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Clips from F is for Family - Fight Night (S02E02)

"I never see you."
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"You're not my husband, you're my roommate."
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"You should be glad I called Rosie to get that job, because now I can..."
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"Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"- You said you got it from there! - All right, I lied!"
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"But I didn't take a handout! I'm bringing money in!"
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""Ooh, Frank! Look at the begonias!""
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"And because of that, I had to pawn that"
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"You hocked our locket for your little salad thing?!"
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"You know what? Just go!"
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"You said you had control!"
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"You're the one who turned over!"
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"Stop it! Stop yelling!"
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"I cheated off Maureen!"
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"Bob, it's Frank Murphy, I didn't think you'd be there this late."
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"- What do you want... - Please just hear me out."
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"I'm sorry I left you on the side of the road yesterday."
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"You think I'd bring you back"
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"and that innocent Puerto Rican who went to jail for our sins?"
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"I'm not doing this for you."
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"I need to save my marriage,"
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"and the only way to do that is to get my old day job again."
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"Who wants ice cream?"
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"No! It burns!"
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"A little rain?"
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"Is that all you got, you pussy?"
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"Holy shit."
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"- Oh, this was a mistake. - Oh, man."
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"Did I put it in the wrong place?"
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"I thought you were just short!"
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"- You're the one who started it! - Why'd you have a boner?"
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"Because I could see your boobs! What was I supposed to do?"
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"Stupid dick!"
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"Ah!"
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"- Okay. - So you're saying we're okay?"
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"Especially today."
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"It's such an important day."
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"Oh, Frank! You did remember!"
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"That's all I need!"
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"I'm so nervous about meeting Henrietta Van Horne today."
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"I mean, she founded the company."
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"it doesn't matter what Tracy said. It's a go."
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"Now I'm sorry!"
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"You're sorry, I'm sorry."
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"But it doesn't mean we still can't have a great anniversary."
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"Oh, honey, we haven't done anything like that in years."
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"I know. It's exactly what we need."
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"It'll be like the old days."
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"I'll take you to an early movie, we can go to a nice restaurant,"
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"we can get to second base in the back seat."
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"Oh, well, Smokey will just have to find someone to cover me for a change."
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"That would be great. I'll wear that dress you like."
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"I'll wear that tie from our first date."
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"I love that stain. It looks like Barbara Stanwyck."
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"That's what I was wearing when I gave you that locket."
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"And... remember what we did after I gave you that locket?"
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"I woke up with it."
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"Oh, wait. The kids are downstairs."
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"Oh, gotcha. I'll get the door."
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"Faulty wiring is being blamed for a four-alarm house fire"
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"that killed a family of nine"
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"Ready for loving."
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"Frank, make an effort."
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"- Oh, my balls! - I'm sorry."
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"Yeah. Oh, that perfume smells really..."
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"- Honey, I don't think this is happening. - Okay."
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"Mr. Jeffords, I want all my fans to know"
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"That is correct, Jim. This is my jacket."
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"And mine is you. Good luck today!"
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"That means you better get her one and it better be good."
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"Ah, Christ. Why do you women play these mind games?"
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"- Just say what you mean! - That's no fun."
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"Do I have to go to school today?"
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"- Really? - Fuck no. Get a-moving, you'll be late."
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"But I've been up since 5:30,"
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"What's the point of it all anyway?"
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"The point is that's life, and life has no point."
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"Next thing you know, you're old, no one comes around anymore,"
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"One day, the neighbors notice a funny smell,"
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"and that's when they figure out the cat's eating your face."
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"So go to school!"
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"My dad's so full of shit."
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""Work hard, you'll be rewarded. Get bigger balls.""
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"Get to school, you little shit!"
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"I'm going, I'm going!"
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"- I can't do that. - Sure you can!"
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"You made that awful boy go away?"
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"Oh, he was evil."
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"He made me see the other side of sterilization."
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"I don't know."
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"I have a perfect attendance record."
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"I've got my eyes on that big end-of-the-year pizza party."
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"Last year, it was just me and the lunch ladies."
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"Come on! It'll be fun."
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"Well, okay."
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"That fat, hoarding, cheese-smelling pile of psoriasis scabs is a real lifesaver."
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"And who might you be?"
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"Sue, ma'am. Sue Murphy."
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"Oh, now don't you "ma'am" me."
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"Come in. And invite your chauffeur in too."
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"We drove ourselves."
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"Oh, my God, you're serious."
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"Henrietta, we gals sure miss you around the office."
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"I'm content just to sit here,"
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"My maids getting deported."
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"It's funny, the skinny ones can run, but the fat ones seem to clean better."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I know what you mean. But..."
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"that can gently and efficiently dry your lettuce in seconds."
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"May I present the Salad Tosser."
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"And I care about it because...?"
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"Chester, put some elbow grease in them titties!"
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"Anyone who gets fucked with a bowling alley rubber deserves to get pregnant."
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"Smokey... it's Frank Murphy."
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"Frank Murphy, my favorite sugar shover."
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"I don't feel so good."
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"I'm so sorry you ain't feeling good."
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"with my goddamn foot, you lying motherfucker?"
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"Your anniversary? Oh, that's important!"
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"I still have to go to the store."
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