshette"
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"and Hoss Bender the other day."
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"Really? How were they?"
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"Oh, that's right. You got me. Past tense. They were..."
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"in the history of the world."
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"And wouldn't you know it, it exploded."
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"Well, we have a lot in common"
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"because l basically did the same thing..."
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"because l'm not a fucking retard who blows up his own dudes."
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"But I also have one of the greatest young military minds around."
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"Shit!"
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"Where's Vicki?"
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"My family?"
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"Vicki, l just got thrown out of the party."
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"by MacGruber in front of my daughter and all my guests."
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"Anyone else feel like being honest?"
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"I got him exactly where I want him."
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"I will suck your fucking dick."
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"It's over."
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"I have a feeling in my gut."
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"If it's any consolation..."
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"being with you the last few days..."
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"but that's an important part of the learning process."
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"Number one or number two?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Come on, man. You can see it from a mile away."
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"I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman."
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"smooth dresser, talented lyricist."
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"she left him for me."
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"She was actually carrying his child at the time."
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"We were so in love."
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"You know it."
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"Another beer, Grubes?"
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"Let's see, we got Molsons..."
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"How did you know I was wearing a bulletproof vest?"
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"Pull over and let me out."
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"Because you just used me as a human shield!"
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"and thanks."
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"I deserve pain."
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"Not me."
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"Or maybe the Colonel was right."
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"Why do you stick around?"
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"You do?"
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"You're gorgeous, you have a perfect body."
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"A great sense of style."
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"Maybe one day..."
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"you'll get the courage to tell him how you feel."
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"I always get an erection..."
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"MacGruber."
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"I better get you sewn up."
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"My God, l'm gonna frigging explode inside you."
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"I'm going to fill you up."
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"I'm going to fill you up."
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"Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"Be with Vicki."
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Wow. Wow. Wow."
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"I'm going to shoot."
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"Go tell Vicki how you feel about her."
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"I will."
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"Thanks."
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"Good news?"
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"We just received intel"
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"I don't know what he's gonna do..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Just go to a beach somewhere..."
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"I have a better idea."
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"Senator, tell me again where you got this intel."
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"Vicki?"
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"Oh, Vicki."
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"I somehow stumbled on her cell phone."
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"If you don't, I'll smash it..."
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"I understand. Or at least I think I do."
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"Wow. I didn't expect that. Thanks, MacGruber."
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"Uh... Let's see, how do I put this?"
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"sorry about last night."
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"Let's get something straight."
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"Well, my life is just as at stake."
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"That's all you do, is talk."
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"Colonel!"
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"MacGruber was right."
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"That's a pretty gross way to look at it."
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"I don't know how many people you're planning on killing..."
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"MacGruber?"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Pretty cool, right? Bet you weren't expecting that."
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"Yeah, that was really disgusting."
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"Besides, he would've done the exact same thing to me if he had the chance."
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"No, he wouldn't have. He would've shot you, not..."
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"Your butt?"
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"Up your butthole?"
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"kill you right in front of him, and then..."
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"This will be one of the most anticipated State of the Unions in history."
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"the President of the United States."
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"I don't want to use the F-word..."
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"But it was fucking great."
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"And I've never felt that way about a bone session before."
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